Lazarus 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5319072.stm This link has audio on several pages and though 'safe for work' it may not be appropriate http://www.thai-professional.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44102 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I can't understand the whole thing really. Used to do an audit at Durham County Council, and there was a bloke there who had pictures of some Thai bird all over his desk. She still lived over there but he used to send money over so that she would stay off the game and he used to go over there several times a year for holiday and basically have a woman at his beck and call for the duration of his holiday. Strange set-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 The Louis Theroux programme on this was quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I can't understand the whole thing really. Used to do an audit at Durham County Council, and there was a bloke there who had pictures of some Thai bird all over his desk. She still lived over there but he used to send money over so that she would stay off the game and he used to go over there several times a year for holiday and basically have a woman at his beck and call for the duration of his holiday. Strange set-up. 193692[/snapback] Sounds like most of my mates, without the sending money over bit. These Thai birds must have a year planner with all the mugs names on them and when they'd be returning, as quite a few of the lads used to start getting text messages about a month before they were due to go back, sad bastards imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 My boss at work told me quite a funny story about this last month (well, I thought it was funny, she doesn't). Basically, a mate of hers husband goes to work in Thailand with a big group of lads quite a bit during the year. Anyway, she finds out last month through 'accidently' checking his e-mails that he's got a Thai wife and 2 kids over there who he's been supporting for the last 5 years. Whoops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44102 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Are the kids actually his? Jesus wept! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I bet his thai wife is on the batter when he's not there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 My boss at work told me quite a funny story about this last month (well, I thought it was funny, she doesn't). Basically, a mate of hers husband goes to work in Thailand with a big group of lads quite a bit during the year. Anyway, she finds out last month through 'accidently' checking his e-mails that he's got a Thai wife and 2 kids over there who he's been supporting for the last 5 years. Whoops! 193701[/snapback] On the plus side, it proves she isn't 'post-op'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 The last time the lads were there was when we got beat off wolves in the FA cup, they were watching the game in this bar where the working girls have little milking stools they rest on when blowing your trumpet, whilst you watch the football, now if thats not heaven what the fuck is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 The last time the lads were there was when we got beat off wolves in the FA cup, they were watching the game in this bar where the working girls have little milking stools they rest on when blowing your trumpet, whilst you watch the football, now if thats not heaven what the fuck is? 193712[/snapback] A seedy shit hole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Major down side: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/5318904.stm I used to work with one, she was a dirty whore. She was married to a 25 stone company director and worked on reception at the hotel and sent all her earnings back home. Her hourly rate was reasonable like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 The last time the lads were there was when we got beat off wolves in the FA cup, they were watching the game in this bar where the working girls have little milking stools they rest on when blowing your trumpet, whilst you watch the football, now if thats not heaven what the fuck is? 193712[/snapback] A seedy shit hole? 193714[/snapback] No, they have plasmas 'n' everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 The last time the lads were there was when we got beat off wolves in the FA cup, they were watching the game in this bar where the working girls have little milking stools they rest on when blowing your trumpet, whilst you watch the football, now if thats not heaven what the fuck is? 193712[/snapback] A seedy shit hole? 193714[/snapback] No, they have plasmas 'n' everything 193718[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 The last time the lads were there was when we got beat off wolves in the FA cup, they were watching the game in this bar where the working girls have little milking stools they rest on when blowing your trumpet, whilst you watch the football, now if thats not heaven what the fuck is? 193712[/snapback] I never usually mix business with pleasure but this sounds too good to be true! Lads I play football with all go over for a month every year and bring back tapes of all the sex slaves they employ for us to "enjoy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 (edited) On a serious note quite a few of my mates have been and never went back due to the seediness of the whole place, big fat americans leading little boys away to seedy hotels etc, it's only the serial perverts amongst us who can't get their hole at home keeping going back. One of my mates fell in love with this one bird and spent nearly the