Tooj 17 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 "Commando" (1985)Total Body Count: 5189 Kill Count Per Minute: 9.41 Torture Scenes: 12 Time of First Death In Film: 31sec Good Guys Killed: 0 Bad Guys Killed By John Matrix : 5189 Bad Guys Killed By Supporting Characters: 0 Arnie rules tbh. Matrix rules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 "First Blood" (1982)Total Body Count: 1 Kill Count Per Minute: 0.01 Torture Scenes: 2 Time of First Death In Film: 29min 31sec Good Guys Killed: 0 Bad Guys Killed By Rambo: 0 Bad Guys Killed By Supporting Characters: 0 "Rambo: First Blood Part II" (1985) Total Body Count: 69 Kill Count Per Minute: 0.72 Torture Scenes: 5 Time of First Death In Film: 33min 34sec Good Guys Killed: 1 Bad Guys Killed By Rambo: 58 Bad Guys Killed By Supporting Characters: 10 "Rambo III" (1988) Total Body Count: 132 Kill Count Per Minute: 1.3 Torture Scenes: 7 Time of First Death In Film: 41min 9sec Good Guys Killed: 37 Bad Guys Killed By Rambo: 78 Bad Guys Killed By Supporting Characters: 17 "Rambo" (2008) Total Body Count: 236 Kill Count Per Minute: 2.59 Torture Scenes: 3 Time of First Death In Film: 3min 22sec Good Guys Killed: 113 Bad Guys Killed By Rambo: 83 Bad Guys Killed By Supporting Characters: 40 Where are those statistics from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Sylvester Stallone's return as the grunting warrior who gets dragged out retirement for one final mission in Rambo has drawn a slew of poor reviews ahead of its release in the US today. The critical response is in sharp contrast to that which greeted Sly's return as a grunting warrior who gets dragged out of retirement for one final mission in Rocky Balboa, the sixth episode in the eponymous boxing franchise that generally impressed when it came out in 2006. Stateside critics have slammed the fourth Rambo instalment, a predictably blood-soaked affair in which the former Green Beret recruits a scratch team to rescue Christian Aid workers trapped in Burma. The film's tagline 'Heroes never die... They just reload' might well have reviewers wishing Stallone would turn the gun on himself. Variety called it "a notably cheerless exercise", while Newsday pointed out that "the battle sequences are so muddled in execution that we can't tell who's killing whom." The Philadelphia Inquirer was equally unimpressed, labelling Rambo a "slab of action porn" in which the director-star resembles a "mothballed Conan The Barbarian." The Hollywood Reporter critic simply signed off with, "Sorry Sly, not this time." That said, Rambo could deliver a surprise at the box office. There are plenty of gore-hungry teenagers and ageing fans of First Blood, which scored a hit when it opened in 1982 and spawned two sequels that took nearly $500m (£255m) in global ticket sales. http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,2...rss&feed=16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 'Heroes never die... They just reload' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 That trailer's the funniest thing I've seen in months. "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 I will see this at the cinema. I am a media tool, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Decent quality screener is now out, I am downloading as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6455 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Cant see this being any good. I was excited at first but it will be same old, same old. What next to Sly. Demolition Man 2?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6964 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Decent quality screener is now out, I am downloading as we speak. There was a decent one out about 3 weeks ago. Nowt flash the film like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Stallone's basically indistinguishable from his Spitting Image puppet these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Decent quality screener is now out, I am downloading as we speak. There was a decent one out about 3 weeks ago. Nowt flash the film like Seeing as our tastes vary quite differently that means it's totally mint like ZOMG!!! \o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Stallone's basically indistinguishable from his Spitting Image puppet these days. :) That is so true!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2630 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6964 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Hes 62 btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Hes 62 btw Not bad, but Fop looked better at that age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6964 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Looking a hell of a lot better than that other 62 year old body builder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 In fairness to Arnie he'd probably look a fair bit better if he were caught when preparing for a movie role (and some HGH might help too). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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