Magma 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 1) Saved a few Weightwatchers points tonight by not drinking and taking the car 2) I came home as it was so bloody boring 3) Never going out again and taking the car 4) on myspace 5) fact 4 makes me sound like Magma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 1) Saved a few Weightwatchers points tonight by not drinking and taking the car 2) I came home as it was so bloody boring 3) Never going out again and taking the car 4) on myspace 5) fact 4 makes me sound like Magma sorry youngin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Just imagine the convo in boots. BM "Hi, can I have erm... well ... y'know" Lass "Sorry?" BM "y'know" Lass "Sorry? what is it you want" BM "Them, y'know, thingies" Lass "Packet of mints?" Bm "No .. erm .. aye, yes mints will be fine..." Blatantly one of those who walks out with 8 packets of mints, 2 bottles of cough medicine and a packet of tissues (no doubt for the wank he will be having later wishing he had the bottle to ask for what he really wanted). I buy them in the gents' toilets and store them in me wallet. Shit scared when I was told that tends to wear them down faster... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I did think that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Just imagine the convo in boots. BM "Hi, can I have erm... well ... y'know" Lass "Sorry?" BM "y'know" Lass "Sorry? what is it you want" BM "Them, y'know, thingies" Lass "Packet of mints?" Bm "No .. erm .. aye, yes mints will be fine..." Blatantly one of those who walks out with 8 packets of mints, 2 bottles of cough medicine and a packet of tissues (no doubt for the wank he will be having later wishing he had the bottle to ask for what he really wanted). I buy them in the gents' toilets and store them in me wallet. Shit scared when I was told that tends to wear them down faster... Just pull out, its a lot cheaper and a lot better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Just imagine the convo in boots. BM "Hi, can I have erm... well ... y'know" Lass "Sorry?" BM "y'know" Lass "Sorry? what is it you want" BM "Them, y'know, thingies" Lass "Packet of mints?" Bm "No .. erm .. aye, yes mints will be fine..." Blatantly one of those who walks out with 8 packets of mints, 2 bottles of cough medicine and a packet of tissues (no doubt for the wank he will be having later wishing he had the bottle to ask for what he really wanted). I buy them in the gents' toilets and store them in me wallet. Shit scared when I was told that tends to wear them down faster... Just pull out, its a lot cheaper and a lot better Aye but then the clean-up's a reet bastid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Just imagine the convo in boots. BM "Hi, can I have erm... well ... y'know" Lass "Sorry?" BM "y'know" Lass "Sorry? what is it you want" BM "Them, y'know, thingies" Lass "Packet of mints?" Bm "No .. erm .. aye, yes mints will be fine..." Blatantly one of those who walks out with 8 packets of mints, 2 bottles of cough medicine and a packet of tissues (no doubt for the wank he will be having later wishing he had the bottle to ask for what he really wanted). I buy them in the gents' toilets and store them in me wallet. Shit scared when I was told that tends to wear them down faster... Just pull out, its a lot cheaper and a lot better Aye but then the clean-up's a reet bastid. Her problem tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Just imagine the convo in boots. BM "Hi, can I have erm... well ... y'know" Lass "Sorry?" BM "y'know" Lass "Sorry? what is it you want" BM "Them, y'know, thingies" Lass "Packet of mints?" Bm "No .. erm .. aye, yes mints will be fine..." Blatantly one of those who walks out with 8 packets of mints, 2 bottles of cough medicine and a packet of tissues (no doubt for the wank he will be having later wishing he had the bottle to ask for what he really wanted). I buy them in the gents' toilets and store them in me wallet. Shit scared when I was told that tends to wear them down faster... Just pull out, its a lot cheaper and a lot better Aye but then the clean-up's a reet bastid. Her problem tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Curtains tbh (unless you're in your place) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg 6 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 1. just had an indian 2. just won promotion to league 2 with Farnborough on FM! 3. balls are getting better 4. pissed off I've spent over £40 on anti biotics in the last two weeks 5. tired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 1. just had an indian 2. just won promotion to league 2 with Farnborough on FM! 3. balls are getting better 4. pissed off I've spent over £40 on anti biotics in the last two weeks 5. tired students not get them free on the NHS?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 1. Tired 2. Going to hit the hay shortly 3. Still didn't get round to looking for the scanner cable 4. Just been on the xbox 5. Got a stiff neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg 6 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 1. just had an indian 2. just won promotion to league 2 with Farnborough on FM! 3. balls are getting better 4. pissed off I've spent over £40 on anti biotics in the last two weeks 5. tired students not get them free on the NHS?? Do they bollocks! Free up to the age of 18 if your still in full time education, after that you have to pay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Just imagine the convo in boots. BM "Hi, can I have erm... well ... y'know" Lass "Sorry?" BM "y'know" Lass "Sorry? what is it you want" BM "Them, y'know, thingies" Lass "Packet of mints?" Bm "No .. erm .. aye, yes mints will be fine..." Blatantly one of those who walks out with 8 packets of mints, 2 bottles of cough medicine and a packet of tissues (no doubt for the wank he will be having later wishing he had the bottle to ask for what he really wanted). I buy them in the gents' toilets and store them in me wallet. Shit scared when I was told that tends to wear them down faster... Just pull out, its a lot cheaper and a lot better Used a blob for the first time in months the other day, came out in an