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Well ye aalways fuckin whinging aboot summik!

 

It's never:

 

1 Had a great day today

2 Woke up in a great mood

3 Just ordered a chinkies yum yum

4 I think you're all great

5 Isn't it great being geordie on a lovely day like today (not that you'd have the right to say this though)

 

etc etc

 

You're always negative, when I see T-Keith I think :lol:

 

A.

 

1. Im off the drink for a bit.

3. Im learning to play sweep picked arpeggios..

5. Im getting better

 

Theres three positives....

 

B.

I think lots of people on this forum are great

Im only from Durham, not exactly Manchester is it.

 

Mackem :jesuswept:

:jangles keys:

 

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1. Like the pro skin

2. New phone should arrive home today.

3.will get above phone on saturday when my brothers comes in.

4. Had a nice day yesterday at my grad

5. Got 7 hours left of being at work.

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1. Watching Bolton live on Setanta as I work

2. If they start the season like they have this match we might have problems

3. Am ganna get pissed the neet

4. My significant boobs are aching after lifting 60kgs on them at the gym last night

5. Sitting in a FC Bayern Munich top I bought from Thailand 7 years ago.

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1) An ebay bidder asked if he could collect a pic I was selling if he won.

2) I told him he could, but if he didnt win he could buy the pic for £50, and gave him a link to a site he could get it from.

3) I did that as I was charging over the odds postage anyways and already had a bid for £43 quid.

4) Well the guy only went and bloody won it, and paid more then he needed to to get one, and I missed out on the over charged postage.

5) So he has to come and collect it, if im not posting next week tell the coppers my murderer can be found on my ebay.

 

Boils my piss people who stick it up you on postage :jesuswept:

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1. Watching Bolton live on Setanta as I work

2. If they start the season like they have this match we might have problems

3. Am ganna get pissed the neet

4. My significant boobs are aching after lifting 60kgs on them at the gym last night

5. Sitting in a FC Bayern Munich top I bought from Thailand 7 years ago.

 

Stevie's got man tits

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1. I got burnt to fuck yesterday at the GYS

2. Everyone is laughing at me with a red heed

3. I have an interview tonight and the guy who is interviewing me is gonna laugh - FACT

4. I would be taking the piss if I was on the other side

5. Hungry and off oot for lunch

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Well ye aalways fuckin whinging aboot summik!

 

It's never:

 

1 Had a great day today

2 Woke up in a great mood

3 Just ordered a chinkies yum yum

4 I think you're all great

5 Isn't it great being geordie on a lovely day like today (not that you'd have the right to say this though)

 

etc etc

 

You're always negative, when I see T-Keith I think ;)

 

A.

 

1. Im off the drink for a bit.

3. Im learning to play sweep picked arpeggios..

5. Im getting better

 

Theres three positives....

 

B.

I think lots of people on this forum are great

Im only from Durham, not exactly Manchester is it.

 

Mackem :lol:

 

Is Bobby Robson a mackem too like?

 

:jesuswept:

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Well ye aalways fuckin whinging aboot summik!

 

It's never:

 

1 Had a great day today

2 Woke up in a great mood

3 Just ordered a chinkies yum yum

4 I think you're all great

5 Isn't it great being geordie on a lovely day like today (not that you'd have the right to say this though)

 

etc etc

 

You're always negative, when I see T-Keith I think :razz:

 

A.

 

1. Im off the drink for a bit.

3. Im learning to play sweep picked arpeggios..

5. Im getting better

 

Theres three positives....

 

B.

I think lots of people on this forum are great

Im only from Durham, not exactly Manchester is it.

 

Mackem :lol:

 

Is Bobby Robson a mackem too like?

 

:jesuswept:

 

yes ;)

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Well ye aalways fuckin whinging aboot summik!

 

It's never:

 

1 Had a great day today

2 Woke up in a great mood

3 Just ordered a chinkies yum yum

4 I think you're all great

5 Isn't it great being geordie on a lovely day like today (not that you'd have the right to say this though)

 

etc etc

 

You're always negative, when I see T-Keith I think :blush:

 

A.

 

1. Im off the drink for a bit.

3. Im learning to play sweep picked arpeggios..

5. Im getting better

 

Theres three positives....

 

B.

I think lots of people on this forum are great

Im only from Durham, not exactly Manchester is it.

 

Mackem :lol:

 

Is Bobby Robson a mackem too like?

