Smelly Scot is warned over his 'biohazard farts'

[Lazarus 0]

you couldnt make this up

 

 

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objec...-name_page.html

[Smooth Operator 10]

I've often cleared a few desks around me at work with my trumpeting - it's a natural thing, a beautiful thing, an essential thing. I can even fart freely in front of wor lass nowadays.

 

Are these Africans claiming they don't fart? Or if they do it doesn't smell nowt like a Scot's arse? Me thinks not! Or is tradition in their culture to walk for a couple of days (like they do for water) before letting one off just so no-one is around to catch a wiff of it - again i think not!

[Tom_NUFC 0]

It's awful. It shouldn't matter where he is or where he's from it's disgusting. I used to work with a bloke who farted at work all the time, and they were the foulest things ever. There were times when I was almost sick they were that bad. Yes everybody does fart but you usually know if you've got one brewing. I used to go to the toilet and let rip in there if I was brewing.