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my eyes sting

my hairs flopped

my moblie pings (gona switch the fuka off soon)

my tits still sparkle

my feet are putting in these shoes

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1. I'm drinking mint flavoured hot chocolate and it's making me want to go to sleep.

 

2. You can cut the atmosphere in here with a knife as the resident dragon of a night-sister is on one and we're all suffering as a consequence. I'm currently hiding from her in the office after pissing her off.

 

3. Florence has the lurgy so I have to ring the vets when I get home.

 

4. I have 4 birthdays to buy for in the next 2 weeks.

 

5. My hair has developed a mind of it's own and has spent all night trying to escape from my stupid hat.

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5. My hair has developed a mind of it's own and has spent all night trying to escape from my stupid hat.

 

You have to wear your cap? ;)

 

1. I'm letting my hair grow longer and hate this stage.

 

2. The word filter between my brain and mouth is currently non functional especially while at work.

 

3. I have over 80 hours of personal time available that I cannot touch.

 

4. I had to flush almost $2500 worth of morphine down the loo tonight.

 

5. My eldest son brought a failing grade in algebra up to an A this marking term which (much to Craig's amusement apparently) is going to cost me a fair bit.

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1. I'm here after not being here for the past 4 days and it's doing my head in.

2. I'm suffering unbearable headaches at the strangest time!

3. I've finally got the violent femmes out of my head.

4. I'm playing stick cricket.

5. Both my football games today (lunch and evening) have been cancelled.

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3. Florence has the lurgy so I have to ring the vets when I get home.

 

 

;) What's up with her?

 

She's had an allergic reaction to something and has broken out in sores all under her chin and down her front. They started to heal fine but they're now obviously irritating her because yesterday she went mental crying and scratching them until she was bleeding. I just had to bathe them with antiseptic and make a lampshade collar out of a cereal box for her til I get home this morning.

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Awww. ;) One of my mam's cats has an allergic reaction to something or other and gets a swollen bottom lip from time to time (looks like he's done himself up with lippy) and they have some cream that they put on it, so hopefully they'll give you something like that. Hope she's alreet when you get home anyway.

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Awww. :razz: One of my mam's cats has an allergic reaction to something or other and gets a swollen bottom lip from time to time (looks like he's done himself up with lippy) and they have some cream that they put on it, so hopefully they'll give you something like that. Hope she's alreet when you get home anyway.

 

Cheers, me too. She'd done it on Sunday night while I was here too and then obviously gone to sleep on my clean white duvet. I thought there's been some kind of cat massacre when I got home yesterday ;)

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1) I'm eating 3 crumpets for breakfast, 3!

2) My tea mug was hand painted in Viet Nam.

3) Still reflecting on Saturday when i went to Ikea for 4 hours and managed to not buy anything. A truly courageous and difficult act.

4) I'm wondering how the insides of cupboards i never open still manage to get dusty ;)

5) I'll have to go to the gym today (see point 1).

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I've got a cat staying with me over the weekend ;)

I'm starting my new job today

I'm listening to a radio "breakfast show" for the first time in years

I've lost my grey trousers

I made a parma ham, parmesan and lettuce sandwich last night for lunch today.

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1. I've Just Got Up

 

2. Avoided A Major Disaster While Having The Early Morning Piss But Managed To Control It ;)

 

3. Scranning On Some Crunchy Nut

 

4. My Soprano's poster has fell down again. :razz:

 

5. It's me birthday next week. :razz:

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1. Im just going to get myself a bowl of chocolate mini weetabix with hot milk :razz:

 

2. Off to bed after cos im knackered

 

3. I am sat amongst piles of boxes :icon_lol: Last thing to pack will be my PC of course :icon_lol:

 

4. There is a dangermouse video on my desk :o Wondering where the hell that was found!! :razz:

 

5. And yes, I've already cleaned my toilet this morning ;)

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