Kid Dynamite 6964 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 For having sexual intercourse with a welly!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . They let him go in the end though cos he was just fuckin aboot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Come back Shinton, all is forgiven! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Is this the same bloke they found hanging around a marquee? I think he was charged with loitering with intent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6964 Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 I had to read that about ten times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I had to read that about ten times! And even when you got it, it was still shit, no doubt. Don't blame me though, you started it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I don't get why J69, a 'straight edge solidier', tells jokes that only pissed people would find funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2630 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I don't get why J69, a 'straight edge solidier', tells jokes that only pissed people would find funny? I'm not pissed and I found it funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21050 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I reckon it only works if you're Scottish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Aye, I think the same bloke was caught with a steering wheel on his cock. When asked what he was doing with a steering wheel on his cock, he replied "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I reckon it only works if you're Scottish. Canadian, I thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21050 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I reckon it only works if you're Scottish. Canadian, I thought. Nova Scotia maybe. There's a moose loose aboot this hoose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Didn't youse lot read about the guy who went and nailed his season ticket to the front door at St. James after the Fulham game on Saturday? When he got home his lass apparently went berserk at him because of the waste of money, and so he thought he'd better go get it back. When he got there someone had stolen the nail...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Didn't youse lot read about the guy who went and nailed his season ticket to the front door at St. James after the Fulham game on Saturday? When he got home his lass apparently went berserk at him because of the waste of money, and so he thought he'd better go get it back. When he got there someone had stolen the nail...... Get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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