newcastlebroon 0 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Pudds gonna knack you her, not me of course Ahaha your confusing even me now, and that doesn't take much. And luckily for you, Pud's more knackered than able to knack at the min lol bless him tell him good luck with the pregnancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimburst 0 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 1) I have cold feet but can't be arsed to get outta bed and put socks on 2) I'm Starving but can't be arsed to get outta bed and eat 3)I've just bit my nail, luckily it wasn't my poking finger 4)Regret putting the noisy washing machine on late at night 5)Missing Pud that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" Shit! That the same one? Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons. Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol *finds large breasts...unconclusive...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 1) I have cold feet but can't be arsed to get outta bed and put socks on 2) I'm Starving but can't be arsed to get outta bed and eat 3)I've just bit my nail, luckily it wasn't my poking finger 4)Regret putting the noisy washing machine on late at night 5)Missing Pud that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" Shit! That the same one? Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons. Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol *finds large breasts...unconclusive...* she said breasts...not man boobs tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 1) I have cold feet but can't be arsed to get outta bed and put socks on 2) I'm Starving but can't be arsed to get outta bed and eat 3)I've just bit my nail, luckily it wasn't my poking finger 4)Regret putting the noisy washing machine on late at night 5)Missing Pud that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" Shit! That the same one? Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons. Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol *finds large breasts...unconclusive...* she said breasts...not man boobs tbh bitch tits tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie 0 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 1) I have cold feet but can't be arsed to get outta bed and put socks on 2) I'm Starving but can't be arsed to get outta bed and eat 3)I've just bit my nail, luckily it wasn't my poking finger 4)Regret putting the noisy washing machine on late at night 5)Missing Pud that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" Shit! That the same one? Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons. Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol *finds large breasts...unconclusive...* she said breasts...not man boobs tbh Ahaha I will pass on your best for the pregnancy though, should have seen him piss on that stick, what an aim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 1) I have cold feet but can't be arsed to get outta bed and put socks on 2) I'm Starving but can't be arsed to get outta bed and eat 3)I've just bit my nail, luckily it wasn't my poking finger 4)Regret putting the noisy washing machine on late at night 5)Missing Pud that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" Shit! That the same one? Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons. Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol *finds large breasts...unconclusive...* she said breasts...not man boobs tbh Ahaha I will pass on your best for the pregnancy though, should have seen him piss on that stick, what an aim! tiny cock tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie 0 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 1) I have cold feet but can't be arsed to get outta bed and put socks on 2) I'm Starving but can't be arsed to get outta bed and eat 3)I've just bit my nail, luckily it wasn't my poking finger 4)Regret putting the noisy washing machine on late at night 5)Missing Pud that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" Shit! That the same one? Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons. Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol *finds large breasts...unconclusive...* she said breasts...not man boobs tbh Ahaha I will pass on your best for the pregnancy though, should have seen him piss on that stick, what an aim! tiny cock tbh Canny aim though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 1) I have cold feet but can't be arsed to get outta bed and put socks on 2) I'm Starving but can't be arsed to get outta bed and eat 3)I've just bit my nail, luckily it wasn't my poking finger 4)Regret putting the noisy washing machine on late at night 5)Missing Pud that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" Shit! That the same one? Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons. Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol *finds large breasts...unconclusive...* she said breasts...not man boobs tbh Ahaha I will pass on your best for the pregnancy though, should have seen him piss on that stick, what an aim! tiny cock tbh Canny aim though can't believe your still pretending to be a girl tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie 0 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 1) I have cold feet but can't be arsed to get outta bed and put socks on 2) I'm Starving but can't be arsed to get outta bed and eat 3)I've just bit my nail, luckily it wasn't my poking finger 4)Regret putting the noisy washing machine on late at night 5)Missing Pud that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" Shit! That the same one? Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons. Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol *finds large breasts...unconclusive...