Mags 1 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 State of Connecticut Hartford, Connecticut Franchise Tax Bureau Re. Notice of increase in tax payment, effective 20 August, 2005 To: All male taxpayers Gentlemen, The only thing the state of Connecticut has not yet taxed is your cock. Mainly because 98% of the time your cock is out of work, and the other 2% it is in the hole. Moreover it has two dependants which are both nuts. Henceforth and accordingly, beginning 20 August, 2005 your cock will be taxed according to it's size using the cock-chart listed below to determine your category and state tax bracket. Please insert all cock tax information on Page 2, Section F, Line 3 or your State of Connecticut Franchise Tax Form. Sincerely, M. Jodi Rell Governor State of Connecticut 10-12 inches Luxury Tax 8-10 inches Pole Tax 6-8 inches Privilege Tax 4-6 inches Nuisance Tax NOTE: ANYONE UNDER FOUR (4) INCHES IS ELIGIBLE FOR A REFUND PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST EXTENTIONS ALL MALES EXCEEDING TWELVE (12) INCHES SHOULD FILE UNDER THE CURRENT CAPITAL GAINS TAX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Wooohoo! A refund! oops too much info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3948 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 So according to this if you're right on the money for every even length above 4" you have pay two lots of tax! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Do you measure when soft, semi or hard, it's gonna make a big difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Wacky Jnr said: Do you measure when soft, semi or hard, it's gonna make a big difference. 14902[/snapback] Although you're due a refund anyway you measure it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Fuck off back to Trillians, you greasy NONCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Wacky Jnr said: Fuck off back to Trillians, you greasy NONCE 14995[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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