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1. I just baked a tray of flapjacks and they are goooood.

 

2. I also just booked my trip home for the Man City game at the end of March.

 

3. I was surprised to note that BA are stopping their Newcastle-Gatwick route, which is being picked up by jet2 instead. Since jet2 are charging more than BA ever did, I'll be slumming it on a (still not exactly cheap) GNER jobby instead. Oh well.

 

4. I'm considering selling vast swathes of my Eurovision collection on eBay since some people appear to be stupid enough to pay good money for it.

 

5. I just now received a spam with the subject line "Drugs for long fucking".

 

Cookies tbh

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3. I was surprised to note that BA are stopping their Newcastle-Gatwick route, which is being picked up by jet2 instead. Since jet2 are charging more than BA ever did, I'll be slumming it on a (still not exactly cheap) GNER jobby instead. Oh well.

 

 

I would have thought a responsible Guardian reading puff like you would have been more conscious of his carbon footprint. Internal flights indeed! ;)

 

Pssht. If I don't buy the ticket some Telegraph-reading het will only do it instead. Might as well get the benefit. :rolleyes:

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3. I was surprised to note that BA are stopping their Newcastle-Gatwick route, which is being picked up by jet2 instead. Since jet2 are charging more than BA ever did, I'll be slumming it on a (still not exactly cheap) GNER jobby instead. Oh well.

 

 

I would have thought a responsible Guardian reading puff like you would have been more conscious of his carbon footprint. Internal flights indeed! ;)

 

Pssht. If I don't buy the ticket some Telegraph-reading het will only do it instead. Might as well get the benefit. :rolleyes:

 

Well you better get back in line or I'm confiscating your sandals.

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3. I was surprised to note that BA are stopping their Newcastle-Gatwick route, which is being picked up by jet2 instead. Since jet2 are charging more than BA ever did, I'll be slumming it on a (still not exactly cheap) GNER jobby instead. Oh well.

 

 

I would have thought a responsible Guardian reading puff like you would have been more conscious of his carbon footprint. Internal flights indeed! ;)

 

Pssht. If I don't buy the ticket some Telegraph-reading het will only do it instead. Might as well get the benefit. :rolleyes:

 

Well you better get back in line or I'm confiscating your sandals.

 

But... but... how will I walk half the length of the country whilst flaying myself then? :)

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3. I was surprised to note that BA are stopping their Newcastle-Gatwick route, which is being picked up by jet2 instead. Since jet2 are charging more than BA ever did, I'll be slumming it on a (still not exactly cheap) GNER jobby instead. Oh well.

 

 

I would have thought a responsible Guardian reading puff like you would have been more conscious of his carbon footprint. Internal flights indeed! :D

 

Pssht. If I don't buy the ticket some Telegraph-reading het will only do it instead. Might as well get the benefit. :D

 

Well you better get back in line or I'm confiscating your sandals.

 

But... but... how will I walk half the length of the country whilst wanking myself then? B)

 

Surely thats illegal. But kudos for being able to keep it up for the full length of the country.

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1. I just baked a tray of flapjacks and they are goooood.

 

Bastard. B)

 

1. I'm meeting Bowling For Soup tomorrow.

 

2. I'm driving to hockey tonight (:D).

 

3. Me lass has told me that she's fed up of her 'innocent girl' image.

 

4. I have a philosophy essay which I can't bring myself to do.

 

5. My cat headbutted me in the groin. :D

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1. I just baked a tray of flapjacks and they are goooood.

 

Bastard. :(

 

1. I'm meeting Bowling For Soup tomorrow.

 

2. I'm driving to hockey tonight (:D).

 

3. Me lass has told me that she's fed up of her 'innocent girl' image.

 

4. I have a philosophy essay which I can't bring myself to do.

 

5. My cat headbutted me in the groin. :razz:

 

 

Justice for 1-3 tbh :DB)

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1. I just baked a tray of flapjacks and they are goooood.

 

Bastard. :ithankyou:

 

1. I'm meeting Bowling For Soup tomorrow.

 

2. I'm driving to hockey tonight (B)).

 

3. Me lass has told me that she's fed up of her 'innocent girl' image.

 

4. I have a philosophy essay which I can't bring myself to do.

 

5. My cat headbutted me in the groin. :(

 

 

Justice for 1-3 tbh :D:razz:

 

:D

 

We used to have a rabbit and a cat at home, the rabbit bullied the shit out of the cat, he kept headbutting it in the arse.

