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And it's a pleasure, Catherine!

 

Have you worked out that I really really want your postman to think you're a complete weirdo! :(

 

Yes, and I think you may have succeeded. So far I've been a Dame, had a prisoner number and am now The President of the Lenny Henry Fan Club. :)

 

"Not quite a rags to riches story going on here" thinks Postie.

 

:(

 

I'm surprised the postman can read his writing tbh. It's like a spider got very drunk, fell into an ink well and staggered across the paper before dying in a heap.

 

Ross Noble can read his hate mail. I know that much.

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And it's a pleasure, Catherine!

 

Have you worked out that I really really want your postman to think you're a complete weirdo! :(

 

Yes, and I think you may have succeeded. So far I've been a Dame, had a prisoner number and am now The President of the Lenny Henry Fan Club. :)

 

"Not quite a rags to riches story going on here" thinks Postie.

 

:(

 

I'm surprised the postman can read his writing tbh. It's like a spider got very drunk, fell into an ink well and staggered across the paper before dying in a heap.

 

Surprised he hasnt cut words out of newspapers tbh.

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And it's a pleasure, Catherine!

 

Have you worked out that I really really want your postman to think you're a complete weirdo! :blink:

 

Yes, and I think you may have succeeded. So far I've been a Dame, had a prisoner number and am now The President of the Lenny Henry Fan Club. :)

 

"Not quite a rags to riches story going on here" thinks Postie.

 

:(

 

I'm surprised the postman can read his writing tbh. It's like a spider got very drunk, fell into an ink well and staggered across the paper before dying in a heap.

 

Surprised he hasnt cut words out of newspapers tbh.

 

You do realise you're feeding his already overactive imagination now. :(

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Am skint so am staying in tonight :(

 

Just been to my local "Asian " shop to buy some Tampax and he went bright red and put them in a paper bag for me :(

 

Bought a bottle of coke so I could have some Mr Jack "in house" tonight

 

Am bored already waiting for my tea :blink:

 

My dog is getting over excited ( not used to seeing me before Saturday on a friday :) )

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1. Tired.

2. Worried about my next gig (promoters grr)

3. Wondering what to do tonight

4. Not sure whether to buy a gun to go with my hoodie/

5. worried about next gig (promoters grr)

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1) im full of cold

 

2) ive already got 2 leaving do's sorted

 

3) Ive still not got new job sorted yet though

 

4) I need a massage and a job

 

5) Im having Drambuie in my coffee (because ive got a cold)

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1. Worried about the lack of food in my fridge.

2. Worried about the fact I haven't got a job sorted for September yet.

3. Going to watch Hot Fuzz at 8.

4. Have 2000 words to write before then.

5. Going skiing tomorrow for a week. :)

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1) im full of cold

 

2) ive already got 2 leaving do's sorted

 

3) Ive still not got new job sorted yet though

 

4) I need a massage and a job

 

5) Im having Drambuie in my coffee (because ive got a cold)

 

Like shite :)

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1) im full of cold

 

2) ive already got 2 leaving do's sorted

 

3) Ive still not got new job sorted yet though

 

4) I need a massage and a job

 

5) Im having Drambuie in my coffee (because ive got a cold)

 

Like shite :)

 

shurrup I have got a cold, which is developing into man flu as I type

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1) im full of cold

 

2) ive already got 2 leaving do's sorted

 

3) Ive still not got new job sorted yet though

 

4) I need a massage and a job

 

5) Im having Drambuie in my coffee (because ive got a cold)

 

Like shite :(

 

shurrup I have got a cold, which is developing into man flu as I type

 

If you say so :)

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1. I keep getting excruciating stabbing pains in my small intestine. Agony it is. Been a fortnight now. :rolleyes:

2. I've broken 2 tape measures in one day.

3. After watching Raw last night I made myself some welfare burgers on square wonder bread for tea. Lush.

4. I've got 24 stella and a hip flask of whisky for the Wigan trip tomorrow. I'm going to get blootered.

5. My mobile phone bills have doubled now I've got tv and internet access on there.

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1. I slept 17 hours yesterday.

