sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 - Opposition fans will pantomine boo Shearer. - Opposition fans will pantomine boo Bowyer. - West Ham and Wigan fans will bring big away allocations and be noisey. - West Brom's away fans will not be as numerous or as noisey as last year. - Shearer will miss a sitter and have his name chanted. - Ameobi will miss a sitter and be taken out to Leazes Park and shot. - We'll get to the latter stages of either the FA Cup or League Cup before drawing Chelsea/Manure/Arsenal and getting knocked out. - Given will have at least 3 games where he single handedly saves us. - The proper derby games, Tyne-Wear, will be either drawn or won by either side by the odd goal. - We will have an injury crisis. (you could say it's already started) - Robert will be shit against us yet still score a free kick. - Our best three home performances of the season will be battling, gritty up for it performances against Chelsea, Manure, and Arsenal. - Our three worst will be Wigan, West Brom and West Ham. - We'll win Fuck all. Feel free tro add. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 We'll still not be pleasantly suprised Fat Fred and Deadly Doug will pay themselves massive dividends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 The post-match craic will be canny despite (or because of) the fact you ran out of things relating to the match to talk about after 5 minutes (because it was so shit). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Wrong forum.................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Rob will be pedantic (and so will I) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Wrong forum.................................. 14907[/snapback] Can always open a similar thread over at the 'other place' if you wish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Author Share Posted August 19, 2005 Yes, I notice I put it on the wrong forum. Should be on the shark forum. Can a mod move it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 tis moved.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Les Ferdinand will re-sign for Newcastle after a striker crisis. Freddy Shepherd will sell Jenas to Spurs for an undisclosed fee and will use the money to buy an Extra Value Meal at McDonalds. Shortly later the club will become bankrupt. Ameobi gets injrued after falling over and has a row with Souness because he won't play injured in a Carling Cup match against a non-league side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tisd09 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 The words "Newcastle United" "Police" Players" will appear towards the front pages of the News of the World in the same paragraph!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Shearer will state that Newcastle fans would rather win the FA Cup than the league. Kieron Dyer will tear a hamstring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Lee Bowyer's leg will accidentally come in contact with another player after a mistimed tackling.. No warning is issued, but 5 months later Newcastle police will claim they heard reports of a Newcastle player brutally attacking another player and will appear in court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46012 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 - End of season quotes from various players will include repeated use of the phrase "the fans deserve better than this". - The same quote will be used following our exit from both domestic cup competitions by the same players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Author Share Posted August 19, 2005 - Ashley Cole will fall over a lot up here, but will have his own song this year with the classic 'does she like it up the arse' resurfacing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 187 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Souness will receive a touchline ban and fined at least twice for comments made against referees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Souness will receive a touchline ban and fined at least twice for comments made against referees. 15201[/snapback] he does speak about referees any more its bad for his bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Souness will receive a touchline ban and fined at least twice for comments made against referees. 15201[/snapback] He then explains not saying anything doesn't work because Jenas's tackle was perfectly acceptable and shouldn't even be a yellow card, whether it will be reviewed again or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20711 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Wor Lass wont blow us off before the season ends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Wor Lass wont blow us off before the season ends 15324[/snapback] I'm pissed off that Darren Ambrose has left too, but for different reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20711 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Wor Lass wont blow us off before the season ends 15324[/snapback] I'm pissed off that Darren Ambrose has left too, but for different reasons. 15333[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 22, 2005 Author Share Posted August 22, 2005 - Our three worst will be Wigan, West Brom and West Ham.- We'll win Fuck all. 14903[/snapback] Hey, I'm good at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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