@yourservice 67 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 a wanna caravan for me maa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 my eyes sting my hairs flopped my moblie pings (gona switch the fuka off soon) my tits still sparkle my feet are putting in these shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 ohnmy farts are fucking wiked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake 0 Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 ohnmy farts are fucking wiked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 Such a lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3361 Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 I want to know how her "tits still sparkle"? Post Christmas tinsel maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 1. I'm drinking mint flavoured hot chocolate and it's making me want to go to sleep. 2. You can cut the atmosphere in here with a knife as the resident dragon of a night-sister is on one and we're all suffering as a consequence. I'm currently hiding from her in the office after pissing her off. 3. Florence has the lurgy so I have to ring the vets when I get home. 4. I have 4 birthdays to buy for in the next 2 weeks. 5. My hair has developed a mind of it's own and has spent all night trying to escape from my stupid hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 5. My hair has developed a mind of it's own and has spent all night trying to escape from my stupid hat. You have to wear your cap? 1. I'm letting my hair grow longer and hate this stage. 2. The word filter between my brain and mouth is currently non functional especially while at work. 3. I have over 80 hours of personal time available that I cannot touch. 4. I had to flush almost $2500 worth of morphine down the loo tonight. 5. My eldest son brought a failing grade in algebra up to an A this marking term which (much to Craig's amusement apparently) is going to cost me a fair bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3361 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 1. I'm here after not being here for the past 4 days and it's doing my head in. 2. I'm suffering unbearable headaches at the strangest time! 3. I've finally got the violent femmes out of my head. 4. I'm playing stick cricket. 5. Both my football games today (lunch and evening) have been cancelled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44949 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 3. Florence has the lurgy so I have to ring the vets when I get home. What's up with her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 3. Florence has the lurgy so I have to ring the vets when I get home. What's up with her? She's had an allergic reaction to something and has broken out in sores all under her chin and down her front. They started to heal fine but they're now obviously irritating her because yesterday she went mental crying and scratching them until she was bleeding. I just had to bathe them with antiseptic and make a lampshade collar out of a cereal box for her til I get home this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44949 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Awww. One of my mam's cats has an allergic reaction to something or other and gets a swollen bottom lip from time to time (looks like he's done himself up with lippy) and they have some cream that they put on it, so hopefully they'll give you something like that. Hope she's alreet when you get home anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3361 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Gemmill is obviously missing them and readying himself for your next trip away Cath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Awww. One of my mam's cats has an allergic reaction to something or other and gets a swollen bottom lip from time to time (looks like he's done himself up with lippy) and they have some cream that they put on it, so hopefully they'll give you something like that. Hope she's alreet when you get home anyway. Cheers, me too. She'd done it on Sunday night while I was here too and then obviously gone to sleep on my clean white duvet. I thought there's been some kind of cat massacre when I got home yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44949 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Silence ginger bonce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3361 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Silence ginger bonce. Morning precious, sweet dreams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Gemmill is obviously missing them and readying himself for your next trip away Cath Nah, he teaches them too many bad habits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missed Sticks 0 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 1) I'm eating 3 crumpets for breakfast, 3! 2) My tea mug was hand painted in Viet Nam. 3) Still reflecting on Saturday when i went to Ikea for 4 hours and managed to not buy anything. A truly courageous and difficult act. 4) I'm wondering how the insides of cupboards i never open still manage to get dusty 5) I'll have to go to the gym today (see point 1). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10859 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 I've got a cat staying with me over the weekend I'm starting my new job today I'm listening to a radio "breakfast show" for the first time in years I've lost my grey trousers I made a parma ham, parmesan and lettuce sandwich last night for lunch today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 I have just got into work I have sat down to a Hot Chocolate and a Muffin I was meant to be sitting a first aid course but I managed to get out of it I am booking a flight to Dublin for a stag do The music in here is driving me mad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 I'm just about to have a shower. I'm playing football tonight. I'm Sexy. I got my hair cut on friday. I'm going to play some PES this afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 1. I've Just Got Up 2. Avoided A Major Disaster While Having The Early Morning Piss But Managed To Control It 3. Scranning On Some Crunchy Nut 4. My Soprano's poster has fell down again. 5. It's me birthday next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 2. Avoided A Major Disaster While Having The Early Morning Piss But Managed To Control It Double Streams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 2. Avoided A Major Disaster While Having The Early Morning Piss But Managed To Control It Double Streams? I wish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 1. Im just going to get myself a bowl of chocolate mini weetabix with hot milk 2. Off to bed after cos im knackered 3. I am sat amongst piles of boxes Last thing to pack will be my PC of course 4. There is a dangermouse video on my desk Wondering where the hell that was found!! 5. And yes, I've already cleaned my toilet this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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