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1. I just baked a tray of flapjacks and they are goooood.

 

Bastard. :wub:

 

1. I'm meeting Bowling For Soup tomorrow.

 

2. I'm driving to hockey tonight (:razz:).

 

3. Me lass has told me that she's fed up of her 'innocent girl' image.

 

4. I have a philosophy essay which I can't bring myself to do.

 

5. My cat headbutted me in the groin. :ithankyou:

 

 

Justice for 1-3 tbh :D:(

 

:D

 

We used to have a rabbit and a cat at home, the rabbit bullied the shit out of the cat, he kept headbutting it in the arse.

B)

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4. I have a philosophy essay which I can't bring myself to do.

 

 

 

whats your essay on?

 

"Analyse and evaluate the distinctive contributions to religious language of 1) Analogy and 2) Language games"

 

*Yawn*

:D

 

Piece of piss! It's just monotonous so I'm off to go watch Reading get humped by ManUre. :D

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1. After living in squalor for 6 years I finally got round to getting a plasterer in for a quote. :(

 

2. Today I found out smaller Argos stores have the entire catalogue in store, but don't stock half of what's in it. :razz:

 

3. I've made a lovely chicken dinner which I am now eating with a can of Stella and the match on telly. B)

 

4. They've made me team leader while the real one is away for a few weeks. :D

 

5. Last night I bandaged a serious head wound. :D

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1) Ive got brain freeze from eating an icecream too fast.

 

2) Im contemplating going out with a guy, but he is a cockney and I duno if I could stand the sound of his voice.

 

3) Im going to get ready now, as Im being picked up at 7pm.

 

4) Its been a lovely drying day today.

 

5) Can't wait to see the girls tonight, Ive missed em.

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1) Ive got brain freeze from eating an icecream too fast.

 

2) Im contemplating going out with a guy, but he is a cockney and I duno if I could stand the sound of his voice.

 

3) Im going to get ready now, as Im being picked up at 7pm.

 

4) Its been a lovely drying day today.

 

5) Can't wait to see the girls tonight, Ive missed em.

 

 

Most painful thing in the world, ever!

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1) Ive got brain freeze from eating an icecream too fast.

 

2) Im contemplating going out with a guy, but he is a cockney and I duno if I could stand the sound of his voice.

 

3) Im going to get ready now, as Im being picked up at 7pm.

 

4) Its been a lovely drying day today.

 

5) Can't wait to see the girls tonight, Ive missed em.

 

 

Most painful thing in the world, ever!

You told me that thing you went to the clinic for was?

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1) Ive got brain freeze from eating an icecream too fast.

 

2) Im contemplating going out with a guy, but he is a cockney and I duno if I could stand the sound of his voice.

 

3) Im going to get ready now, as Im being picked up at 7pm.

 

4) Its been a lovely drying day today.

 

5) Can't wait to see the girls tonight, Ive missed em.

 

 

Most painful thing in the world, ever!

You told me that thing you went to the clinic for was?

 

 

:D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you said you wouldnt tell anyone!

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1. Going to watch Hot Fuzz at 9.

2. Got an orange t-shirt to wear at work.

3. Made Thai green Curry for tea.

4. Doing some Project work for uni.

5. Getting a new manager at work in the next couple of weeks as current one is moving to glasgow.

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1. I really need to tidy up

2. I'm drinking a rather nice bottle of 1664

3. I'm nibbling at a bag of Haribo Sour Mix

4. Man flu is beginning to kick in

5. I need to find myself somewhere else to live :D

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1. I really need to tidy up

2. I'm drinking a rather nice bottle of 1664

3. I'm nibbling at a bag of Haribo Sour Mix

4. Man flu is beginning to kick in

5. I need to find myself somewhere else to live :D

 

 

Fucking tease! :D

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I'm drinking lager and eating a Cadburys Star Bar whilst listening to the boxing on the radio, because I can't be arsed to go downstairs and watch it on TV

 

I should be doing some work for my dissertation

 

I should be doing some work on my essay on 1960s protests

 

I should be doing some work on my History Book review

 

I can't think of a fifth fact

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I'm drinking lager and eating a Cadburys Star Bar whilst listening to the boxing on the radio, because I can't be arsed to go downstairs and watch it on TV

 

I should be doing some work for my dissertation

 

I should be doing some work on my essay on 1960s protests

 

I should be doing some work on my History Book review

 

I can't think of a fifth fact

 

I do see a common theme here...

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