GeordieMessiah 2 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 1. Saw a private memo addressed to my boss today which reveals who in my company is getting the chop. 2. Really fucked off about it. 3. Can't think of much else at the moment. 4. She really is the devil. 5. Everything's turning to shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44167 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 1. Saw a private memo addressed to my boss today which reveals who in my company is getting the chop. 2. Really fucked off about it. 3. Can't think of much else at the moment. 4. She really is the devil. 5. Everything's turning to shit. Sounds like it's time for a spot of GM brown-nosing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44167 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 1. Saw a private memo addressed to my boss today which reveals who in my company is getting the chop. 2. Really fucked off about it. 3. Can't think of much else at the moment. 4. She really is the devil. 5. Everything's turning to shit. Sounds like it's time for a spot of GM brown-nosing. Just read on NO that you're on the potential "get rids" list. Sorry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 1. Saw a private memo addressed to my boss today which reveals who in my company is getting the chop. 2. Really fucked off about it. 3. Can't think of much else at the moment. 4. She really is the devil. 5. Everything's turning to shit. Sounds like it's time for a spot of GM brown-nosing. Just read on NO that you're on the potential "get rids" list. Sorry! What I've not mentioned either is that my job's not being deleted but it does look like I'll have to apply for it again AT A LOWER SALARY LEVEL. What a bunch of bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44167 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 1. Saw a private memo addressed to my boss today which reveals who in my company is getting the chop. 2. Really fucked off about it. 3. Can't think of much else at the moment. 4. She really is the devil. 5. Everything's turning to shit. Sounds like it's time for a spot of GM brown-nosing. Just read on NO that you're on the potential "get rids" list. Sorry! What I've not mentioned either is that my job's not being deleted but it does look like I'll have to apply for it again AT A LOWER SALARY LEVEL. What a bunch of bastards. Armed with that info, you should be looking around as of today for alternative employment. What is it that you do again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 1. Saw a private memo addressed to my boss today which reveals who in my company is getting the chop. 2. Really fucked off about it. 3. Can't think of much else at the moment. 4. She really is the devil. 5. Everything's turning to shit. Sounds like it's time for a spot of GM brown-nosing. Just read on NO that you're on the potential "get rids" list. Sorry! What I've not mentioned either is that my job's not being deleted but it does look like I'll have to apply for it again AT A LOWER SALARY LEVEL. What a bunch of bastards. Armed with that info, you should be looking around as of today for alternative employment. What is it that you do again? I will be, don't worry about that! Will see what's out there. *sigh* What a kick in the nuts though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44167 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 1. Saw a private memo addressed to my boss today which reveals who in my company is getting the chop. 2. Really fucked off about it. 3. Can't think of much else at the moment. 4. She really is the devil. 5. Everything's turning to shit. Sounds like it's time for a spot of GM brown-nosing. Just read on NO that you're on the potential "get rids" list. Sorry! What I've not mentioned either is that my job's not being deleted but it does look like I'll have to apply for it again AT A LOWER SALARY LEVEL. What a bunch of bastards. Armed with that info, you should be looking around as of today for alternative employment. What is it that you do again? I will be, don't worry about that! Will see what's out there. *sigh* What a kick in the nuts though. Aye, it's a pisser mate, but you're in an advantageous position to the others that don't know yet. I would be stopping all working activities and updating my CV and sending it out places as of today. Don't use your work email obviously (a lad at my place did that recently and was out the door on his ear). You could also tell everyone else that was on the list and have Mutiny Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 you could take this opportunity to go for a job that you normally wouldn't... Surf Coaching in Bali, football trainer in the states, olive picker in Italy try moving house? go for a mad-cap drive across the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44167 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 1. My plans to do some work to make the day pass quicker are crumbling. 2. I can see today dragging as a result. 3. The canteen opens in half an hour and I'm considering a bacon sarnie. 4. I had Coco Shreddies for breakfast already, so I'm basically just being a pig. 5. Home time seems like a lifetime away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 (edited) 1. I've just had a mini-crisis as my hairdresser is fully booked today and I seriously need to get rid of this colour. 2. I have just had a cinnamon and raisin bagel and some strawberries for breakfast. 3. I'm going to see Mika tomorrow 4. I've got a stray eyelash in my eye and it's driving me mental. 5. Keeping a surprise holiday a secret from my dad is proving to be difficult as no-one can find his passport Edited February 23, 2007 by catmag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44167 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 5. Keeping a surprise holiday a secret from my dad is proving to be difficult as no-one can find his passport Where are yous off, ginga moggie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 5. Keeping a surprise holiday a secret from my dad is proving to be difficult as no-one can find his passport Where are yous off, ginga moggie? Gran Canaria on Monday morning (his birthday) Just the two of them. Bastids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 OH, and........ ginga moggie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44167 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Lucky barstewards. I assume you mean your ma and pa, and not dad and Pedro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44167 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 OH, and........ ginga moggie? Change your photo in your profile to a ginga one to give us all a laugh, Spuggy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 (edited) OH, and........ ginga moggie? Change your photo in your profile to a ginga one to give us all a laugh, Spuggy! Ferk you!! Sat here giggling like a loon after receiving something in the post from our very own Jamaican/Northern Irish/Mancunian nutcase. Thanks Sam Edited February 23, 2007 by catmag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 OH, and........ ginga moggie? Change your photo in your profile to a ginga one to give us all a laugh, Spuggy! Ferk you!! Sat here giggling like a loon after receiving something in the post from our very own Jamaican/Northern Irish/Mancunian nutcase. Thanks Sam No problem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 And it's a pleasure, Catherine! Have you worked out that I really really want your postman to think you're a complete weirdo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Who says he doesnt already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 And it's a pleasure, Catherine! Have you worked out that I really really want your postman to think you're a complete weirdo! Yes, and I think you may have succeeded. So far I've been a Dame, had a prisoner number and am now The President of the Lenny Henry Fan Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Who says he doesnt already. That's very true. One would assume he does of course. I'm just making damn sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Who says he doesnt already. Oy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 And it's a pleasure, Catherine! Have you worked out that I really really want your postman to think you're a complete weirdo! Yes, and I think you may have succeeded. So far I've been a Dame, had a prisoner number and am now The President of the Lenny Henry Fan Club. "Not quite a rags to riches story going on here" thinks Postie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 And it's a pleasure, Catherine! Have you worked out that I really really want your postman to think you're a complete weirdo! Yes, and I think you may have succeeded. So far I've been a Dame, had a prisoner number and am now The President of the Lenny Henry Fan Club. "Not quite a rags to riches story going on here" thinks Postie. I'm surprised the postman can read his writing tbh. It's like a spider got very drunk, fell into an ink well and staggered across the paper before dying in a heap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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