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We had a pitt at our school where the heaters for the swimming pool were housed. We called it the 'hockle pitt', everyone would throw money down then one thick fucka would go down for the money whilst a crowd of 50+ would spit, piss, and generally throw anything they could at them.

 

Usually the tramps from pottery bank who would run the gauntlet.

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Everybody from Ireland has a mate that was rescued from drowning. :blink:  Was it in the bog?

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Saved him from drowning in her own piss tbs tbs.

 

It's Dublin you knerb-head, the only bogs you're in any danger of drowning in are Armitage Shanks. Although, when we were down the country a mate called shorty (how imaginative) was walking beside us in t'bogs when he disappeared, I turned around to find nothing but his head sticking out of the ground. Looked like someone was growing a muppet.

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We had a pitt at our school where the heaters for the swimming pool were housed. We called it the 'hockle pitt', everyone would throw money down then one thick fucka would go down for the money whilst a crowd of 50+ would spit, piss, and generally throw anything they could at them.

 

Usually the tramps from pottery bank who would run the gauntlet.

191411[/snapback]

 

I never knew you went to Benfield as well?

 

F*cks sake the Hockle Pit was the most disgusting thing ever, but it just had to be seen. :blink:

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Are the pair of you from some post-apocalyptic future; did Tina Turner preside over this pit of hockle?

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There was one kid in my year who always went down called Wazza. I forget what his real name was. I just remember him putting his green coat over his head and racing down to pick up all the money and seeing him come up with his coat covered in spit.

 

It was vile.

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Are the pair of you from some post-apocalyptic future; did Tina Turner preside over this pit of hockle?

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then that would make wacky - 'masterblaster' wouldnt it?

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Everybody from Ireland has a mate that was rescued from drowning. :blink:  Was it in the bog?

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Some lad called Ronan, no doubt!

 

Where would I start in respect of schooldays??

 

At the beginning.

 

Park Infants School. Chucking pencils on the floor to look up the teacher's skirt :blush: Miss Evans :) Somethings never change :blink:

 

I'll wait until I'm pissed before I reveal any more.

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Are the pair of you from some post-apocalyptic future; did Tina Turner preside over this pit of hockle?

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then that would make wacky - 'masterblaster' wouldnt it?

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:blink: Remember now.

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We had a pitt at our school where the heaters for the swimming pool were housed. We called it the 'hockle pitt', everyone would throw money down then one thick fucka would go down for the money whilst a crowd of 50+ would spit, piss, and generally throw anything they could at them.

 

Usually the tramps from pottery bank who would run the gauntlet.

191411[/snapback]

 

Where was SMO in all of this? :blink:

 

EDIT: speaking of him, where is he? Has his lass found out about the season ticket and done a 'bobbit' on him or something? :blink:

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My main memory of primary school is being away on a school trip and thinking it would be a good idea to piss out of the 3rd floor window into a crowded street. 5 minutes later a very disgruntled and rather damp doorman landed up to my room and hauled me downstairs where I spent the rest of the evening doing lines.

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Convincing one kid to go climb into a big plastic barrell to see what it was like. Me and another then rolled it odwn a bank into the school fence

 

One year at infants I'd managed to get my shoes caked in mud. Picked it off while the class was sat round listening to a story or something and strategically placed it around the wheels of the kid in the wheelchair's wheelchair. He got the blame when the teacher noticed. Possibly one of my lowest moments in life. :blink:

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I can guarantee Brock's "beard" will look like he has been hit in the face with a dirty skipping rope tbh

191584[/snapback]

Click on my card np.

191598[/snapback]

 

Aren't you the big man :blink:

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yup.. :blink:

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I can guarantee Brock's "beard" will look like he has been hit in the face with a dirty skipping rope tbh

191584[/snapback]

Click on my card np.

191598[/snapback]

 

Aren't you the big man :blink:

191601[/snapback]

 

yup.. :blink:

191602[/snapback]

 

:blush: the person who invented webcams has a lot to answer to :)

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We had a pitt at our school where the heaters for the swimming pool were housed. We called it the 'hockle pitt', everyone would throw money down then one thick fucka would go down for the money whilst a crowd of 50+ would spit, piss, and generally throw anything they could at them.

