Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Was the bairns Christening on Sunday, all went swimmingly until a tramp off the street waltzed into the church and sat in the row of seats next to my mates. Amazingly it was a well known tramp who used to knock about Gosforth when we all went to school, he's called Loony Eric. All my mates were pissing themselves as quietly as possible whilst also holding their noses cos he reeked of piss. Cheeky cunt was up singing all the hymms and everything! Was half expecting him to show up at the do afterwards! Anyway a cracking time was had by all, apart from Wacky got knocked back at the door for being under age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Was the bairns Christening on Sunday, all went swimmingly until a tramp off the street waltzed into the church and sat in the row of seats next to my mates. Amazingly it was a well known tramp who used to knock about Gosforth when we all went to school, he's called Loony Eric. All my mates were pissing themselves as quietly as possible whilst also holding there noses cos he reeked of piss. Cheeky cunt was up singing all the hymms and everything! Was half expecting him to show up at the do afterwards! Anyway a cracking time was had by all, apart from Wacky got knocked back at the door for being under age. used to be an old money making trick for tramps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 So you reckon he was dipping his filth-ridden fingers in the collection tin? I put a bastard tenner in there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 So you reckon he was dipping his filth-ridden fingers in the collection tin? I put a bastard tenner in there! Better with the tramp than the church tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 So you reckon he was dipping his filth-ridden fingers in the collection tin? I put a bastard tenner in there! Better with the tramp than the church tbh. Nar they normally come out iwth how good looking the bairn is, just like the mother etc. the guests and family are normally in a good mood and hand over money for cups of tea for the poor lad. It's a good catchment area for them. If that doess't work, pinch the plate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 So you reckon he was dipping his filth-ridden fingers in the collection tin? I put a bastard tenner in there! Better with the tramp than the church tbh. Nar they normally come out iwth how good looking the bairn is, just like the mother etc. the guests and family are normally in a good mood and hand over money for cups of tea for the poor lad. It's a good catchment area for them. If that doess't work, pinch the plate If that filthy fuck got within 2 metres of the bairn there would have been blood on the alter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 If that filthy fuck got within 2 metres of the bairn there would have been blood on the alter. to wine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Pleased i never went tbh, you've got until wednesday to pick this card and present up or it's going back to primart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Is that like a cheaper primark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Is that like a cheaper primark? Shows how much i know about these cheap shops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pica pica 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 fancy not letting the father into the christening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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