catmag 337 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and/or undies. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not ! WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a chicken. None of these are of major concern to me at the moment as I'm still on these bloody antibiotics but I shall heed them in the future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 (edited) WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to post old and generally unfunny threads. Edited August 29, 2006 by Jonny2J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 30, 2006 Author Share Posted August 30, 2006 WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to post old and generally unfunny threads. 187047[/snapback] You must drink often, Johnny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and/or undies. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not ! WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a chicken. None of these are of major concern to me at the moment as I'm still on these bloody antibiotics but I shall heed them in the future! 187041[/snapback] oops....it's like reading my autobiography Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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