itchy rash! Pulling out and letting her swallow the load is my preferred method of delivery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Just imagine the convo in boots. BM "Hi, can I have erm... well ... y'know" Lass "Sorry?" BM "y'know" Lass "Sorry? what is it you want" BM "Them, y'know, thingies" Lass "Packet of mints?" Bm "No .. erm .. aye, yes mints will be fine..." Blatantly one of those who walks out with 8 packets of mints, 2 bottles of cough medicine and a packet of tissues (no doubt for the wank he will be having later wishing he had the bottle to ask for what he really wanted). I buy them in the gents' toilets and store them in me wallet. Shit scared when I was told that tends to wear them down faster... Just pull out, its a lot cheaper and a lot better Used a blob for the first time in months the other day, came out in an itchy rash! Pulling out and letting her swallow the load is my preferred method of delivery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Just imagine the convo in boots. BM "Hi, can I have erm... well ... y'know" Lass "Sorry?" BM "y'know" Lass "Sorry? what is it you want" BM "Them, y'know, thingies" Lass "Packet of mints?" Bm "No .. erm .. aye, yes mints will be fine..." Blatantly one of those who walks out with 8 packets of mints, 2 bottles of cough medicine and a packet of tissues (no doubt for the wank he will be having later wishing he had the bottle to ask for what he really wanted). I buy them in the gents' toilets and store them in me wallet. Shit scared when I was told that tends to wear them down faster... Just pull out, its a lot cheaper and a lot better Used a blob for the first time in months the other day, came out in an itchy rash! Pulling out and letting her swallow the load is my preferred method of delivery. Glad u like it pet! Got a mate who always says at the moment of getting a condom out when he's with a lass, "Blobs your uncle!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 1. It's too early to be up 2. I don't have ahangover 3. the sun is cracking the pavement 4. my dog chewed a letter up and it's allover the floor , no idea what it was 5. why am I wide awake ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 1. Fell asleep in my clothes at half 9 yesterday. 2. Going to head down the street to get my hair cut 3. and get a bus pass 4. watching the scottish cup final, not sure if I'm going to the pub yet as eveyone seems to be busy or out of town 5. couple of mates are coming over to play mario strikers this evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony nufc 0 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 1. Fell asleep in my clothes at half 9 yesterday. 2. Going to head down the street to get my hair cut 3. and get a bus pass 4. watching the scottish cup final, not sure if I'm going to the pub yet as eveyone seems to be busy or out of town 5. couple of mates are coming over to play mario strikers this evening. 1 and 3 make you sound like a reet old age pensioner. Then you had 5 redeems yourself slightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 1. Fell asleep in my clothes at half 9 yesterday. 2. Going to head down the street to get my hair cut 3. and get a bus pass 4. watching the scottish cup final, not sure if I'm going to the pub yet as eveyone seems to be busy or out of town 5. couple of mates are coming over to play mario strikers this evening. 1 and 3 make you sound like a reet old age pensioner. Then you had 5 redeems yourself slightly. First week in my first proper full time job, 5:15 starts kind of took their toll by friday. 1. Just been down the street 2. Bought a new shirt 3. Just away to get my hair cut 4. Thinking of the golf driving range before football 5. We better sign someone soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 1. Fell asleep in my clothes at half 9 yesterday. 2. Going to head down the street to get my hair cut 3. and get a bus pass 4. watching the scottish cup final, not sure if I'm going to the pub yet as eveyone seems to be busy or out of town 5. couple of mates are coming over to play mario strikers this evening. 1 and 3 make you sound like a reet old age pensioner. Then you had 5 redeems yourself slightly. First week in my first proper full time job, 5:15 starts kind of took their toll by friday. 1. Just been down the street 2. Bought a new shirt 3. Just away to get my hair cut 4. Thinking of the golf driving range before football 5. We better sign someone soon. Bought a new shirt from the bottom of your street? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 1. Fell asleep in my clothes at half 9 yesterday. 2. Going to head down the street to get my hair cut 3. and get a bus pass 4. watching the scottish cup final, not sure if I'm going to the pub yet as eveyone seems to be busy or out of town 5. couple of mates are coming over to play mario strikers this evening. 1 and 3 make you sound like a reet old age pensioner. Then you had 5 redeems yourself slightly. First week in my first proper full time job, 5:15 starts kind of took their toll by friday. 1. Just been down the street 2. Bought a new shirt 3. Just away to get my hair cut 4. Thinking of the golf driving range before football 5. We better sign someone soon. Bought a new shirt from the bottom of your street? Pretty much, right in the centre of town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 1. My suit arrived and fits. 2. My nephews doesn't. 3. The pride is panicing again. 4. She's gone with the flower girl to get a fitting. Please fit. 5. MY God, I'm listeing to Amy Grant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 1. My suit arrived and fits. 2. My nephews doesn't. 3. The pride is panicing again. 4. She's gone with the flower girl to get a fitting. Please fit. 5. MY God, I'm listeing to Amy Grant. when's the big day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 1) im starving 2) taking a mate to the airport shortly, wish I was going away too 3) he is leaving me the keys to his swanky place, and he says he trust me to behave there 4) its pretty cool to have a mate who trusts you like that 5) Id better behave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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