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I've just been sent a video straight outta Bangkok, it's 12 of Thailand's finest swordsman taking an English lass in every possible orrifice, she's wearing a t-shirt that says, "I've come all the way to Bangkok to get fucked properly"!

 

Who sent you that? How she gonna get fucked properly over there? They're all hung like rats

Wacky talking from his experience with those ladyboys. :icon_lol:

 

If I'm gonna put my hands down a bloke pants I at least want it to be worth my while :icon_lol:

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I've just been sent a video straight outta Bangkok, it's 12 of Thailand's finest swordsman taking an English lass in every possible orrifice, she's wearing a t-shirt that says, "I've come all the way to Bangkok to get fucked properly"!

 

Who sent you that? How she gonna get fucked properly over there? They're all hung like rats

Wacky talking from his experience with those ladyboys. :icon_lol:

 

If I'm gonna put my hands down a bloke pants I at least want it to be worth my while :icon_lol:

Begbie moment. <_<

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That really isn't funny guys.

 

Did I tell you the story about my mate who had been grooming this Thai prostitute he's fell for whilst he was on holiday. Went to meet her one night and just caught her leaving the go, go bar with what he describes as the biggest black bloke (yank) he's ever seen, god knows what sort of piece he was packing.

 

Anyway he reckons blokes like him outnumber the Thai's over there, I'm sure she'll be alright though.

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1) Still not sure which mobile im going to switch too, the N95 will probs be too fancy for me to use, im not into gadgets.

2) Looking for good deals on mobiles has got me thinking about switching my mortgage too.

3) I cant keep off my ebay, I wish folk would just blummin bid ffs!

4) Im on msn.

5) Im not on myspace

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1. Just been playing tennis2. Got to do my maths work

3. Watching TV

4. Fucking hotmail is being gay

5. On myspace

 

Your feet were killing and you were knackered before! So how come you managed tennis? You're a frightfully confusing young fellow!

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1. Just been playing tennis2. Got to do my maths work

3. Watching TV

4. Fucking hotmail is being gay

5. On myspace

 

Your feet were killing and you were knackered before! So how come you managed tennis? You're a frightfully confusing young fellow!

 

quite easy actually, cause when I got in I sat on my here for 4 hours, my feet weren't killing when I went to play tennis

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1. Just been playing tennis2. Got to do my maths work

3. Watching TV

4. Fucking hotmail is being gay

5. On myspace

 

Your feet were killing and you were knackered before! So how come you managed tennis? You're a frightfully confusing young fellow!

 

quite easy actually, cause when I got in I sat on my here for 4 hours, my feet weren't killing when I went to play tennis

Magma'd :icon_lol:

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1. I can't stop farting.

2. I'm going to the dentists soon to get 2 fillings.

3. I'm not looking forward to the numb mouth afterwards.

4. I've just spoken to the DVLA customer service.

5. They were fucking hopeless.

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1 Just got a letter off the insurance company regarding my whiplash claim, offered me £2,500, pondering whether or not to tell them to fuck off.

 

2 Having chicken tikka masala and chips for my dinner.

 

3 Scored 7 of my sides 13 goals in a 13-3 win last night.

 

4 I'm sitting in an old t shirt which reads "Papa is a geordie" from when we signed Nicki Papavassiliou, kept it for nostalgia.

 

5 Just rang the ticket office who's incompetence never fails to astound me.

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1 Just got a letter off the insurance company regarding my whiplash claim, offered me £2,500, pondering whether or not to tell them to fuck off.

2 Having chicken tikka masala and chips for my dinner.

 

3 Scored 7 of my sides 13 goals in a 13-3 win last night.

 

4 I'm sitting in an old t shirt which reads "Papa is a geordie" from when we signed Nicki Papavassiliou, kept it for nostalgia.

 

5 Just rang the ticket office who's incompetence never fails to astound me.

 

I would, you've nowt to loose.

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1 - Just had to deal with DFS (what a bunch of wankers)

 

2- B&Q getting tarred with the same brush

 

3- Going to watch Die Hard 4.0 the neet

 

4 - Getting pissed as a fart on my Wednesday night oot

 

5 - Heartburn already starting and thats before the 10 pints of Fosters n a Kebab

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1. At college

2. Meant to be doing numeracy

3. On here

4. Playing tennis tonight

5. Hopefully have a driving lesson tonight

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chicken tikka masala and chips

:icon_lol:

 

Look like he's dining off the council menu again. :icon_lol:

Well yeed naa what that is living doon there.

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1 Just got a letter off the insurance company regarding my whiplash claim, offered me £2,500, pondering whether or not to tell them to fuck off.

2 Having chicken tikka masala and chips for my dinner.

 

3 Scored 7 of my sides 13 goals in a 13-3 win last night.

 

4 I'm sitting in an old t shirt which reads "Papa is a geordie" from when we signed Nicki Papavassiliou, kept it for nostalgia.

 

5 Just rang the ticket office who's incompetence never fails to astound me.

 

I would, you've nowt to loose.

I want the money noo pet, if I thought they'd come back with another within a week I would. Owe someone £1400 as well to get that oot the road.

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1. back at work 4 hours after I left

2. currently finishing my third JD can

3. currently finishing the umpteenth changes to this program that the client approved the script to over a week ago

4. originally was going to come in at 6am to finish this but unlike Gemmill I hate getting up early in the morning

5. sleeping in tomorrow morning and going to work late

6. magma, boy I say boy, stop driving with your tennis raquet and get ye self your licence.

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1 Just got a letter off the insurance company regarding my whiplash claim, offered me £2,500, pondering whether or not to tell them to fuck off.

2 Having chicken tikka masala and chips for my dinner.

 

3 Scored 7 of my sides 13 goals in a 13-3 win last night.

 

4 I'm sitting in an old t shirt which reads "Papa is a geordie" from when we signed Nicki Papavassiliou, kept it for nostalgia.

 

5 Just rang the ticket office who's incompetence never fails to astound me.

 

I would, you've nowt to loose.

I want the money noo pet, if I thought they'd come back with another within a week I would. Owe someone £1400 as well to get that oot the road.

 

Did Sima take the Baines bet then? :icon_lol:

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chicken tikka masala and chips

:jesuswept:

 

Look like he's dining off the council menu again. ;)

Well yeed naa what that is living doon there.

 

I own my own home thanks, no need to order from the council menu.

 

Lobster and caviar every night man. :lol:

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