five current facts about you!

[khay 10]

1) Im supposed to be going to a handbag party tonight

 

2) I dont want to go to a handbag party

 

3) I have thoosands of handbags

 

4) I need an excuse not to go

 

5) I cant think of an excuse

 

A handbag party?

[Guest Patrokles]

1) Im supposed to be going to a handbag party tonight

 

2) I dont want to go to a handbag party

 

3) I have thoosands of handbags

 

4) I need an excuse not to go

 

5) I cant think of an excuse

 

Just say you're starting to feel a bit ill and want to go to bed early to stave off any potential sickness.

[Guest Toplass-101]

My mate knows im fit n well though.

[Brock Manson 0]

1. I twatted Ulrika Johnson's son with a football today.

 

2. We found it hilarious.

 

3. Watched Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest in a free period.

 

4. Am incredibly pissed off at a comment from one of the neighbours.

 

5. Preparing for a german mock oral tomorrow.

[Guest Toplass-101]

1. I twatted Ulrika Johnson's son with a football today.

 

2. We found it hilarious.

 

3. Watched Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest in a free period.

 

4. Am incredibly pissed off at a comment from one of the neighbours.

 

5. Preparing for a german mock oral tomorrow.

 

6) Ive dumped my gf

 

7) my cars been nicked

[Radgina 1]

1. I twatted Ulrika Johnson's son with a football today.

 

2. We found it hilarious.

 

3. Watched Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest in a free period.

 

4. Am incredibly pissed off at a comment from one of the neighbours.

 

5. Preparing for a german mock oral tomorrow.

 

6) Ive dumped my gf

 

7) my cars been nicked

 

[Guest Toplass-101]

1. I twatted Ulrika Johnson's son with a football today.

 

2. We found it hilarious.

 

3. Watched Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest in a free period.

 

4. Am incredibly pissed off at a comment from one of the neighbours.

 

5. Preparing for a german mock oral tomorrow.

 

6) Ive dumped my gf

 

7) my cars been nicked

 

 

just notice that the gf was mentioned

[Radgina 1]

1. I'm bored

 

2. I'm skint so can't even go out for a drink

 

3. May have to resort to stealing some of wor lads cans out of the fridge when he goes out to play footy

 

4. Am really really really happy I am off work the mora

 

5. oops, just cracked open the first can

[Guest Toplass-101]

1. I'm bored

 

2. I'm skint so can't even go out for a drink

 

3. May have to resort to stealing some of wor lads cans out of the fridge when he goes out to play footy

 

4. Am really really really happy I am off work the mora

 

5. oops, just cracked open the first can

dont suppose ya wana come to a handbag party ? you could go instead of me

[Radgina 1]

1. I'm bored

 

2. I'm skint so can't even go out for a drink

 

3. May have to resort to stealing some of wor lads cans out of the fridge when he goes out to play footy

 

4. Am really really really happy I am off work the mora

 

5. oops, just cracked open the first can

dont suppose ya wana come to a handbag party ? you could go instead of me

 

cheers for the offer but I don't really "do" handbags, I try and put things in pockets as I always end up forgetting I took a handbag out and leaving them !!

Just say NO Linz, you know it's the only way

[Brock Manson 0]

1. I twatted Ulrika Johnson's son with a football today.

 

2. We found it hilarious.

 

3. Watched Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest in a free period.

 

4. Am incredibly pissed off at a comment from one of the neighbours.

 

5. Preparing for a german mock oral tomorrow.

 

6) Ive dumped my gf

 

7) my cars been nicked

 

 

just notice that the gf was mentioned

 

One ex I really never tire of hearing about.

[catmag 337]

1. I'm bored

 

2. I'm skint so can't even go out for a drink

 

3. May have to resort to stealing some of wor lads cans out of the fridge when he goes out to play footy

 

4. Am really really really happy I am off work the mora

 

5. oops, just cracked open the first can

dont suppose ya wana come to a handbag party ? you could go instead of me

 

Lewis isn't looking so well, Lins. You need to stay at home and look after him

[Guest Toplass-101]

1. I'm bored

 

2. I'm skint so can't even go out for a drink

 

3. May have to resort to stealing some of wor lads cans out of the fridge when he goes out to play footy

 

4. Am really really really happy I am off work the mora

 

5. oops, just cracked open the first can

dont suppose ya wana come to a handbag party ? you could go instead of me

 

cheers for the offer but I don't really "do" handbags, I try and put things in pockets as I always end up forgetting I took a handbag out and leaving them !!

