JawD 99 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Has time stopped or what? Im sure it was 15:45 before I made this cuppa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Has time stopped or what? Im sure it was 15:45 before I made this cuppa. 195564[/snapback] you must have been asleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 8, 2006 Author Share Posted September 8, 2006 Well if I was, the napalm tap in the office sure as hell just woke me up... AND ... whats with people at cash points? Bloke in front of me today must have stood there for 5mins getting cash out. When it asked if he wanted a receipt I swear he was about to turn around and ask the fecking audience. All that pissing around and all he got was a tenner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 8, 2006 Author Share Posted September 8, 2006 Feel better now - been wanting to moan about that all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46858 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 The clock has most definitely stopped. Not amused in the slightest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46858 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Btw, JawD you're self employed ffs. GO HOME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 still 2 hours and bit to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Well if I was, the napalm tap in the office sure as hell just woke me up... AND ... whats with people at cash points? Bloke in front of me today must have stood there for 5mins getting cash out. When it asked if he wanted a receipt I swear he was about to turn around and ask the fecking audience. All that pissing around and all he got was a tenner! 195568[/snapback] Dylan Moran had a rant about cashpoints and all the questions they ask you, during one of his routines. Funny as hell Im not so keen to use them now as down here we have posters stuck on them asking us to look closely and make sure the machine hasnt been tampered with in any way, before you put your card in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46858 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I'm out of here at half 4, but still. The next 38 minutes will no doubt seem like an eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I'm out of here at half 4, but still. The next 38 minutes will no doubt seem like an eternity. 195577[/snapback] Have a snoose, if you get caught, tell em its sleep paralysis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Well if I was, the napalm tap in the office sure as hell just woke me up... AND ... whats with people at cash points? Bloke in front of me today must have stood there for 5mins getting cash out. When it asked if he wanted a receipt I swear he was about to turn around and ask the fecking audience. All that pissing around and all he got was a tenner! 195568[/snapback] it should be law that your not allowed to withdraw using more than one card at cash points. i see (most likely students) taking £20 out from this card, £10 from this one etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 8, 2006 Author Share Posted September 8, 2006 Btw, JawD you're self employed ffs. GO HOME! 195572[/snapback] Aye, the lass in the office is off today and there's me and two others. Cant really slope off yet. Still 1hr 5min to go..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 (edited) it should be law that your not allowed to withdraw using more than one card at cash points. i see (most likely students) taking £20 out from this card, £10 from this one 195581[/snapback] It should also be the law that old people/students/the unemployed can't use the bank/post office before 9am, between 12 and 1pm or at all over the weekend. Edited September 8, 2006 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Vent Your Spleen-tastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15793 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I reckon I'm done for the day, though I've probably jinxed myself now. Going to lie low and hope nobody notices me. I managed to draw £30 the other day after a few bevvies and walk away without actually taking the cash. Remarkably for Sarf Lahndan, it looks like nobody grabbed the money (or they all assumed it was some kind of Candid Camera setup), as my bank statement now has a mysterious £30 refund on it. Think I'll be a spot more careful in future though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 well...for all you clock watchers still at work I am away out on the lash now catch you later.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 (edited) Today is a first. I've never been early for work before so I'm going to be able to escape at 5 Shame I'm just going home to not spend the money I haven't got. Edited September 8, 2006 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46858 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 In the absence of anything better to pass the last half hour with, I propose some Reader's Poems from the Chronicle. I'll start the ball rolling with "I don't like to complain, but...." by Katy: I'm a Geordie lass With a mining past And proud to be that too Brought up on a new estate Built to last from new But now they say, they'll throw away And bring us up to date With new units, fires and baths That now I have, I hate! The bath's too small and far too low It makes my back ache The kitchen cupboards are too high And the handles break The fire is an ornament That's only there for show The only beat it throws out now Is an imaginary glow! A quick sweep of the neighbours Found problems of the same Floods, leaky pipes but Like me they don't complain Well, except for one Who got things done But we won't say her name Who ever said? "Out with the old In with the new" Was having a laugh "You get nothing for nothing" My mam, used to say Give me back my bath!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46858 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 well...for all you clock watchers still at work I am away out on the lash now catch you later.. 195590[/snapback] You better not turn up going "me am home. me am drunk." later, spazina! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 well...for all you clock watchers still at work I am away out on the lash now catch you later.. 195590[/snapback] You better not turn up going "me am home. me am drunk." later, spazina! 195595[/snapback] me won't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Like me they don't complain 195593[/snapback] If you complain in shit poem form is that not complaining then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46858 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 A weight off my mind, by George Carrick: How many am I allowed in a single day? I have to keep count to drive the pounds away Calorific quantities, now displayed on all food, Fat content, nutrients, hieroglyphics that do no good Why can't I eat what I like, and just enjoy the taste Instead of feeling guilty every mouthful I take, Another notch in on the belt, looking for wasting hips, Trying desperately to reduce that which passes my lips, Jump on the scales, fidgeting forward and back, Knowing they `weigh heavy' and adjust them at the back, Holiday excesses need to be attacked with a will, By denial of `proper' grub, I'm only allowed this swill, Xmas on the horizon, so there's more lumps ahead, And more peering at calorific intake, staying unfed, Oh I give up, I may as well just accept my fate, I'm gonna just buy bigger `claes' and enjoy me bait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 In the absence of anything better to pass the last half hour with, I propose some Reader's Poems from the Chronicle. I'll start the ball rolling with "I don't like to complain, but...." by Katy: I'm a Geordie lass With a mining past And proud to be that too Brought up on a new estate Built to last from new But now they say, they'll throw away And bring us up to date With new units, fires and baths That now I have, I hate! The bath's too small and far too low It makes my back ache The kitchen cupboards are too high And the handles break The fire is an ornament That's only there for show The only beat it throws out now Is an imaginary glow! A quick sweep of the neighbours Found problems of the same Floods, leaky pipes but Like me they don't complain Well, except for one Who got things done But we won't say her name Who ever said? "Out with the old In with the new" Was having a laugh "You get nothing for nothing" My mam, used to say Give me back my bath!! 195593[/snapback] Who ever vets those at the Chronicle definitely has a giraffe and puts the shit ones in the paper. Wacky has been trying to get one published for years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 (edited) Still a hour to go! Two till i get home. So what are everyone’s plans for the weekend? Going out tonight as it’s my ex-flat mates 21 and my mate from school is up in Aberdeen for a while. Going to go see Aberdeen V Celtic the Morrow then sit in the pub for the Man U Spurs Game. On Sunday i plan to stay in bed as long as possible. Edited September 8, 2006 by khay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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