Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 (edited) Anyone had them, what are they like? How can you tell if it definately piles? Is Anusol any good? Edited September 18, 2006 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Alls I'm basically getting in my lughole since I opened the window in the office is..... ....."Daniel please can you close the window cos I'm at risk of having the cobwebs blown away from round my minge!" Bastards. i get that all the fecking time at work. and what really annoys me is that the complaint will be from someone who is sitting 50 feet from the window. i once asked this old wifey if there was this magical current of cold blowing in from the window, over everyone elses heads and then up her trouser leg. to her credit she said yes (and we had a good laugh about it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Alls I'm basically getting in my lughole since I opened the window in the office is..... ....."Daniel please can you close the window cos I'm at risk of having the cobwebs blown away from round my minge!" Bastards. i get that all the fecking time at work. and what really annoys me is that the complaint will be from someone who is sitting 50 feet from the window. i once asked this old wifey if there was this magical current of cold blowing in from the window, over everyone elses heads and then up her trouser leg. to her credit she said yes (and we had a good laugh about it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Anyone had them, what are they like? How can you tell if it definately piles? Is Anusol any good? Brilliant. Nothing quite like a good suppository up the old anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Ask Rob, he was a proctologist when he was in Nam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19320 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 wouldnt like these up my arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Bloody painful is what they're like! Germaloids works quite well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Alls I'm basically getting in my lughole since I opened the window in the office is..... ....."Daniel please can you close the window cos I'm at risk of having the cobwebs blown away from round my minge!" Bastards. i get that all the fecking time at work. and what really annoys me is that the complaint will be from someone who is sitting 50 feet from the window. i once asked this old wifey if there was this magical current of cold blowing in from the window, over everyone elses heads and then up her trouser leg. to her credit she said yes (and we had a good laugh about it). why the fuck is this in here? i thought my post had been deleted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Suppositories are not just for haemorrhoids - they are also a marvellous way of relieving anal tension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I've had one external one, not painful, but a bit freaky when you feel something odd and reach around to discover a little bollock hanging out of your arse. An hour on the exercise bike pretty much destroyed it, beating it to a sweaty, bloody pulp. Apparently this is not the recommended remedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 18, 2006 Author Share Posted September 18, 2006 Alls I'm basically getting in my lughole since I opened the window in the office is..... ....."Daniel please can you close the window cos I'm at risk of having the cobwebs blown away from round my minge!" Bastards. i get that all the fecking time at work. and what really annoys me is that the complaint will be from someone who is sitting 50 feet from the window. i once asked this old wifey if there was this magical current of cold blowing in from the window, over everyone elses heads and then up her trouser leg. to her credit she said yes (and we had a good laugh about it). why the fuck is this in here? i thought my post had been deleted That'll be my fault, I posted the thread twice by mistake and then changed the 1 you posted in to a thread about the grapes of wrath. Not that I have or ever have had piles, it's just it was the first thing I could think of! But it was funny reading the first line of your post! i get that all the fecking time at work. Do you sit on the floor or something like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 How can you tell if it definately piles? Does it feel like you have grapes hanging out of your arse? If so, you've got them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Felt something when wiping my arse so I decided to have a deeks in the mirror to see what the craic was. I nearly died when I saw a massive blue grape hanging from my backside. Used Anusol and it dissapeared within a week or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Laz i thought a man of your taste would have seen alot worse in some of the filth you watch/partake in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I have but somethings still make me heave. the thought of a big strapping lad (such as yourself) dropping his boxers several times a day in order to apply some grape killing cream is one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 488 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I've heard the twin pack (ointment and suppository) is the quickest way to get rid of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I've had one external one, not painful, but a bit freaky when you feel something odd and reach around to discover a little bollock hanging out of your arse. An hour on the exercise bike pretty much destroyed it, beating it to a sweaty, bloody pulp. Apparently this is not the recommended remedy. Ouch! As we're sharing..I had a particularly bad case after New Years' a few years ago. I could barely move for a week it hurt so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 I've heard the twin pack (ointment and suppository) is the quickest way to get rid of them. Well, that and pushing them back up there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 What brings piles on then? Is it a diet or a stress thing? Or is it brought on by people who can't wipe their arse properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 What brings piles on then? Is it a diet or a stress thing? Or is it brought on by people who can't wipe their arse properly. Not enough fibre in the diet causing 'straining' when you shit. Little bits of the bowel pop out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 What brings piles on then? Is it a diet or a stress thing? Or is it brought on by people who can't wipe their arse properly. Not enough fibre in the diet causing 'straining' when you shit. Little bits of the bowel pop out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42666 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Sounds disgusting! Thankfully my diet allows that I never have to put too much effort into having a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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