Just say NO Linz, you know it's the only way

cant really just not go for no reason, she will have put food on etc. Ill go just tell the "handbag lady" to show me them all at once instead of having a feel of each one like you do at other ladies parties Ill buy one and come home.

[Radgina 1]

1. I'm bored

 

2. I'm skint so can't even go out for a drink

 

3. May have to resort to stealing some of wor lads cans out of the fridge when he goes out to play footy

 

4. Am really really really happy I am off work the mora

 

5. oops, just cracked open the first can

dont suppose ya wana come to a handbag party ? you could go instead of me

 

cheers for the offer but I don't really "do" handbags, I try and put things in pockets as I always end up forgetting I took a handbag out and leaving them !!

Just say NO Linz, you know it's the only way

cant really just not go for no reason, she will have put food on etc. Ill go just tell the "handbag lady" to show me them all at once instead of having a feel of each one like you do at other ladies parties Ill buy one and come home.

 

I have heard of jewelry parties, tupperware parties, make up parties and Ann Summers parties but I fear it's the first I have ever heard of a handbag party whatever will they think of next ???

[Guest Toplass-101]

1. I'm bored

 

2. I'm skint so can't even go out for a drink

 

3. May have to resort to stealing some of wor lads cans out of the fridge when he goes out to play footy

 

4. Am really really really happy I am off work the mora

 

5. oops, just cracked open the first can

dont suppose ya wana come to a handbag party ? you could go instead of me

 

cheers for the offer but I don't really "do" handbags, I try and put things in pockets as I always end up forgetting I took a handbag out and leaving them !!

Just say NO Linz, you know it's the only way

cant really just not go for no reason, she will have put food on etc. Ill go just tell the "handbag lady" to show me them all at once instead of having a feel of each one like you do at other ladies parties Ill buy one and come home.

 

I have heard of jewelry parties, tupperware parties, make up parties and Ann Summers parties but I fear it's the first I have ever heard of a handbag party whatever will they think of next ???

 

gawd knows. Shoe party ? that might be ok

[catmag 337]

1. I'm bored

 

2. I'm skint so can't even go out for a drink

 

3. May have to resort to stealing some of wor lads cans out of the fridge when he goes out to play footy

 

4. Am really really really happy I am off work the mora

 

5. oops, just cracked open the first can

dont suppose ya wana come to a handbag party ? you could go instead of me

 

cheers for the offer but I don't really "do" handbags, I try and put things in pockets as I always end up forgetting I took a handbag out and leaving them !!

Just say NO Linz, you know it's the only way

cant really just not go for no reason, she will have put food on etc. Ill go just tell the "handbag lady" to show me them all at once instead of having a feel of each one like you do at other ladies parties Ill buy one and come home.

 

I have heard of jewelry parties, tupperware parties, make up parties and Ann Summers parties but I fear it's the first I have ever heard of a handbag party whatever will they think of next ???

 

Virgin Vie parties are canny. As are candle parties

Edited April 26, 2007 by catmag

[Tooj 17]

From personal experience you can't go wrong with a good old Sexy Party.

[catmag 337]

From personal experience you can't go wrong with a good old Sexy Party.

 

With or without Tupperware?

[Tooj 17]

From personal experience you can't go wrong with a good old Sexy Party.

 

With or without Tupperware?

If by Tupperware you mean naked ladies, then the obvious answer is with.

[Radgina 1]

From personal experience you can't go wrong with a good old Sexy Party.

 

With or without Tupperware?

 

without I would hope

[The Fish 10865]

how about a normal run of the mill dinner party?

 

good food good wine and good conversation, it's all a growing lad needs

[ewerk 30642]

1. I'm bored

 

2. I'm skint so can't even go out for a drink

 

3. May have to resort to stealing some of wor lads cans out of the fridge when he goes out to play footy

 

4. Am really really really happy I am off work the mora

 

5. oops, just cracked open the first can

 

But you don't drink in the house do you?

[Lazarus 0]

1) Sorting some bootlegs ive downloaded into date order - taking fucking ages!

2) listening to the radio

3) debating whether or not to get a proper dab radio in the loft as i'm currently connected to the tv aerial.

4) ive bust the controller from the ps2 ive borrowed from a relative

5) just bought a replacement for a £5 from play.com

[Magma 0]

1. Watching Kerrang.

2. on msn

3. on myspace

4. feeling hungry

5. starting to get a numb bum

[GeordieMessiah 2]

1. Really not very happy with life at the moment

2. ...

 

Yeah, actually that basically sums the whole situation up.