Radgina 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 1. I'm bored 2. I'm skint so can't even go out for a drink 3. May have to resort to stealing some of wor lads cans out of the fridge when he goes out to play footy 4. Am really really really happy I am off work the mora 5. oops, just cracked open the first can But you don't drink in the house do you? corect I don't however I was so bored and pissed off I succumbed ....took me two hours to drink one can tho 1. Am off today 2. Still woke up at half 5 ffs 3. Just watched the last ever episode of O.C. am devastated 4. Might take the dog out in a bit 5. gonna have scrambled duck eggs for breakfast Duck eggs, where you getting them from? mate of mine has an allotment, we get half a dozen hens eggs and three duck eggs off him each week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30175 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 He grows eggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 A duck's fanny. Strictly speaking Birds and Reptiles have a common orifice for waste products and sex/eggs which I don't think is the equivalent of the mammalian fanny. I know, monotremes have the same thing. It was a rather light-hearted answer though You could have said Duck's arse and been just as right (or wrong). What's it again? A 'cloacta' or something like that. I know that's what it's called (or similar) on a Platypus/Echidna. The things you remember, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 He grows eggs? keeps poultrey.....probably like Wacky and "grows" a bit of other stuff too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44179 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 A duck's fanny. Strictly speaking Birds and Reptiles have a common orifice for waste products and sex/eggs which I don't think is the equivalent of the mammalian fanny. I know, monotremes have the same thing. It was a rather light-hearted answer though You could have said Duck's arse and been just as right (or wrong). What's it again? A 'cloacta' or something like that. I know that's what it's called (or similar) on a Platypus/Echidna. The things you remember, eh? No. The things YOU remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 A duck's fanny. Strictly speaking Birds and Reptiles have a common orifice for waste products and sex/eggs which I don't think is the equivalent of the mammalian fanny. I know, monotremes have the same thing. It was a rather light-hearted answer though You could have said Duck's arse and been just as right (or wrong). What's it again? A 'cloacta' or something like that. I know that's what it's called (or similar) on a Platypus/Echidna. The things you remember, eh? No. The things YOU remember. Fair comment. I've seen an echidna in the wild btw. They're lush - a bit like a larger hedgehog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30175 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 1. I'm currently trying to fill in an application form for what would be my first proper job. 2. I was violently sick last night for no apparent reason. 3. Because I was sick my throat is killing me so I can't have a fag. 4. I'm quitting smoking on Monday. 5. From Monday all pubs and restaurants in Norn Iron will be smoke free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 1. I've just realised I've managed to put coffee rings on a 120-year old book from the library. Oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 1. Just got up out of bed. 2. Going into the shower in a minute 3. Might pop down into connexions in Gateshead and look at the vacancies. 4. Going round 2 my Grandma's later for my tea. 5. Hopefully have my second driving lesson later on tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 1. done some washing 2. took the dog out 3. bored 4. trying to figure out how I can go out tonight with no money 5. scrambled duck eggs went down very nicely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 1. Fairly pissed off with work. 2. Fairly pissed off with the lad I'm supposed to be tutoring, who hasn't turned up, with no explanation. 3. A weekend of drudgery beckons.. 4. Should get the keys to wor new house a week today. 5. Haven't time to do much about it what with work piling up around my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44179 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 1. Fairly pissed off with work. And you haven't even started in accountancy yet. Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 1. I'm currently trying to fill in an application form for what would be my first proper job. 2. I was violently sick last night for no apparent reason. 3. Because I was sick my throat is killing me so I can't have a fag. 4. I'm quitting smoking on Monday. 5. From Monday all pubs and restaurants in Norn Iron will be smoke free. How long till that's enforced here? Is it this year? Good I say, as an ex-smoker, I'm qualified to say a lot of smokers are inconsiderate. You don't realise how horrible the smell is till you chuck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 1. I'm currently trying to fill in an application form for what would be my first proper job. 2. I was violently sick last night for no apparent reason. 3. Because I was sick my throat is killing me so I can't have a fag. 4. I'm quitting smoking on Monday. 5. From Monday all pubs and restaurants in Norn Iron will be smoke free. How long till that's enforced here? Is it this year? Good I say, as an ex-smoker, I'm qualified to say a lot of smokers are inconsiderate. You don't realise how horrible the smell is till you chuck it. July I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 1. I'm currently trying to fill in an application form for what would be my first proper job. 2. I was violently sick last night for no apparent reason. 3. Because I was sick my throat is killing me so I can't have a fag. 4. I'm quitting smoking on Monday. 5. From Monday all pubs and restaurants in Norn Iron will be smoke free. How long till that's enforced here? Is it this year? Good I say, as an ex-smoker, I'm qualified to say a lot of smokers are inconsiderate. You don't realise how horrible the smell is till you chuck it. 1st July. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I reckon it's July...not sure though... anyone in a better position to advise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Is it July? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I thought it was July... I may be wrong though. Anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 July i've just been told Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 1) Im not selling me leathers n lid on ebay 2) instead im gona have me own bike 3) the hand bag party was shittier then it sounds 4) Im horned to fook but wouldnt touch the latest offerings if I was a dead woman 5) i keep thinging of that utube post on her about Peaerl collecting her rent and I laugh to myself I want my MONEY!!! its tickeled me more then the need a oo joke nad that tickled me a cany bit 6)im away to bed soon with me pizza night night everyone not ike there is anyone here not evern a hedgehog the neet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 7) I held a toad tonight or it might hav bee a frog, duno which ill show u a pic when im arsed to fuck round with the wires etc dont think im scared o them anymore though well not when ifve had a babysham etc. anyone know the difference between a toad and afrog ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 toads are scared of pissed up birds while frogs arent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Im horned to fook Friendly with the wildlife is Toplass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 1. Bought some new football boots today, managed to loose one of the studs, but found it again. 2. Went to see Blades of Glory today, good movie. 3. Had my second driving lesson today. 4. Just got in from outside. 5. Going to spend the night watching Phone Booth on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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