bobbyshinton 59 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Once rang in and said I was locked in the house boring compared to yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Once rang in and said I was locked in the house boring compared to yours? 186826[/snapback] Where I used to work someone rang in for a half-day's sick once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 One of my mates who is not only a chess master, member of MENSA and once got through to the grand final of 15 to 1 rang in work and said he had bird flu. Apparently he does a shitty night job and they cant get anyone else so they put up with the numbskull. I once woke up on a monday and lay in bed for a couple of hours until i remembered it was monday and had to ring in sheepishly at 10 saying i was ill and couldnt possibly come to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Worked with a guy who phoned in to say his parrot had died and he had to take it to the county vets in case it was Deadly Parrott Disease Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Miscarriage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15792 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 "I've just been sick in Marks & Spencer's." It's all in the detail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Miscarriage 186970[/snapback] eh? what did you miscarry - a turd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I'm useless at trying to lie and think of an excuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Miscarriage 186970[/snapback] eh? what did you miscarry - a turd? 186973[/snapback] Aye, right into my trunks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15792 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Mind, "I've just shat myself on the bus" is a great excuse. They wouldn't order you to come in anyway, would they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I need an excuse considering I want to go to the Toon v Reading match at SJP, which would mean I miss a day or two (or week) of school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Miscarriage 186970[/snapback] eh? what did you miscarry - a turd? 186973[/snapback] Aye, right into my trunks 186976[/snapback] Thank christ for that! after i typed it i thought 'shit - what if he means his lass' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4436 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I missed the monday after the 98 cup final - told the boss the truth the next day - spent all weekend drinking and didn't wake up until 4pm on the Monday afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7257 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Real reasons ive used are took girlfriend to hospital with DVT and ran out of petrol at the end of my street Neither of which were believed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I need an excuse considering I want to go to the Toon v Reading match at SJP, which would mean I miss a day or two (or week) of school. 186982[/snapback] He said WORK Brock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I need an excuse considering I want to go to the Toon v Reading match at SJP, which would mean I miss a day or two (or week) of school. 186982[/snapback] He said WORK Brock. 187046[/snapback] Pffft. Condescending git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey 0 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 No one was in so couldn't wake me up in time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 (edited) Vision problems. Couldn't see myself making it in that day. Edited August 30, 2006 by Mags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I once slept in when I lived at my parents and claimed British Gas were digging up the road outside the driveway, thus I couldn't get my car out. We used to have a rather strange boss here, bit of a loner and geeky, my office is basically lasses and they used to ring in sick with 'women's troubles' all the time knowing he really didn't want to know about it. They used to go home early with the same thing, as he'd be too embarrassed to question it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46764 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I've never used anything particularly strange. I've claimed the house was flooded and that I had to get an emergency plumber out. This was a good one, because a few days later when I didn't fancy going in again, I claimed the problem had come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Women's troubles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15792 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Women's troubles 187109[/snapback] Sore boobie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Women's troubles 187109[/snapback] Sore boobie? 187110[/snapback] Sore back from carrying them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15792 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Women's troubles 187109[/snapback] Sore boobie? 187110[/snapback] Sore back from carrying them 187112[/snapback] Wheelbarrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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