 

:jesuswept:

 

yes ;)

 

Born in Sacriston, County Durham, Robson was the youngest son of Philip and Lilian Robson (née Watt). The family moved to the nearby village of Langley Park when he was just a few months old. His father was a coal miner who often took young Robson on a walk of several miles to watch local side Newcastle United

 

 

No :razz:

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Well ye aalways fuckin whinging aboot summik!

 

It's never:

 

1 Had a great day today

2 Woke up in a great mood

3 Just ordered a chinkies yum yum

4 I think you're all great

5 Isn't it great being geordie on a lovely day like today (not that you'd have the right to say this though)

 

etc etc

 

You're always negative, when I see T-Keith I think :(

 

A.

 

1. Im off the drink for a bit.

3. Im learning to play sweep picked arpeggios..

5. Im getting better

 

Theres three positives....

 

B.

I think lots of people on this forum are great

Im only from Durham, not exactly Manchester is it.

 

Mackem :lol:

 

Is Bobby Robson a mackem too like?

 

:jesuswept:

 

yes ;)

 

Born in Sacriston, County Durham, Robson was the youngest son of Philip and Lilian Robson (née Watt). The family moved to the nearby village of Langley Park when he was just a few months old. His father was a coal miner who often took young Robson on a walk of several miles to watch local side Newcastle United

 

 

No :razz:

yes :blush:

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Well ye aalways fuckin whinging aboot summik!

 

It's never:

 

1 Had a great day today

2 Woke up in a great mood

3 Just ordered a chinkies yum yum

4 I think you're all great

5 Isn't it great being geordie on a lovely day like today (not that you'd have the right to say this though)

 

etc etc

 

You're always negative, when I see T-Keith I think :(

 

A.

 

1. Im off the drink for a bit.

3. Im learning to play sweep picked arpeggios..

5. Im getting better

 

Theres three positives....

 

B.

I think lots of people on this forum are great

Im only from Durham, not exactly Manchester is it.

 

Mackem :lol:

 

Is Bobby Robson a mackem too like?

 

:jesuswept:

 

yes ;)

 

Born in Sacriston, County Durham, Robson was the youngest son of Philip and Lilian Robson (née Watt). The family moved to the nearby village of Langley Park when he was just a few months old. His father was a coal miner who often took young Robson on a walk of several miles to watch local side Newcastle United

 

 

No :razz:

yes :blush:

 

Well even saying that i was born in Durham Dryburn but had an urgent heart operation in freemans a couple of hours after

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1. Had my lunch

2. Eating a big bag of Haribo

3. Sun is coming out :jesuswept:

4. Might have a game of tennis after all

5. Not on msn/myspace

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1. Just had Sky installed

2. It didn't fucking work so even though I have a dish and box connected I only have bbc, itv etc.

3. Sky bloke is going to ring me back later

4. Got to go to work in just over an hour

5. Want my sky to fucking work.

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1. Just had Sky installed

2. It didn't fucking work so even though I have a dish and box connected I only have bbc, itv etc.

3. Sky bloke is going to ring me back later

4. Got to go to work in just over an hour

5. Want my sky to fucking work.

 

At least you can get it installed. :jesuswept:

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1. Just had Sky installed

2. It didn't fucking work so even though I have a dish and box connected I only have bbc, itv etc.

3. Sky bloke is going to ring me back later

4. Got to go to work in just over an hour

5. Want my sky to fucking work.

 

At least you can get it installed. :lol:

 

I'm not allowed to have a dish on this house... so they have spray painted it the same colour as the bricks! :jesuswept:

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1. Just had Sky installed

2. It didn't fucking work so even though I have a dish and box connected I only have bbc, itv etc.

3. Sky bloke is going to ring me back later

4. Got to go to work in just over an hour

5. Want my sky to fucking work.

 

At least you can get it installed. :razz:

 

I'm not allowed to have a dish on this house... so they have spray painted it the same colour as the bricks! ;)

 

 

:lol::jesuswept:

 

Does it work or can you still see it?

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1 Finished work

2 Tired as fuck

3 Just got an email off Newcastle Online, saying do you want to join the prediction league, informed the DAFT CUNTS, I'm IP banned

4 Heading to the bookies to stick a 10a on St Patrick's tonight to beat Tottenham at that live friendly at 7/1

5 Arguing with some prick on msn who thinks we'll only come 10th this season, and Portsmouth and Bolton have made better signings.

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1. Just got in from the gym.

2. About to fire up a lentil and vegetable bake - erm, yum. I think.

3. Tonight's entertainment will take the form of the monthly Eurovision night at the Retro Bar.

4. And lashings of Leffe Brune.

5. On MSN.

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