bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 (edited) There were these two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through the hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at him and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and the giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left. Would you care to do it again ?" He asks her, "Shall we ?" She eagerly replies, "Oh yes, let's! But let's change positions. . . . . . . . . . . . . This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head" think thats funny? Edited September 11, 2006 by bobbyshinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Why would the pigeon hang about for them to do it to him again? Needs thinking through properly tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Happy Face 29 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Love a duck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 and what have the statues been eating for the last hundred years to allow them to shit on his head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 They ate before they got turned to statues and have been holding it in for hundreds of years tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Why would the pigeon hang about for them to do it to him again? Needs thinking through properly tbh. Clearly they broke both its wings and legs. Someone ELSE needs to be thinking these things through properly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Why would the pigeon hang about for them to do it to him again? Needs thinking through properly tbh. Clearly they broke both its wings and legs. Someone ELSE needs to be thinking these things through properly! I didnt see any reference to that tbh so we can only speculate. Maybe its just still there staggering about in shock at being the punchline in such a shit joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 i dunno, you try ya best bobby and its chucked back in ya face, dont be put off by hecklers pal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 i dunno, you try ya best bobby and its chucked back in ya face, dont be put off by hecklers pal I hope that was a joke? Be the first one in this thread like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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