Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I myself have been prone to a few in the past, not in this job like but when working at the hotel if it was a quiet night and there were no guests around to do it for me I'd retire to an empty room and work one out. Remember years ago having one in the lift of a block of flats I delivered papers to, a geezer on the top floor used to get the Sport everyday and it was my main source of wank fodder for months! He never commented on the sticky pages suprisingly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I myself have been prone to a few in the past, not in this job like but when working at the hotel if it was a quiet night and there were no guests around to do it for me I'd retire to an empty room and work one out. Remember years ago having one in the lift of a block of flats I delivered papers to, a geezer on the top floor used to get the Sport everyday and it was my main source of wank fodder for months! He never commented on the sticky pages suprisingly! Don't tell me! There was a note in a Sport one day offering a 'meet' and you left a pic of yer cock? Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I myself have been prone to a few in the past, not in this job like but when working at the hotel if it was a quiet night and there were no guests around to do it for me I'd retire to an empty room and work one out. Remember years ago having one in the lift of a block of flats I delivered papers to, a geezer on the top floor used to get the Sport everyday and it was my main source of wank fodder for months! He never commented on the sticky pages suprisingly! Don't tell me! There was a note in a Sport one day offering a 'meet' and you left a pic of yer cock? Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 I myself have been prone to a few in the past, not in this job like but when working at the hotel if it was a quiet night and there were no guests around to do it for me I'd retire to an empty room and work one out. Remember years ago having one in the lift of a block of flats I delivered papers to, a geezer on the top floor used to get the Sport everyday and it was my main source of wank fodder for months! He never commented on the sticky pages suprisingly! Don't tell me! There was a note in a Sport one day offering a 'meet' and you left a pic of yer cock? Right? No, I just fancied a pull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I myself have been prone to a few in the past, not in this job like but when working at the hotel if it was a quiet night and there were no guests around to do it for me I'd retire to an empty room and work one out. Remember years ago having one in the lift of a block of flats I delivered papers to, a geezer on the top floor used to get the Sport everyday and it was my main source of wank fodder for months! He never commented on the sticky pages suprisingly! Don't tell me! There was a note in a Sport one day offering a 'meet' and you left a pic of yer cock? Right? No, I just fancied a pull. You got me there! PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Right, I know that if I say 'my mate' you're all going to say 'Yeah, you mate. RIGHT' but....my mate works for a very well known local company and he reckons he cracks one off in the filing basement all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 Right, I know that if I say 'my mate' you're all going to say 'Yeah, you mate. RIGHT' but....my mate works for a very well known local company and he reckons he cracks one off in the filing basement all the time. I knew you had it in you tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6783 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I also have a "mate" that has a 3:30 wank everyday. Like clockwork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I can't understand why anyone would want to tbh. Even the thrill I get from getting a set of accounts to balance isn't enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slugsy 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I can't understand why anyone would want to tbh. Even the thrill I get from getting a set of accounts to balance isn't enough. Liar, I've heard the moans from across town....oooh, debit, aaahh credit, hmm stop it you naughty suspense account you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I can't understand why anyone would want to tbh. Even the thrill I get from getting a set of accounts to balance isn't enough. Liar, I've heard the moans from across town....oooh, debit, aaahh credit, hmm stop it you naughty suspense account you! DOUBLE-ENTRY!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6783 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I can't understand why anyone would want to tbh. Even the thrill I get from getting a set of accounts to balance isn't enough. Not a eunuch are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I can't understand why anyone would want to tbh. Even the thrill I get from getting a set of accounts to balance isn't enough. Liar, I've heard the moans from across town....oooh, debit, aaahh credit, hmm stop it you naughty suspense account you! Makes no sense tbh. He said the thrill of balancing the books 'isn't enough' which is an admission of flicking one off the wrist in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I can't understand why anyone would want to tbh. Even the thrill I get from getting a set of accounts to balance isn't enough. Liar, I've heard the moans from across town....oooh, debit, aaahh credit, hmm stop it you naughty suspense account you! DOUBLE-ENTRY!!!!! See, topical and funny. Impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Bit depressed by all this-SMO's gone from Robin Asquith conquests in a hotel to pulling himself round a lift. Fallen on his (pork) sword tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 Bit depressed by all this-SMO's gone from Robin Asquith conquests in a hotel to pulling himself round a lift. Fallen on his (pork) sword tbh. It was many moons ago when I was a wee slip of a lad! Nearly got caught by the milkman one morning. Never whipped my pants up from round my ankles quicker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Bit depressed by all this-SMO's gone from Robin Asquith conquests in a hotel to pulling himself round a lift. Fallen on his (pork) sword tbh. It was many moons ago when I was a wee slip of a lad! Nearly got caught by the milkman one morning. Never whipped my pants up from round my ankles quicker! Did he give you some cream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Is Smooth Operator a bot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3965 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 If the wife doesn't start ovulating soon I will be covering the bog walls in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 In my younger days i cracked em out in a plane toilet and a train toilet. Never had the guts to try a bus though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Plane and train toilets are two of the most minging places on earth. What on earth would possess you to do that, there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Travel is boring. German train toilets are generally OK. They even do the whole recycling separation thing there, though. I'm surprised they haven't got a separate bin for cum rags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I take it my guilt in matters such has this has already been assumed ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 (edited) In my younger days i cracked em out in a plane toilet and a train toilet. Never had the guts to try a bus though! I've knocked one out on the back of a bus, empty like but still the driver didn't have a clue. Was over the Anna Kournikova issue oF Esquire IIRC!!!! Edited September 13, 2006 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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