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that the top of the pants folds over under the weight volunterily?

 

Just noticed a guy in my office suffering this problem. Fat cunt!

:lol:

 

Btw, how's your weight doing these days?

 

He used to always have a note from mummy to get out of PE games. Although now I reckon the temptation of being around semi-naked males in the changers would have been too much for him.

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that the top of the pants folds over under the weight volunterily?

 

Just noticed a guy in my office suffering this problem. Fat cunt!

:lol:

 

Btw, how's your weight doing these days?

 

He used to always have a note from mummy to get out of PE games. Although now I reckon the temptation of being around semi-naked males in the changers would have been too much for him.

Forged most of them, and you're not far wrong actually. :D Still something of a podgy bastard, but I've just signed up at the gym they've opened up at the local college, so soon my gut will ROCK. :(

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that the top of the pants folds over under the weight volunterily?

 

Just noticed a guy in my office suffering this problem. Fat cunt!

:lol:

 

Btw, how's your weight doing these days?

 

He used to always have a note from mummy to get out of PE games. Although now I reckon the temptation of being around semi-naked males in the changers would have been too much for him.

Forged most of them, and you're not far wrong actually. :D Still something of a podgy bastard, but I've just signed up at the gym they've opened up at the local college, so soon my gut will ROCK. :(

 

I thought being slim was a mandatory requirement for gay people?

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that the top of the pants folds over under the weight volunterily?

 

Just noticed a guy in my office suffering this problem. Fat cunt!

:lol:

 

Btw, how's your weight doing these days?

 

He used to always have a note from mummy to get out of PE games. Although now I reckon the temptation of being around semi-naked males in the changers would have been too much for him.

Forged most of them, and you're not far wrong actually. :D Still something of a podgy bastard, but I've just signed up at the gym they've opened up at the local college, so soon my gut will ROCK. :(

 

I thought being slim was a mandatory requirement for gay people?

 

There's a whole subculture of chubbies, bears and chasers that'd say otherwise... :rolleyes:

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that the top of the pants folds over under the weight volunterily?

 

Just noticed a guy in my office suffering this problem. Fat cunt!

:lol:

 

Btw, how's your weight doing these days?

 

He used to always have a note from mummy to get out of PE games. Although now I reckon the temptation of being around semi-naked males in the changers would have been too much for him.

Forged most of them, and you're not far wrong actually. :D Still something of a podgy bastard, but I've just signed up at the gym they've opened up at the local college, so soon my gut will ROCK. :(

 

I thought being slim was a mandatory requirement for gay people?

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that the top of the pants folds over under the weight volunterily?

 

Just noticed a guy in my office suffering this problem. Fat cunt!

:lol:

 

Btw, how's your weight doing these days?

 

He used to always have a note from mummy to get out of PE games. Although now I reckon the temptation of being around semi-naked males in the changers would have been too much for him.

Forged most of them, and you're not far wrong actually. :D Still something of a podgy bastard, but I've just signed up at the gym they've opened up at the local college, so soon my gut will ROCK. :(

 

I thought being slim was a mandatory requirement for gay people?

Dale Winton

 

Hmm, that guy of airport too.

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that the top of the pants folds over under the weight volunterily?

 

Just noticed a guy in my office suffering this problem. Fat cunt!

:lol:

 

Btw, how's your weight doing these days?

 

He used to always have a note from mummy to get out of PE games. Although now I reckon the temptation of being around semi-naked males in the changers would have been too much for him.

Forged most of them, and you're not far wrong actually. :D Still something of a podgy bastard, but I've just signed up at the gym they've opened up at the local college, so soon my gut will ROCK. :(

 

I thought being slim was a mandatory requirement for gay people?

 

So not only did you get yourself a wife to try and hide it, you piled the beef on too!

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that the top of the pants folds over under the weight volunterily?

 

Just noticed a guy in my office suffering this problem. Fat cunt!

:lol:

 

Btw, how's your weight doing these days?

 

He used to always have a note from mummy to get out of PE games. Although now I reckon the temptation of being around semi-naked males in the changers would have been too much for him.

Forged most of them, and you're not far wrong actually. :D Still something of a podgy bastard, but I've just signed up at the gym they've opened up at the local college, so soon my gut will ROCK. :(

 

I thought being slim was a mandatory requirement for gay people?

Dale Winton

 

Hmm, that guy of airport too.

He's (meant to be) straight iirc

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that the top of the pants folds over under the weight volunterily?

 

Just noticed a guy in my office suffering this problem. Fat cunt!

:lol:

 

Btw, how's your weight doing these days?

 

He used to always have a note from mummy to get out of PE games. Although now I reckon the temptation of being around semi-naked males in the changers would have been too much for him.

Forged most of them, and you're not far wrong actually. :D Still something of a podgy bastard, but I've just signed up at the gym they've opened up at the local college, so soon my gut will ROCK. :(

 

I thought being slim was a mandatory requirement for gay people?

 

So not only did you get yourself a wife to try and hide it, you piled the beef on too!

 

Right, this is about the 4th dig that I'm fat today (the others coming from Alex)! I'm on a diet and am doing shit loads of exercise at the moment, and have just weighed myself a 14 stone 4. By the time I next see you lot you won't think I'm fat! Jesus, you're more effective than weight watchers or Atkins!

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that the top of the pants folds over under the weight volunterily?

 

Just noticed a guy in my office suffering this problem. Fat cunt!

:lol:

 

Btw, how's your weight doing these days?

 

He used to always have a note from mummy to get out of PE games. Although now I reckon the temptation of being around semi-naked males in the changers would have been too much for him.

Forged most of them, and you're not far wrong actually. :D Still something of a podgy bastard, but I've just signed up at the gym they've opened up at the local college, so soon my gut will ROCK. :rolleyes:

 

I thought being slim was a mandatory requirement for gay people?

 

So not only did you get yourself a wife to try and hide it, you piled the beef on too!

 

Right, this is about the 4th dig that I'm fat today (the others coming from Alex)! I'm on a diet and am doing shit loads of exercise at the moment, and have just weighed myself a 14 stone 4. By the time I next see you lot you won't think I'm fat! Jesus, you're more effective than weight watchers or Atkins!

You should go veggie for a while tbh.

 

You offence intended soft lad :(

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that the top of the pants folds over under the weight volunterily?

 

Just noticed a guy in my office suffering this problem. Fat cunt!

:lol:

 

Btw, how's your weight doing these days?

 

He used to always have a note from mummy to get out of PE games. Although now I reckon the temptation of being around semi-naked males in the changers would have been too much for him.

Forged most of them, and you're not far wrong actually. :lol: Still something of a podgy bastard, but I've just signed up at the gym they've opened up at the local college, so soon my gut will ROCK. :nufc:

 

I thought being slim was a mandatory requirement for gay people?

 

So not only did you get yourself a wife to try and hide it, you piled the beef on too!

 

Right, this is about the 4th dig that I'm fat today (the others coming from Alex)! I'm on a diet and am doing shit loads of exercise at the moment, and have just weighed myself a 14 stone 4. By the time I next see you lot you won't think I'm fat! Jesus, you're more effective than weight watchers or Atkins!

 

:lol: What a whinging weight watcher!

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