 

Usually the tramps from pottery bank who would run the gauntlet.

191411[/snapback]

 

I never knew you went to Benfield as well?

 

F*cks sake the Hockle Pit was the most disgusting thing ever, but it just had to be seen. :blink:

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Left in 90' O'sullivan the english teacher who stank of hippy juice was my form teacher.

 

The hockle pitt was great entertainment though, cheap at half the price if you ask me.

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I can guarantee Brock's "beard" will look like he has been hit in the face with a dirty skipping rope tbh

191584[/snapback]

Click on my card np.

191598[/snapback]

 

Aren't you the big man :blink:

191601[/snapback]

 

yup.. :blink:

191602[/snapback]

 

:) the person who invented webcams has a lot to answer to :blush:

191603[/snapback]

 

Dunno.. How would we cope without stuff like this..

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCrDFpcKyYA :blush:

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I remember crowds of boys in the toilets all looking in wonder at the largest turd I have ever seen in my life, rumour has it, that it was deposited by the school fatty, Colin Bogan.

 

This turd was about the same diameter as a pringles can.

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I can guarantee Brock's "beard" will look like he has been hit in the face with a dirty skipping rope tbh

191584[/snapback]

Click on my card np.

191598[/snapback]

 

Aren't you the big man :blink:

191601[/snapback]

 

yup.. :blink:

191602[/snapback]

 

:) the person who invented webcams has a lot to answer to :blush:

191603[/snapback]

 

Dunno.. How would we cope without stuff like this..

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCrDFpcKyYA :blush:

191607[/snapback]

 

Tell me thats not brock.

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I can guarantee Brock's "beard" will look like he has been hit in the face with a dirty skipping rope tbh

191584[/snapback]

Click on my card np.

191598[/snapback]

 

Aren't you the big man :blink:

191601[/snapback]

 

yup.. :blush:

191602[/snapback]

 

:blush: the person who invented webcams has a lot to answer to :)

191603[/snapback]

 

Dunno.. How would we cope without stuff like this..

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCrDFpcKyYA :)

191607[/snapback]

 

Tell me thats not brock.

191611[/snapback]

 

oh it certainly is :blink: you should see his other 3 !!

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I can guarantee Brock's "beard" will look like he has been hit in the face with a dirty skipping rope tbh

191584[/snapback]

Click on my card np.

191598[/snapback]

 

Aren't you the big man :blink:

191601[/snapback]

 

yup.. :blush:

191602[/snapback]

 

:) the person who invented webcams has a lot to answer to :icon_lol:

191603[/snapback]

 

Dunno.. How would we cope without stuff like this..

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCrDFpcKyYA :)

191607[/snapback]

 

Tell me thats not brock.

191611[/snapback]

 

oh it certainly is :blink: you should see his other 3 !!

191613[/snapback]

 

Is that what attracted you to him ? :blush:

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I can guarantee Brock's "beard" will look like he has been hit in the face with a dirty skipping rope tbh

191584[/snapback]

Click on my card np.

191598[/snapback]

 

Aren't you the big man :blush:

191601[/snapback]

 

yup.. :)

191602[/snapback]

 

:icon_lol: the person who invented webcams has a lot to answer to :lol:

191603[/snapback]

 

Dunno.. How would we cope without stuff like this..

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCrDFpcKyYA :blush:

191607[/snapback]

 

Tell me thats not brock.

191611[/snapback]

 

oh it certainly is :blink: you should see his other 3 !!

191613[/snapback]

 

Is that what attracted you to him ? :)

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erm...no...t'was just the eyes I'm afraid !!! :blink:

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I can guarantee Brock's "beard" will look like he has been hit in the face with a dirty skipping rope tbh

191584[/snapback]

Click on my card np.

191598[/snapback]

 

Aren't you the big man :blink:

191601[/snapback]

 

yup.. :blink:

191602[/snapback]

 

:blush: the person who invented webcams has a lot to answer to :)

191603[/snapback]

 

Dunno.. How would we cope without stuff like this..

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCrDFpcKyYA :blush:

191607[/snapback]

AAAH YOU MOTHERFUCKER :)

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