A joke from smeeaga

[bobbyshinton 59]

A man walks into the bogs in the Trent and begins using one of the urinals. He looks to his left and sees a very short man peeing also. Suddenly, the short man looks up at the taller man, and the taller man is completely embarrassed about staring at the smaller man's penis.

 

"Sorry," says the taller man. "I'm not gay or anything, but you have the longest penis I've ever seen, especially on a man so small!"

 

"Well," says the little man, "That's because I'm a Leprechaun! ALL Leprechauns have penises this size!"

 

The taller man says, "Incredible! I'd give anything if mine were that long."

 

"Well, what with me being a Leprechaun and all, I can give you your wish!

 

If you let me take you into that stall over there and screw you, I'll give you your wish!"

 

"Gee," says the man, "I don't know about that----Aw hell with it, OK!"

 

Soon, the Leprechaun is behind the taller man, just humping away. "Say," says the Leprechaun, "How old are you, son?"

 

 

Finding it difficult to turn with the Leprechaun humping him so ferociously, the tall man says over his shoulder, "Uh-Uh, Thirty-two..."

 

 

"Imagine that, " says the little man,

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"Thirty-two and still believes in Leprechauns!" was that funny?

[sweetleftpeg 0]

Santa wants his joke back.

[spongebob toonpants 4195]

Bloke who worked on the waltzer on Brighton Pier got sacked yesterday.

 

 

He is sueing for funfair dismissal

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4096]

Santa wants his joke back.

 

And he knicked it of Adam.

[Lazarus 0]

A man walks into the bogs in the Trent and begins using one of the urinals. He looks to his left and sees a very short man peeing also. Suddenly, the short man looks up at the taller man, and the taller man is completely embarrassed about staring at the smaller man's penis.

 

"Sorry," says the taller man. "I'm not gay or anything, but you have the longest penis I've ever seen, especially on a man so small!"

 

"Well," says the little man, "That's because I'm a Leprechaun! ALL Leprechauns have penises this size!"

 

The taller man says, "Incredible! I'd give anything if mine were that long."

 

"Well, what with me being a Leprechaun and all, I can give you your wish!

 

If you let me take you into that stall over there and screw you, I'll give you your wish!"

 

"Gee," says the man, "I don't know about that----Aw hell with it, OK!"

 

Soon, the Leprechaun is behind the taller man, just humping away. "Say," says the Leprechaun, "How old are you, son?"

 

 

Finding it difficult to turn with the Leprechaun humping him so ferociously, the tall man says over his shoulder, "Uh-Uh, Thirty-two..."

 

 

"Imagine that, " says the little man,

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"Thirty-two and still believes in Leprechauns!" was that funny?

 

 

Peasepud and Wacky tbh.

[adios 717]

"Well," says the little man, "That's because I'm a Leprechaun! ALL Leprechauns have penises this size!"

 

I can verify this to be 100% FACT.