Kevin Carr's Gloves 3962 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Toplass-101 Sep 17 2006, 04:00 AM Post #3 First Team Squad Posts: 771 Joined: 9-September 05 Member No.: 375 I wnet to ansummer [artu to night i I was very suprised a t the number of lasses who has had a strapon and a willing lsd to sue it on, inearly siad jeeeeeeeeeeeesas wep t i dont mine small size beasdes but ffs some ppl must harlydly be able to hold tha shit in and for st8 men to do that its just not natuleral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6783 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 I've been on here so spazzed that i can barely type...but I normally check it through. That just makes no sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 lsd The clue was in the quote all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 (edited) Ok ill translate: I went to An Anne Summers party tonight and I was very suprised at the number of lasses who has a strapon, and a willing lad to use it on, I nearly said jesus wept, I dont mind a small size but ffs some ppl must harly be able to hold their shit in and as for st8 men to do that its just not natural. Edited September 19, 2006 by Toplass-101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 It seems weird enough for 'straight' lads to want to have something resembling a penis rammed up their arse but it seems even odder that there would be so many lasses* who would want a strap on of their own to perform this very practice. Whats in it for the lasses then? Do they get a kick out of rogering a blokes anus? Serious question. *I realise it's an Ann Summers party so is not completely representative of the female population. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 By the way, what the fuck were you drinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46021 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Smooth's lass has got one for if he makes any expenditure that hasn't been voted on. The alternative Flora treatment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Hmmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46021 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 That sounds a bit sheepish, David. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Strapon femdom sex and piles. The tone on here lately has been very low. Get in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 That sounds a bit sheepish, David. Freudian tbh. Dave's right, this place is getting more depraved than a Young Conservative Countryside Alliance Conference in Brighton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 I can only assume that the lovely Toplass is from south of the river? The party was held south of the river and fellow party-goers were also from south of the river? I say this because it is a strap-onFACT that this sort of thing is virtually un-known north of the river; indeed, studying Ann Summers' last quarterly report, it stated that sales of strap-ons north of the Tyne were only 1 (somewhere around Blyth iirc). I can't wait until I see my colleague who hails from Sunlun!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4131 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 That sounds a bit sheepish, David. Freudian tbh. Dave's right, this place is getting more depraved than a Young Conservative Countryside Alliance Conference in Brighton. You can rest assured that a Young Conservative Countryside Alliance Conference would be the least depraved part of Brighton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 By the way, what the fuck were you drinking? White Zinfandel, one of them little boxes with a tap on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 By the way, what the fuck were you drinking? White Zinfandel, one of them little boxes with a tap on it. That doesn't mean it's a One-Person Portion Pak, y'know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3962 Posted September 20, 2006 Author Share Posted September 20, 2006 By the way, what the fuck were you drinking? White Zinfandel, one of them little boxes with a tap on it. That doesn't mean it's a One-Person Portion Pak, y'know... Yes you're still supposed to use a glass rather than hold it over your mouth and press till it's empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Another delivery to the TL household I see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Just reminded me of the bit on The League of Gentleman when the cleaner woman gets Malibu delivered instead of milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Another delivery to the TL household I see... Sea could have done with a delivery like that, they ran out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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