Radgina 1 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 the "new" alternative as opposed to ringing 999 for non-emergency such as public nuisances, abandoned cars etc. Had to ring it before as there wasa gang of charvers sitting on my garden wall drinking their white lightning. The same gang were there last night and I asked them politely to move on...got a few backanswers, wor lad came out and knewone of them so after a bit of cheek they moved down the street, got bored, saw a fire engine so decided to follow it. The same gang returned this afternoon. they were down the street at first then moved back up to sit on the wall. I asked them to move, got aload of pissed cheek back soI had a choice to make 1) go upstairs and get my asp and beat the living shit out of them 2) ring the rozzers to see if they could move them along. I opted for number 2 and rang the 101 number, lass was quite pleasant , took the details and said someone would be out. that was two hours ago!!! They eventually got bored and moved of their own accord !! If they return the mora night I am going for option 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6707 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 the "new" alternative as opposed to ringing 999 for non-emergency such as public nuisances, abandoned cars etc. Had to ring it before as there wasa gang of charvers sitting on my garden wall drinking their white lightning. The same gang were there last night and I asked them politely to move on...got a few backanswers, wor lad came out and knewone of them so after a bit of cheek they moved down the street, got bored, saw a fire engine so decided to follow it. The same gang returned this afternoon. they were down the street at first then moved back up to sit on the wall. I asked them to move, got aload of pissed cheek back soI had a choice to make 1) go upstairs and get my asp and beat the living shit out of them 2) ring the rozzers to see if they could move them along. I opted for number 2 and rang the 101 number, lass was quite pleasant , took the details and said someone would be out. that was two hours ago!!! They eventually got bored and moved of their own accord !! If they return the mora night I am going for option 1 186996[/snapback] Let me get this straight, are you having a pop at a bunch of piss-heads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 the "new" alternative as opposed to ringing 999 for non-emergency such as public nuisances, abandoned cars etc. Had to ring it before as there wasa gang of charvers sitting on my garden wall drinking their white lightning. The same gang were there last night and I asked them politely to move on...got a few backanswers, wor lad came out and knewone of them so after a bit of cheek they moved down the street, got bored, saw a fire engine so decided to follow it. The same gang returned this afternoon. they were down the street at first then moved back up to sit on the wall. I asked them to move, got aload of pissed cheek back soI had a choice to make 1) go upstairs and get my asp and beat the living shit out of them 2) ring the rozzers to see if they could move them along. I opted for number 2 and rang the 101 number, lass was quite pleasant , took the details and said someone would be out. that was two hours ago!!! They eventually got bored and moved of their own accord !! If they return the mora night I am going for option 1 186996[/snapback] Let me get this straight, are you having a pop at a bunch of piss-heads? 187000[/snapback] Yes...yes I am....they are drinking cider, they are underage and they are wearing stripey things !!! I am a better class of piss head altogether and i only probably annoy people in bars not outside their homes !! Nuff said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Yes...yes I am....they are drinking cider, they are underage and they are wearing stripey things !!! I am a better class of piss head altogether and i only probably annoy people in bars not outside their homes !! Nuff said... 187004[/snapback] Oh dear. Are they part of The Hoopy Jumper Brigade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 Yes...yes I am....they are drinking cider, they are underage and they are wearing stripey things !!! I am a better class of piss head altogether and i only probably annoy people in bars not outside their homes !! Nuff said... 187004[/snapback] Oh dear. Are they part of The Hoopy Jumper Brigade? 187006[/snapback] hoopy jumper / baseball cap / tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks/ coke can fringes/ Inca gold and lots of Berghaus !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Paint the top of your wall with some nice motor oil, they'll sharp fuck off when their ben sherman jeans get lubed up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 the "new" alternative as opposed to ringing 999 for non-emergency such as public nuisances, abandoned cars etc. Had to ring it before as there wasa gang of charvers sitting on my garden wall drinking their white lightning. The same gang were there last night and I asked them politely to move on...got a few backanswers, wor lad came out and knewone of them so after a bit of cheek they moved down the street, got bored, saw a fire engine so decided to follow it. The same gang returned this afternoon. they were down the street at first then moved back up to sit on the wall. I asked them to move, got aload of pissed cheek back soI had a choice to make 1) go upstairs and get my asp and beat the living shit out of them 2) ring the rozzers to see if they could move them along. I opted for number 2 and rang the 101 number, lass was quite pleasant , took the details and said someone would be out. that was two hours ago!!! They eventually got bored and moved of their own accord !! If they return the mora night I am going for option 1 186996[/snapback] Let me get this straight, are you having a pop at a bunch of piss-heads? 187000[/snapback] Yes...yes I am....they are drinking cider, they are underage and they are wearing stripey things !!! I am a better class of piss head altogether and i only probably annoy people in bars not outside their homes !! Nuff said... 187004[/snapback] i can well imagine your drunken waffle annoying people in pubs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 the "new" alternative as opposed to ringing 999 for non-emergency such as public nuisances, abandoned cars etc. Had to ring it before as there wasa gang of charvers sitting on my garden wall drinking their white lightning. The same gang were there last night and I asked them politely to move on...got a few backanswers, wor lad came out and knewone of them so after a bit of cheek they moved down the street, got bored, saw a fire engine so decided to follow it. The same gang returned this afternoon. they were down the street at first then moved back up to sit on the wall. I asked them to move, got aload of pissed cheek back soI had a choice to make 1) go upstairs and get my asp and beat the living shit out of them 2) ring the rozzers to see if they could move them along. I opted for number 2 and rang the 101 number, lass was quite pleasant , took the details and said someone would be out. that was two hours ago!!! They eventually got bored and moved of their own accord !! If they return the mora night I am going for option 1 186996[/snapback] Let me get this straight, are you having a pop at a bunch of piss-heads? 