Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Was at the Silverlink at the weekend and wor lass said, "Lets go to PC World to look at the laptops". I quick-stepped it in there and gave her my opinion as to which one I thought we should purchase, thinking my days of no internet access at home would soon be over. After looking at them all I said, "Well anything you fancy?", her repsonse, "No I'm just looking!" Bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I just can't fathom how under the thumb you are. Lift up your skirt there and have a quick look; anything resembling a pair of bollocks down there? No...back to your fucking embroidery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Was at the Silverlink at the weekend and wor lass said, "Lets go to PC World to look at the laptops". I quick-stepped it in there and gave her my opinion as to which one I thought we should purchase, thinking my days of no internet access at home would soon be over. After looking at them all I said, "Well anything you fancy?", her repsonse, "No I'm just looking!" Bitch. Not really a breakthrough then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 I just can't fathom how under the thumb you are. Lift up your skirt there and have a quick look; anything resembling a pair of bollocks down there? No...back to your fucking embroidery. Look the way we handle our finances is this: We have to both agree that we're gonna buy something or it doesn't get bought. There are exceptions to this but are limited by price, hence I've lost out on my season ticket, a pc and haven't been on a sunshine holiday for 3 years. We do our fortnightly shop at Asda and come back with just a 4 pack of beans FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 (edited) what has she missed out on then? if you've lost out on a season ticket and a pc put your foot down man Edited September 13, 2006 by themags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3902 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I just can't fathom how under the thumb you are. Lift up your skirt there and have a quick look; anything resembling a pair of bollocks down there? No...back to your fucking embroidery. Look the way we handle our finances is this: We have to both agree that we're gonna buy something or it doesn't get bought. There are exceptions to this but are limited by price, hence I've lost out on my season ticket, a pc and haven't been on a sunshine holiday for 3 years. We do our fortnightly shop at Asda and come back with just a 4 pack of beans FFS! This post makes baby jesus cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 what has she missed out on then? if you've lost out on a season ticket and a pc put your foot down man Aye good point. Fair enough sacrificing a few things but if its just your favourite stuff then thats canny harsh. Maybe she just doesn't trust the websites you'd go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 what has she missed out on then? if you've lost out on a season ticket and a pc put your foot down man She's missed out on things like expensive jewellery from Tiffany's, boots that cost 200 quid etc. But only after she put the block on my expensive items. So apparently I'm being childish and she's being frugal. Go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 if she even considered paying over £200 for a pair of boots, you should dump her mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Trial seperation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I just can't fathom how under the thumb you are. Lift up your skirt there and have a quick look; anything resembling a pair of bollocks down there? No...back to your fucking embroidery. Look the way we handle our finances is this: We have to both agree that we're gonna buy something or it doesn't get bought. There are exceptions to this but are limited by price, hence I've lost out on my season ticket, a pc and haven't been on a sunshine holiday for 3 years. We do our fortnightly shop at Asda and come back with just a 4 pack of beans FFS! No offence mate, but i think i'd rather be single. There's a point gets reached where being a top bit of a trout doesn't quite compensate for all the other pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 if she even considered paying over £200 for a pair of boots, you should dump her mate See if you sacrifice on quality though you could end up with a bird with a hairy arse and a few too many tyres round her waist. She's high mantainance but she fucks like a demented rabbit so it's 6 and 2 3's tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 someone sent round one of them Dell codes things, DELL P4,512Mb RAM,19" LCD,80Gb HD, DVDRW & Free Shipping £349 you want? my lass is more than canny and doesnt demand £200 boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 She's high mantainance but she fucks like a demented rabbit so it's 6 and 2 3's tbh. Awwww...sounds like love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 someone sent round one of them Dell codes things, DELL P4,512Mb RAM,19" LCD,80Gb HD, DVDRW & Free Shipping £349 you want? my lass is more than canny and doesnt demand £200 boots Is it wireless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 if she even considered paying over £200 for a pair of boots, you should dump her mate See if you sacrifice on quality though you could end up with a bird with a hairy arse and a few too many tyres round her waist. She's high mantainance but she fucks like a demented rabbit so it's 6 and 2 3's tbh. She'd have to have myxomatosis to go anywhere near your cock I spose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6964 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 So no internet, season ticket or holidays abroad, but she lets you spunk away petrol money on a 4x4 on a weekly basis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebellious 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 someone sent round one of them Dell codes things, DELL P4,512Mb RAM,19" LCD,80Gb HD, DVDRW & Free Shipping £349 you want? my lass is more than canny and doesnt demand £200 boots Does that include VAT and all the add ons? Is it a discount code? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6454 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I've just got one thing to say. MAN THE FUCK UP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 So no internet, season ticket or holidays abroad, but she lets you spunk away petrol money on a 4x4 on a weekly basis? the lad has a point like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 So no internet, season ticket or holidays abroad, but she lets you spunk away petrol money on a 4x4 on a weekly basis? the lad has a point like Even a broken clock is right twice a day though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 someone sent round one of them Dell codes things, DELL P4,512Mb RAM,19" LCD,80Gb HD, DVDRW & Free Shipping £349 you want? my lass is more than canny and doesnt demand £200 boots Does that include VAT and all the add ons? Is it a discount code? yeah pretty sure it does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 She's high mantainance but she fucks like a demented rabbit so it's 6 and 2 3's tbh. Awwww...sounds like love. was just about to post the same thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 14, 2006 Author Share Posted September 14, 2006 I've just got one thing to say. MAN THE FUCK UP. Alreet big balls, my man is up as much as anyone else's tbh, it's just I live in a democracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44107 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Smooth is basically the property of his bee-hatch, it sounds to me. Complete pwnage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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