Gemmill 47680 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 http://pinklions.50webs.com/ I can't click on it cos I'm at work, but I gather it's some gay website and there's a gay carnival planned in Millwall of all places. And yes, I realise that all of this sounds like a "my friend told me" sort of thing. Anyway, apparently the forum has the following threadstarter: "Tony got up me past his elbow for the first time last night. That's a good 5 inches further than normal and he has quite fat arms! How much arm can you and your partner get up to?" JWTBH! I love the detail about his "quite fat arms". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Serious question but at what stage are you touching colon/vital internal organs? Bum fun must come at a price. It does not sound safe. As I say to the ladies who're up for it, in the words of Dragon's Den...'sorry but for that reason, I'm out!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47680 Posted September 20, 2006 Author Share Posted September 20, 2006 I just measured my forearm, and it's longer than 30 cm. Now this bloke is claiming things went past the elbow. Setting aside the fact that he must now be tickling this blokes heart, what happens if he bends his arm at this stage - won't this cause some serious tearing?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Serious question but at what stage are you touching colon/vital internal organs? Bum fun must come at a price. It does not sound safe. As I say to the ladies who're up for it, in the words of Dragon's Den...'sorry but for that reason, I'm out!' Colon is just beyond the rectum therefore risk of perforation is pretty high depending on what you're sticking up there. I've had a few patients in the past who have accidently ended up with various things up there and one of them ended up with a colostomy. Just - Why would you?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Surely there's a point where you turn into Orville like, or Spit the Dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47680 Posted September 20, 2006 Author Share Posted September 20, 2006 Surely there's a point where you turn into Orville like, or Spit the Dog. I seem to remember you having real problems with a conversation similar to this at the last pissup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Serious question but at what stage are you touching colon/vital internal organs? Bum fun must come at a price. It does not sound safe. As I say to the ladies who're up for it, in the words of Dragon's Den...'sorry but for that reason, I'm out!' Colon is just beyond the rectum therefore risk of perforation is pretty high depending on what you're sticking up there. I've had a few patients in the past who have accidently ended up with various things up there and one of them ended up with a colostomy. Just - Why would you?! Never mind colon, I'd puncture a lung tbf. Joke! It's weird but you get lasses who're actually well up for it (ie they will suggest it). I've always suspected something like that to be the case re anatomy and for that reason I don't partake. Can't enjoy it thinking I'm going to possibly end up hurting the other party. In a massive twist of irony, I realise that probably makes me sound gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Serious question but at what stage are you touching colon/vital internal organs? Bum fun must come at a price. It does not sound safe. As I say to the ladies who're up for it, in the words of Dragon's Den...'sorry but for that reason, I'm out!' Colon is just beyond the rectum therefore risk of perforation is pretty high depending on what you're sticking up there. I've had a few patients in the past who have accidently ended up with various things up there and one of them ended up with a colostomy. Just - Why would you?! Never mind colon, I'd puncture a lung tbf. Joke! It's weird but you get lasses who're actually well up for it (ie they will suggest it). I've always suspected something like that to be the case re anatomy and for that reason I don't partake. Can't enjoy it thinking I'm going to possibly end up hurting the other party. In a massive twist of irony, I realise that probably makes me sound gay. There is a gay section of Millwall hooligans Imagine getting filled in by one (no pun intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Serious question but at what stage are you touching colon/vital internal organs? Bum fun must come at a price. It does not sound safe. As I say to the ladies who're up for it, in the words of Dragon's Den...'sorry but for that reason, I'm out!' Colon is just beyond the rectum therefore risk of perforation is pretty high depending on what you're sticking up there. I've had a few patients in the past who have accidently ended up with various things up there and one of them ended up with a colostomy. Just - Why would you?! Never mind colon, I'd puncture a lung tbf. Joke! It's weird but you get lasses who're actually well up for it (ie they will suggest it). I've always suspected something like that to be the case re anatomy and for that reason I don't partake. Can't enjoy it thinking I'm going to possibly end up hurting the other party. In a massive twist of irony, I realise that probably makes me sound gay. There is a gay section of Millwall hooligans Imagine getting filled in by one (no pun intended) no pun detected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Serious question but at what stage are you touching colon/vital internal organs? Bum fun must come at a price. It does not sound safe. As I say to the ladies who're up for it, in the words of Dragon's Den...'sorry but for that reason, I'm out!' Colon is just beyond the rectum therefore risk of perforation is pretty high depending on what you're sticking up there. I've had a few patients in the past who have accidently ended up with various things up there and one of them ended up with a colostomy. Just - Why would you?! Never mind colon, I'd puncture a lung tbf. Joke! It's weird but you get lasses who're actually well up for it (ie they will suggest it). I've always suspected something like that to be the case re anatomy and for that reason I don't partake. Can't enjoy it thinking I'm going to possibly end up hurting the other party. In a massive twist of irony, I realise that probably makes me sound gay. There is a gay section of Millwall hooligans Imagine getting filled in by one (no pun intended) no pun detected. Joke btw. Millwall bummers? Are you serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Gemmill - if you cant access the site at work - how do you know about that thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47680 Posted September 20, 2006 Author Share Posted September 20, 2006 Interested to hear Meenzer's take on all of this when he eventually walks gingerly over to his computer later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47680 Posted September 20, 2006 Author Share Posted September 20, 2006 Gemmill - if you cant access the site at work - how do you know about that thread? Cos someone had copied and pasted it onto the thread on NO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7044 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 That TerryHurlock fella on the forum must be a windup. He fanices Gareth Southgate and has Arnie has his hero! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I don't know about anyone else, but later on I'll be staring at boobs and giving the Mrs a good seeing to. Then drinking lots of manly pints. And having a fight. I will in no way be looking at this link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15909 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Interested to hear Meenzer's take on all of this when he eventually walks gingerly over to his computer later. So incredibly not into anything like that, but plenty are... I'm with you (collectively) though, the major internal injury thing is just a risk too far. Millwall's probably the nearest club to me, mind... train line into town passes right by the New Den. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I don't know about anyone else, but later on I'll be staring at boobs and giving the Mrs a good seeing to. Then drinking lots of manly pints. And having a fight. I will in no way be looking at this link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2837 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I don't know about anyone else, but later on I'll be staring at boobs and giving the Mrs a good seeing to. Then drinking lots of manly pints. And having a fight. I will in no way be looking at this link. Methinks SLP doth protest too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Well I reckon Mancy protests too much, while nebbing through old threads I found this.... hmmmm curious or should that be bi-curious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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