187000[/snapback] Yes...yes I am....they are drinking cider, they are underage and they are wearing stripey things !!! I am a better class of piss head altogether and i only probably annoy people in bars not outside their homes !! Nuff said... 187004[/snapback] i can well imagine your drunken waffle annoying people in pubs 187010[/snapback] and I thought I was your favourite person !!! We have some anti vandal paint but because we are right outside the school we are'nt allowed to use it for fear the mini charvas will mess up their uniforms !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 the "new" alternative as opposed to ringing 999 for non-emergency such as public nuisances, abandoned cars etc. Had to ring it before as there wasa gang of charvers sitting on my garden wall drinking their white lightning. The same gang were there last night and I asked them politely to move on...got a few backanswers, wor lad came out and knewone of them so after a bit of cheek they moved down the street, got bored, saw a fire engine so decided to follow it. The same gang returned this afternoon. they were down the street at first then moved back up to sit on the wall. I asked them to move, got aload of pissed cheek back soI had a choice to make 1) go upstairs and get my asp and beat the living shit out of them 2) ring the rozzers to see if they could move them along. I opted for number 2 and rang the 101 number, lass was quite pleasant , took the details and said someone would be out. that was two hours ago!!! They eventually got bored and moved of their own accord !! If they return the mora night I am going for option 1 186996[/snapback] Let me get this straight, are you having a pop at a bunch of piss-heads? 187000[/snapback] Yes...yes I am....they are drinking cider, they are underage and they are wearing stripey things !!! I am a better class of piss head altogether and i only probably annoy people in bars not outside their homes !! Nuff said... 187004[/snapback] i can well imagine your drunken waffle annoying people in pubs 187010[/snapback] and I thought I was your favourite person !!! We have some anti vandal paint but because we are right outside the school we are'nt allowed to use it for fear the mini charvas will mess up their uniforms !! 187012[/snapback] Course you are ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 We have some anti vandal paint but because we are right outside the school we are'nt allowed to use it for fear the mini charvas will mess up their uniforms !! 187012[/snapback] That's bloody ridiculous If they're being little shits then at least you'd be able to identify them! They'd deserve a bollocking off their parents for ruining their uniforms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Plant a discreet UV light near the wall. In time, they'll develop skin cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47762 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 go upstairs and get my asp and beat the living shit out of them 186996[/snapback] You're going to beat the shit out of them with a snake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 go upstairs and get my asp and beat the living shit out of them 186996[/snapback] You're going to beat the shit out of them with a snake? 187092[/snapback] Believe me, the snakes the least of their worries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 go upstairs and get my asp and beat the living shit out of them 186996[/snapback] You're going to beat the shit out of them with a snake? 187092[/snapback] Believe me, the snakes the least of their worries 187094[/snapback] Heighten the wall to 12foot or knock it doon that will confuse them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 30, 2006 Author Share Posted August 30, 2006 go upstairs and get my asp and beat the living shit out of them 186996[/snapback] You're going to beat the shit out of them with a snake? 187092[/snapback] Believe me, the snakes the least of their worries 187094[/snapback] Heighten the wall to 12foot or knock it doon that will confuse them 187250[/snapback] an asp by the way is a metal extendable police baton with a cushioned rubber handle!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 go upstairs and get my asp and beat the living shit out of them 186996[/snapback] You're going to beat the shit out of them with a snake? 187092[/snapback] Believe me, the snakes the least of their worries 187094[/snapback] Heighten the wall to 12foot or knock it doon that will confuse them 187250[/snapback] an asp by the way is a metal extendable police baton with a cushioned rubber handle!!! 187764[/snapback] And you use that for what exactly?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 30, 2006 Author Share Posted August 30, 2006 go upstairs and get my asp and beat the living shit out of them 186996[/snapback] You're going to beat the shit out of them with a snake? 187092[/snapback] Believe me, the snakes the least of their worries 187094[/snapback] Heighten the wall to 12foot or knock it doon that will confuse them 187250[/snapback] an asp by the way is a metal extendable police baton with a cushioned rubber handle!!! 187764[/snapback] And you use that for what exactly?? 187771[/snapback] keep it by my bed in case of ...em...burglars n such ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Smear the wall with lard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 play classical music according to REALLY intelligent folk, this drives charvers away like... mosquito repellant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 30, 2006 Author Share Posted August 30, 2006 play classical music according to REALLY intelligent folk, this drives charvers away like... mosquito repellant. 187915[/snapback] good thinking...they actually play classical music at Gateshead metro station...that's why they all end up here !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 offer them jobs... nowt more likely to see a charver turn tail and leg it than the offer of gainful employment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Just get a automatic machine gun, so if anyone is sitting on your wall.....off goes there heads, easy as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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