* she said breasts...not man boobs tbh Ahaha I will pass on your best for the pregnancy though, should have seen him piss on that stick, what an aim! tiny cock tbh Canny aim though can't believe your still pretending to be a girl tbh Can you imagine Pud with his very own pair of tits he'd never leave the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 1) I have cold feet but can't be arsed to get outta bed and put socks on 2) I'm Starving but can't be arsed to get outta bed and eat 3)I've just bit my nail, luckily it wasn't my poking finger 4)Regret putting the noisy washing machine on late at night 5)Missing Pud that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" Shit! That the same one? Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons. Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol *finds large breasts...unconclusive...* she said breasts...not man boobs tbh Ahaha I will pass on your best for the pregnancy though, should have seen him piss on that stick, what an aim! tiny cock tbh Canny aim though can't believe your still pretending to be a girl tbh Can you imagine Pud with his very own pair of tits he'd never leave the house I could imagine him pretending to have a pair of tits, that would be more plausable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie 0 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 (edited) Can you imagine Pud with his very own pair of tits he'd never leave the house I could imagine him pretending to have a pair of tits, that would be more plausable Ahh that explains where my bra's have been disappearing to again then Edited June 1, 2007 by Ellie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 What do you poke with your poking finger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie 0 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 What do you poke with your poking finger? All kindsa stuff, pokings fun! I once poked a sparkley light fitting in Fenwicks but it gave me a nasty electric shock. I don't poke things in Fenwicks any more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Just a warning, people like to be poked round her so you might wan't to keep your hands to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20210 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 1. Got a very badly grazed leg after coming off my bike last night and it hurts 2. Pissed off with working for a unorganised, shit engineer 3. Pissed off with working with shite draughtsmen (well women) 4. Off to the Original Oak in 5 mins for a pint of Guinness 5. Gonna have noodles for lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie 0 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Just a warning, people like to be poked round her so you might wan't to keep your hands to yourself. Aw damn, its only fun to poke when the pokee objects! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 1. Rather intruigued to hear a rumour about me lass cheating on me. Considering I was with her all night when it supposedly took place I think that's quite some feat. 2. Really in no mood to do anything today. 3. Only have budweiser in the fridge. 4. Looking forward to the England match. We'll get humped but it'll be nice to see Shorey playing. 5. M&S sarnies for lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 1. Got a very badly grazed leg after coming off my bike last night and it hurts 2. Pissed off with working for a unorganised, shit engineer 3. Pissed off with working with shite draughtsmen (well women) 4. Off to the Original Oak in 5 mins for a pint of Guinness 5. Gonna have noodles for lunch well it made me giggle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30647 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 1. Just been playing golf. 2. Homemade lasagne for tea tonight. 3. Out for a few drinks later. 4. Just booked flights to Manchester for next week to see mates I haven't seen in nearly a year. 5. Need to get a job sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 1. Just came in from the lovely sunny day 2. My mate fell off his bike and busted his lip and cut his chin, he was pouring with blood 3. Big Brother on shortly 4. On msn 5. On myspace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 1. wor lads just been to a "cash and grab" at Waverley Vintners, came back with a case of Peroni, a case of magners, a case of Bulmers, a case of Guinness, a case of Sirrus and a case of Moondarra Chardonnay for the grand total of 40 nicker 2. It's gorgeous ootside, might have to put the factor 50 on 3. might have an all day bender, never had one for a while 4. waiting for the water to heat up so I can have a nice bath 5. gonna have a canny day today I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 1 My eyes look like Godzilla's cos I forgot to get some new fuckin contact lenses, and these are three days oot o date. 2 Going to the gym for the first time in 4 weeks in 20 mins - dreading it 3 There's a mouse in the cavity wall beside me room, I can hear the bugger 4 Just put £60 on a horse at Hexham today called Nobel via a tip 5 First Saturday I've woken up sober in living memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44971 Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 3 There's a mouse in the cavity wall beside me room, I can hear the bugger Still being plagued by the little fucker, Stevie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 3 There's a mouse in the cavity wall beside me room, I can hear the bugger Still being plagued by the little fucker, Stevie? Aye fuckers plural I reckon now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 3 There's a mouse in the cavity wall beside me room, I can hear the bugger Still being plagued by the little fucker, Stevie? Aye fuckers plural I reckon now. wana borrow me cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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