Lazarus 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Worst smell I've ever experienced was when I was a housing officer up here in Edinburgh a good few years ago - had to visit a tenant whose idea of domestic hygiene was a bit odd, e.g.: - He'd pile up bags of rotting rubbish in his bedroom, til it was almost impossible to get in there. - He shat wherever he liked. And I mean wherever he liked. The kitchen sink was full of shit, the bathtub, his hallway, his living room...all of it was caked in about 2-3 inches of rotting shit - and the piece de resistance...he had about a dozen cats, 2 dogs who he never let out of the house...so no doubt some of that shit was theirs too. But when I visited him that time, one of his cats had died a couple of days previous, and it was decaying in the corner of the room, with one of his mutts licking the corpse. I'd have to cover my face with a handkerchief soaked in perfume just to be able to breathe without vomiting. He ended up in a home for "special people" by the way... 194905[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Worst smell I've ever experienced was when I was a housing officer up here in Edinburgh a good few years ago - had to visit a tenant whose idea of domestic hygiene was a bit odd, e.g.: - He'd pile up bags of rotting rubbish in his bedroom, til it was almost impossible to get in there. - He shat wherever he liked. And I mean wherever he liked. The kitchen sink was full of shit, the bathtub, his hallway, his living room...all of it was caked in about 2-3 inches of rotting shit - and the piece de resistance...he had about a dozen cats, 2 dogs who he never let out of the house...so no doubt some of that shit was theirs too. But when I visited him that time, one of his cats had died a couple of days previous, and it was decaying in the corner of the room, with one of his mutts licking the corpse. I'd have to cover my face with a handkerchief soaked in perfume just to be able to breathe without vomiting. He ended up in a home for "special people" by the way... 194905[/snapback] Oh dear gawd. Horrible. You should have gowned, and gloved up and wore a proper mask. We had a lady similar to that, though thankfully not the shit....but she lived with years of rubbish and food rotting away. The stupid thing was even though its disgusting, she has her 'rights' and it still took us a while to actually get her out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Worst smell I've ever experienced was when I was a housing officer up here in Edinburgh a good few years ago - had to visit a tenant whose idea of domestic hygiene was a bit odd, e.g.: - He'd pile up bags of rotting rubbish in his bedroom, til it was almost impossible to get in there. - He shat wherever he liked. And I mean wherever he liked. The kitchen sink was full of shit, the bathtub, his hallway, his living room...all of it was caked in about 2-3 inches of rotting shit - and the piece de resistance...he had about a dozen cats, 2 dogs who he never let out of the house...so no doubt some of that shit was theirs too. But when I visited him that time, one of his cats had died a couple of days previous, and it was decaying in the corner of the room, with one of his mutts licking the corpse. I'd have to cover my face with a handkerchief soaked in perfume just to be able to breathe without vomiting. He ended up in a home for "special people" by the way... 194905[/snapback] Oh dear gawd. Horrible. You should have gowned, and gloved up and wore a proper mask. We had a lady similar to that, though thankfully not the shit....but she lived with years of rubbish and food rotting away. The stupid thing was even though its disgusting, she has her 'rights' and it still took us a while to actually get her out 194914[/snapback] Two key things I missed from that gruesome tale... 1. On my way out of the house, I skidded in some of his excrement, and nearly fell in it. 2. The moment I got home I walked straight into the shower and undressed there. I could actually see fleas falling onto the shower tray as I did so. Hard to say why I quit the job really... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 I think I've just decided where militant pro-lifers should live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 brazilian shit /piss in a porta loo in at the world cup in the stats in 1994, it was so hot in thre the piss was evapoating, it was runing down the walls it was the wost plae ive vever been in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21042 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Worst smell I've ever experienced was when I was a housing officer up here in Edinburgh a good few years ago - had to visit a tenant whose idea of domestic hygiene was a bit odd, e.g.: - He'd pile up bags of rotting rubbish in his bedroom, til it was almost impossible to get in there. - He shat wherever he liked. And I mean wherever he liked. The kitchen sink was full of shit, the bathtub, his hallway, his living room...all of it was caked in about 2-3 inches of rotting shit - and the piece de resistance...he had about a dozen cats, 2 dogs who he never let out of the house...so no doubt some of that shit was theirs too. But when I visited him that time, one of his cats had died a couple of days previous, and it was decaying in the corner of the room, with one of his mutts licking the corpse. I'd have to cover my face with a handkerchief soaked in perfume just to be able to breathe without vomiting. He ended up in a home for "special people" by the way... 194905[/snapback] Oh my God. Necrotising fasciitis and invasive metastatic malignant melanoma came close, but I believe we have a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I've heard some perfumes can be pretty bad, like. Okay, I'm sorry. I wont say another childish, un-funny, remark about perfume - I promise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Some of the patients we get to theatre for amputation whiff badly like. Some of them have black feet and lower legs that look like mushy, rotten bananas and have a smell that lingers in the back of your nose for the rest of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 10 minutes ago, my bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Doesn't answer the question but I once made a girl at work vomit with a fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Anyone else feel a bit reading this thread? Tell you what else used to stink, the brewery in the morning. I once had to go to SJP at 8:30ish one morning and the smell coming from S&N was minging. You know when you get an off pint and you can smell it being off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Anyone else feel a bit reading this thread? Tell you what else used to stink, the brewery in the morning. I once had to go to SJP at 8:30ish one morning and the smell coming from S&N was minging. You know when you get an off pint and you can smell it being off? 195063[/snapback] I do alittle. It brings back memories and i am thinking i can smell that rotting dead body again Thats weird though isnt it? That a memory of something can actually make you smell it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44106 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Anyone else feel a bit reading this thread? Tell you what else used to stink, the brewery in the morning. I once had to go to SJP at 8:30ish one morning and the smell coming from S&N was minging. You know when you get an off pint and you can smell it being off? 195063[/snapback] I do alittle. It brings back memories and i am thinking i can smell that rotting dead body again Thats weird though isnt it? That a memory of something can actually make you smell it again. 195491[/snapback] Blatantly just farted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Anyone else feel a bit reading this thread? Tell you what else used to stink, the brewery in the morning. I once had to go to SJP at 8:30ish one morning and the smell coming from S&N was minging. You know when you get an off pint and you can smell it being off? 195063[/snapback] I do alittle. It brings back memories and i am thinking i can smell that rotting dead body again Thats weird though isnt it? That a memory of something can actually make you smell it again. 195491[/snapback] Blatantly just farted. 195511[/snapback] ladies dont fart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Anyone else feel a bit reading this thread? Tell you what else used to stink, the brewery in the morning. I once had to go to SJP at 8:30ish one morning and the smell coming from S&N was minging. You know when you get an off pint and you can smell it being off? 195063[/snapback] I do alittle. It brings back memories and i am thinking i can smell that rotting dead body again Thats weird though isnt it? That a memory of something can actually make you smell it again. 195491[/snapback] Blatantly just farted. 195511[/snapback] ladies dont fart! 195514[/snapback] Do men fart more than women? (Submitted by Bigdude) No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender. I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women must be saving it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do. Do men's farts smell worse than women's farts? Based on what I have experienced of women's farts, all I can say is that I hope not. Scientific studies of farts show that women's farts have a higher concentration of odor-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume. The two factors equalize out (the same number of stench molecules for both), so the odor is about the same. from the farters digest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Anyone else feel a bit reading this thread? Tell you what else used to stink, the brewery in the morning. I once had to go to SJP at 8:30ish one morning and the smell coming from S&N was minging. You know when you get an off pint and you can smell it being off? 195063[/snapback] I do alittle. It brings back memories and i am thinking i can smell that rotting dead body again Thats weird though isnt it? That a memory of something can actually make you smell it again. 195491[/snapback] Blatantly just farted. 195511[/snapback] ladies dont fart! 195514[/snapback] i have video evidence that proves otherwise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Anyone else feel a bit reading this thread? Tell you what else used to stink, the brewery in the morning. I once had to go to SJP at 8:30ish one morning and the smell coming from S&N was minging. You know when you get an off pint and you can smell it being off? 195063[/snapback] I do alittle. It brings back memories and i am thinking i can smell that rotting dead body again Thats weird though isnt it? That a memory of something can actually make you smell it again. 195491[/snapback] Blatantly just farted. 195511[/snapback] ladies dont fart! 195514[/snapback] Do men fart more than women? (Submitted by Bigdude) No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender. I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women must be saving it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do. Do men's farts smell worse than women's farts? Based on what I have experienced of women's farts, all I can say is that I hope not. Scientific studies of farts show that women's farts have a higher concentration of odor-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume. The two factors equalize out (the same number of stench molecules for both), so the odor is about the same. from the farters digest 195578[/snapback] Hearsay tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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