bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 experienced, apart from Mackems Can I offer Amonia. Used to use it at work, it makes ladies rude bits contract This should be a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7336 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 tramp at work whos insides were as good as dead, lost control of all bodily functions and was covered in blood stained yellow diarreha, vomit and urine and had been lying in it all day before he was brought in. Me and another nurse had the pleasure of cleaning him up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6703 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 bin full of maggots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 How the hell am I supposed to beat that? Worst I can think is when I let me dogs off in a field. Seen them running around and then disappear. Went to where they were to see them both rolling on their backs in something. That turned out to be a dead "something". Blood, guts n clarrat everywhere. Had to drive them back home covered before bathing them. Not sure how long the dead thing had been there but the stink.. phoooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Rotting beefburger patty (uncooked) down the back of a static oven. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Ever since I had a few in growing toenail operations as an aspiring teenage soccer star, I’ve never fully got rid of the problem. One of my nails is discoloured, a kind of yellow tinge to it. Anyway when left dormant it’s fine but when it’s time to cut my toenails I can’t resist but smell the underside of the bit of nail I cut off. I actually quite like the smell but wor lass says it’s a worse smell than one of my after-Sunday-lunch-turds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 The empty fridge at the back of the chemistry class at school. We used to dare each other to open it. Never found out what caused it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 A mouldy hedgehog, absolutely vile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Meaty Swinge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7336 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Oh yes, went to a very nasty strip club in cocoa beach in the middle of the day and you could smell one of the lasses undercarriages from a good 2 metres away and it wasnt too disimilar to the smell described before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Oh yes, went to a very nasty strip club in cocoa beach in the middle of the day and you could smell one of the lasses undercarriages from a good 2 metres away and it wasnt too disimilar to the smell described before! 194639[/snapback] A Butchers Bin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 We could smell something rancid in the house once and it turned out to be a dead mouse the cat had brought in and dumped behind the bookcase. When I was in 6th form college, the 6th formers above us who were leaving decided to put some dead fish in the ceiling panels above one of the classrooms. They had to fumigate the whole building, but it still reeked when we came back for summer term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Think i mentioned on here once before. One of my tenants passed away in his bed, warm weather at the time, windows closed and heating full on. He'd been dead about 5 days when i found him Im used to dealing with dead bodies, but recent deaths, not this terrible smell of rotting flesh and decay. Hard to describe the stench really, i know i will never forget it...sort of sickly sweet, even the police and undertakers had to go out for air. Actually had to get not only the bed removed, but carpet and underlay too, and despite scrubbing the wood floor boards, disinfecting and leaving windows open, you can still smell it in the room. Infact, i can smell it still as i walk in the main door of the building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Rotting flesh is minging like. On Hawk's Road in Gateshead there used to by a place that treated animal hide and you would see the skins on sheep, cows etc. being dropped off. In summer the area around it was lifting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Think i mentioned on here once before. One of my tenants passed away in his bed, warm weather at the time, windows closed and heating full on. He'd been dead about 5 days when i found him Im used to dealing with dead bodies, but recent deaths, not this terrible smell of rotting flesh and decay. Hard to describe the stench really, i know i will never forget it...sort of sickly sweet, even the police and undertakers had to go out for air. Actually had to get not only the bed removed, but carpet and underlay too, and despite scrubbing the wood floor boards, disinfecting and leaving windows open, you can still smell it in the room. Infact, i can smell it still as i walk in the main door of the building. 194669[/snapback] Seconded. That is THE worst smell... followed closely by one from a hospice patient I once had. He started of with a melanoma and died with the whole side of his body eaten away. Bones and tendons visible, flesh gone and the stench... imagine a body like the one you found TR yet able to turn it's head and look at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 There used to be a factory that used to process carcasses from abatoirs near to where my parents used to live, it was without doubt the most vilest smell I have ever experienced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Think i mentioned on here once before. One of my tenants passed away in his bed, warm weather at the time, windows closed and heating full on. He'd been dead about 5 days when i found him Im used to dealing with dead bodies, but recent deaths, not this terrible smell of rotting flesh and decay. Hard to describe the stench really, i know i will never forget it...sort of sickly sweet, even the police and undertakers had to go out for air. Actually had to get not only the bed removed, but carpet and underlay too, and despite scrubbing the wood floor boards, disinfecting and leaving windows open, you can still smell it in the room. Infact, i can smell it still as i walk in the main door of the building. 194669[/snapback] Seconded. That is THE worst smell... followed closely by one from a hospice patient I once had. He started of with a melanoma and died with the whole side of his body eaten away. Bones and tendons visible, flesh gone and the stench... imagine a body like the one you found TR yet able to turn it's head and look at you. 194686[/snapback] Eww vile, The sort of smell that involuntarily turns yr nose up and makes you gag. i can relate in part to what you say, a lady i look after now has pressure sores so deep you can see her bones, nothing worse than the smell of rotting flesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Gemmill's Audi on the way back from Liverpool after he'd had eight bags of monster munch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47359 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Gemmill's Audi on the way back from Liverpool after he'd had eight bags of monster munch 194693[/snapback] You can walk next time, Box! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 There used to be a factory that used to process carcasses from abatoirs near to where my parents used to live, it was without doubt the most vilest smell I have ever experienced. 194689[/snapback] You're right there jimbo, there is a similar type of factory near Exeter canal, where we walk, its disgusting, really bad...i honestly have to hold my nose as we go past, and i have a fairly strong stomach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Gemmill's Audi on the way back from Liverpool after he'd had eight bags of monster munch 194693[/snapback] You got out at Manc though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Gemmill's Audi on the way back from Liverpool after he'd had eight bags of monster munch 194693[/snapback] You got out at Manc though. 194701[/snapback] Nearly bailed at 90mph on the M62 tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Gemmill's Audi on the way back from Liverpool after he'd had eight bags of monster munch 194693[/snapback] You got out at Manc though. 194701[/snapback] Nearly bailed at 90mph on the M62 tbh. 194702[/snapback] Just reminded me, I was going to ask if you lot fancy another away trip or two this season. I'll even try and not fuck up the ticket application this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47359 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Gemmill's Audi on the way back from Liverpool after he'd had eight bags of monster munch 194693[/snapback] You got out at Manc though. 194701[/snapback] Nearly bailed at 90mph on the M62 tbh. 194702[/snapback] Just reminded me, I was going to ask if you lot fancy another away trip or two this season. I'll even try and not fuck up the ticket application this time. 194704[/snapback] In the stinkmobile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Gemmill's Audi on the way back from Liverpool after he'd had eight bags of monster munch 194693[/snapback] You got out at Manc though. 194701[/snapback] Nearly bailed at 90mph on the M62 tbh. 194702[/snapback] Just reminded me, I was going to ask if you lot fancy another away trip or two this season. I'll even try and not fuck up the ticket application this time. 194704[/snapback] In the stinkmobile? 194707[/snapback] Er, aye. If you're offering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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