Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Guess away, never seen a celebrity at such close quarters, even plucked up the courage to speak to said celebrity. Clue: We've all probably had a wank over her, even you Meenzer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44107 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Claire Rayner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3902 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 TWEEDY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 18, 2006 Author Share Posted September 18, 2006 Claire Rayner. Serious guesses only please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 18, 2006 Author Share Posted September 18, 2006 TWEEDY Unfortunately not! She wouldn't have got away from me if it had have been her! I'd have sawn her in half with or without permission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44107 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Halfpenny. We really need some clues tbh. I'm assuming it's a local celeb, or not? Kathy Secker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 18, 2006 Author Share Posted September 18, 2006 Halfpenny couldn't even give me a twitch let alone a hard-on! It's not a local celeb. She enjoys taking her clothes off, has done for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Anna Friel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44107 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Some Page 3 bint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3902 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Jo Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 18, 2006 Author Share Posted September 18, 2006 Jo Guest Bullseye, we have a winner. She was mint, looked class, had a tiny skirt on that came down so low I swear I could see her pube line. Was asking her what she was up here for and she was doing some nightblub appearance somewhere I can't remember the name. Only spoke to her cos I thought I might be in with a chance cos she comes across as thick as fuck whenever I've seen her on the telly. But I was pleasantly surprised she could string a few decent sentences together. Was trying to find out if she was still booked into her hotel so we could go back but she'd just checked out and was killing time before getting a train back down south. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6964 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 could have done her in your flatbed 4x4 manmobile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 18, 2006 Author Share Posted September 18, 2006 could have done her in your flatbed 4x4 manmobile. Wish I'd thought of that dustcaps! She couldn't understand a word I was saying and I haven't even got a strong geordie accent being a silver spoon motherfucker from Gosforth. Had to keep repeating myself, but didn't mind cos it meant I could lean in closer and get a better look at her tits, she was smuggling peanuts in a tight lycra top! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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