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He used go to the same gym as me dad but once the money started rolling in me dad said you could see he changed like. Me dad also said Harper's dad's a ref in one of the footy leagues he used to play in and is a right cunt.

Well, he is a mackem ;)

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Whatever you sy about Harper and his ambition or lack of it, I'm not sure there are many better back ups in the prem. Cudicini springs to mind, but he seems to have had a couple of howlers on the rare occasions he's played since Cech arrived. Maybe Kuzschak at ManU I guess. It's quite nice to know there is a back up of a highish standard should anything happen to Shay.

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He came on at half time at the northumberland senoir cup final to fire some shots at krul and you could tell he thinks hes a flash bloke like. He had drainpipe stonewashed denim, a cardigan and bright white trainers on. I shit you not! He looked like he should have been queueing outside the dole office!

 

Anyway, the lads in the crowd were giving him jip and someone shouted

 

'youl get your trainers dorrty mind'

 

To which he turned around to say

 

'Dont care, get them free anyway'

 

 

 

 

Needless to say, apart from being the worst comeback in history, he went down in my estimation

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He came on at half time at the northumberland senoir cup final to fire some shots at krul and you could tell he thinks hes a flash bloke like. He had drainpipe stonewashed denim, a cardigan and bright white trainers on. I shit you not! He looked like he should have been queueing outside the dole office!

 

Anyway, the lads in the crowd were giving him jip and someone shouted

 

'youl get your trainers dorrty mind'

 

To which he turned around to say

 

'Dont care, get them free anyway'

 

 

 

 

Needless to say, apart from being the worst comeback in history, he went down in my estimation

Me Dad doesn't like him at all, on the grounds he 'Has too much edge' ;)

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I just found out why Harper signed this new deal!

 

Shortly after this phone conversation:

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Harewood went to write something down, which I can exclusively reveal was:

 

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He came on at half time at the northumberland senoir cup final to fire some shots at krul and you could tell he thinks hes a flash bloke like. He had drainpipe stonewashed denim, a cardigan and bright white trainers on. I shit you not! He looked like he should have been queueing outside the dole office!

 

Anyway, the lads in the crowd were giving him jip and someone shouted

 

'youl get your trainers dorrty mind'

 

To which he turned around to say

 

'Dont care, get them free anyway'

 

 

 

 

Needless to say, apart from being the worst comeback in history, he went down in my estimation

 

He scored a hell of a goal in the warm up a few seasons ago. Long ball form the right, he launched himself off the ground and scissor kicked it into the Gallowgat top corner from 25 yards - just to the left of the D.

Got hell of a round of applause for it and seemed pleased with himself.

Deserved it for that. Best entertainment all day.

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A mate of a mate knows him and reckons hes more than happy earning 30kish a week to train on a morning and then get himself to the cluurb with his mates on a night. Zero ambition!

 

Just read this. 30k a week for Harper. Were you pissed?

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