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I live next door to a house full of lesbians

 

Experience tells me that that isn't necessarily a good thing, in much the same way as mine, posted above, isn't actually a good thing.

 

It depends if they are Millie Tant man haters or the variety that are fit and bend down a lot with short skirts on and are waiting to be converted I guess.

 

Because obviously lesbians only fall into those two categories. And if anyone makes a joke about me being a lesbian, I'll knack them.

 

 

So you're the first kind of lesbian then? B)

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It depends if they are Millie Tant man haters or the variety that are fit and bend down a lot with short skirts on and are waiting to be converted I guess.

 

Because obviously lesbians only fall into those two categories. And if anyone makes a joke about me being a lesbian, I'll knack them.

 

He forgot the kind with no sense of irony. ;)

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The shop on the corner does two bottles of wine for a £5

 

Get some decent stuff over here for that price, The local Lidl have a selection for 1 euro (70p) a bottle, some of it's drinkable, and all! ;)

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The shop on the corner does two bottles of wine for a £5

 

Get some decent stuff over here for that price, The local Lidl have a selection for 1 euro (70p) a bottle, some of it's drinkable, and all! ;)

 

 

 

Actually i live a kick in the arse off Heaton Park/Jesmond Dene which is always nice for walking the mutt, other than that I'm totally central for getting to the town etc and I'm not sure if it's a bonus or not but I'm surrounded by every kind of takeaway you could imagine althoug this does attract charvas occasionally.

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The shop on the corner does two bottles of wine for a £5

 

Get some decent stuff over here for that price, The local Lidl have a selection for 1 euro (70p) a bottle, some of it's drinkable, and all! ;)

 

 

 

Actually i live a kick in the arse off Heaton Park/Jesmond Dene which is always nice for walking the mutt, other than that I'm totally central for getting to the town etc and I'm not sure if it's a bonus or not but I'm surrounded by every kind of takeaway you could imagine althoug this does attract charvas occasionally.

Says the kid who never leaves the Byker-Walker-Heaton tri-state area!!!

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The shop on the corner does two bottles of wine for a £5

 

Get some decent stuff over here for that price, The local Lidl have a selection for 1 euro (70p) a bottle, some of it's drinkable, and all! ;)

 

 

 

Actually i live a kick in the arse off Heaton Park/Jesmond Dene which is always nice for walking the mutt, other than that I'm totally central for getting to the town etc and I'm not sure if it's a bonus or not but I'm surrounded by every kind of takeaway you could imagine althoug this does attract charvas occasionally.

Says the kid who never leaves the Byker-Walker-Heaton tri-state area!!!

 

My days of drinking in town are long gone. Too expensive and full of cock ends, rather stay local and get smashed out my head for £50 instead of going to town and spending £100, simple really

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The shop on the corner does two bottles of wine for a £5

 

Get some decent stuff over here for that price, The local Lidl have a selection for 1 euro (70p) a bottle, some of it's drinkable, and all! ;)

 

"Cheap wine to left of us, spam to the right, here i am, stuck in the Lidl with you" should be their jingle advert imo.

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