full month he was out there with her lavishing her gifts etc. This one night he'd agreed to meet her in a certain bar after him and the lads had been elsewhere, anyway they were late of getting back and when they did eventually turn up there she was all snuggled up in the corner with what my mate described as the biggest (black) man he's ever seen in his life. Reckons he was some sort of Marine, dog tags the lots and about 6' fucking 8" and probably got a tool on him like a litre bottle of pepsi. My mate anth was fucking devastated much to the other lads amusement. Bet she got the alabama black snake that night Edited September 6, 2006 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 On a serious note quite a few of my mates have been and never went back due to the seediness of the whole place, big fat americans lading little boys away to seedy hotels etc, it's only the serial perverts amongst us who can't get their hole at home keeping going back. One of my mates fell in love with this one bird and spent nearly the full month he was out there with her lavishing her gifts etc. This one night he'd agreed to meet her in a certain bar after him and the lads had been elsewhere, anyway they were late of getting back and when they did eventually turn up there she was all snuggled up in the corner with what my mate described as the biggest (black) man he's ever seen in his life. Reckons he was some sort of Marine, dog tags the lots and about 6' fucking 8" and probably got a tool on him like a litre bottle of pepsi. My mate anth was fucking devastated much to the other lads amusement. Bet she got the alabama black snake that night 193744[/snapback] He should've went up to him and snapped his mammoth meatpole in half while declaring, "Leroy, this biatch is mine!" She would have loved him for it. Lavishing gifts on a fucking whore, fucking nimrod. He's not a ginger dwarf who cannot pull in Blighty for toffee is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44102 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 The whole concept of sex tourism is not something I really get tbh. My stance goes against the grain with my accounting brethren of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 The last time the lads were there was when we got beat off wolves in the FA cup, they were watching the game in this bar where the working girls have little milking stools they rest on when blowing your trumpet, whilst you watch the football, now if thats not heaven what the fuck is? 193712[/snapback] There's someone like that locally but they sit on a bucket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 The last time the lads were there was when we got beat off wolves in the FA cup, they were watching the game in this bar where the working girls have little milking stools they rest on when blowing your trumpet, whilst you watch the football, now if thats not heaven what the fuck is? 193712[/snapback] There's someone like that locally but they sit on a bucket 193772[/snapback] Theres me thinking wallsend was a classy place..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44102 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 The last time the lads were there was when we got beat off wolves in the FA cup, they were watching the game in this bar where the working girls have little milking stools they rest on when blowing your trumpet, whilst you watch the football, now if thats not heaven what the fuck is? 193712[/snapback] There's someone like that locally but they sit on a bucket 193772[/snapback] Wullie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 The whole concept of sex tourism is not something I really get tbh. My stance goes against the grain with my accounting brethren of course. 193765[/snapback] I was talking to a lad I play football with and he couldn't believe I'd been to Amsterdam on 3 separate occasions and never been with a prostitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44102 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 The whole concept of sex tourism is not something I really get tbh. My stance goes against the grain with my accounting brethren of course. 193765[/snapback] I was talking to a lad I play football with and he couldn't believe I'd been to Amsterdam on 3 separate occasions and never been with a prostitute. 193784[/snapback] Totally different mindset man. I've only ever been as far as Schiphol, but if I do go to Amsterdam it'll not be for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 (edited) The whole concept of sex tourism is not something I really get tbh. My stance goes against the grain with my accounting brethren of course. 193765[/snapback] I was talking to a lad I play football with and he couldn't believe I'd been to Amsterdam on 3 separate occasions and never been with a prostitute. 193784[/snapback] Once when in Amsterdam with woor lass, a shady dealer type came up to me and offered me Viagra. Woor lass started laughing her heed off saying things like I look like I needed help, until I pointed out it was probably because he saw what I was going to poke. (not quite worded like that) Edited September 6, 2006 by bobbyshinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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themags 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 we went to amsterdam when newcastle played PSV we must have took a wrong turn and ended up in the Aldi section of the red light district, the lasses trying to sell themselves were fucking rotten, if they'd have offered to pay me i would have turned them down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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