2. I am aiming for 12 hours tonight but this probably won't happen because it's noisy at the moment.

3. I feel detached from my best friends.

4. I haven't found any good new music this week.

5. My girlfriend is on the way to getting herself a coke habit.

 

:rolleyes:

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1) i'm amazed at the difference mana acoustics makes to my hifi/home cinema.

 

2) i too, am also thinking about watching a dvd or 2.

 

3) my dvd 'to watch' pile is huge

 

4) i think a spider has made its home in my alien quadrilogy 'alien head' box set

 

5) er....might have a cuppa

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Ive been spring cleaning today.

 

My house is like a new pin.

 

Ive still got cold, lasses are out in Jesmond and im home with lemsip.

 

When it comes to job hunting, ive found its not what ya know, its who ya know.

 

I'm interviewing a potential new boss on Monday, in a pub :rolleyes:

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1. Currently watching my favourite episode of Father Ted. "Are You Right There, Father Ted?"

 

2. I've done absolutely nothing all day.

 

3. Opted to give The Prestige a miss for now and I'll do it tomorrow when I can be arsed to concentrate on something new.

 

4. Just 'acquired' Kubichek's! debut album a month before it's out.

 

5. So I hear you're a racist now Father?

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Ive been spring cleaning today.

 

My house is like a new pin.

 

Ive still got cold, lasses are out in Jesmond and im home with lemsip.

 

When it comes to job hunting, ive found its not what ya know, its who ya know.

 

I'm interviewing a potential new boss on Monday, in a pub :razz:

Christ. :rolleyes:

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Ive been spring cleaning today.

 

My house is like a new pin.

 

Ive still got cold, lasses are out in Jesmond and im home with lemsip.

 

When it comes to job hunting, ive found its not what ya know, its who ya know.

 

I'm interviewing a potential new boss on Monday, in a pub :razz:

Christ. :rolleyes:

 

:razz: not good !!!!

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1. I slept 17 hours yesterday.

2. I am aiming for 12 hours tonight but this probably won't happen because it's noisy at the moment.

3. I feel detached from my best friends.

4. I haven't found any good new music this week.

5. My girlfriend is on the way to getting herself a coke habit.

:rolleyes:

 

So you're Radgi's b/friend!!

 

She's obviously closet drinking as you patently are unaware that the coke is for mixing with Jack D!

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I keep listening to Forever Autumn after uncles funeral and its doing my head in

I am still in bed and thinking i want to stay here but got too much to do

Got to sort out observations for teachers tomorrow (interviews)

Got to restring guitars for gig this saturday

Going in the bath now....

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Ive been spring cleaning today.

 

My house is like a new pin.

 

Ive still got cold, lasses are out in Jesmond and im home with lemsip.

 

When it comes to job hunting, ive found its not what ya know, its who ya know.

 

I'm interviewing a potential new boss on Monday, in a pub <_<

Christ. :rolleyes:

 

:razz: not good !!!!

He knows me already, maybe thats why he suggested the pub :razz:

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Ive been spring cleaning today.

 

My house is like a new pin.

 

Ive still got cold, lasses are out in Jesmond and im home with lemsip.

 

When it comes to job hunting, ive found its not what ya know, its who ya know.

 

I'm interviewing a potential new boss on Monday, in a pub <_<

Christ. :rolleyes:

 

:razz: not good !!!!

He knows me already, maybe thats why he suggested the pub :razz:

 

How's the cold, Toppo?? I hope you're on the road to recovery.

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Ive been spring cleaning today.

 

My house is like a new pin.

 

Ive still got cold, lasses are out in Jesmond and im home with lemsip.

 

When it comes to job hunting, ive found its not what ya know, its who ya know.

 

I'm interviewing a potential new boss on Monday, in a pub <_<

Christ. :rolleyes:

 

:razz: not good !!!!

He knows me already, maybe thats why he suggested the pub :razz:

 

How's the cold, Toppo?? I hope you're on the road to recovery.

Aye I feel a bit better now thanks, meant to be going for a facial and a massage today like, but gona have to cancel, as its not gona be very nice for the lass if im breathing my germs on her.

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