Walliver 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 1) I took all my unwanted Christmas presents to a charity shop today. I could only find one that was open. 2) I'm trying to tidy my flat today as I have nothing else to do. My room is a complete mess, the kitchen is a tip (because the one guy staying here over Christmas doesn't seem to have done any washing up) and the bathroom's a bit messy. Sound like fun. 3) I also have to buy some food today because I don't think I have much/any in the flat. Skips and twin fizzy cherries won't last forever. 4) My phone is buggered. I have a Soby Ericsson and the joystick rarely ever works. It's very annoying. 5) My internet is buggered. Every now and then it doesn't want to load pages for no particular reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 1) I had a dodgy curry out tonight and have subsequently been throwing up. two bacardi breezers too many me thinks I was drinking water ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 5) I own 8 Cradle of Filth albums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 5) I own 8 Cradle of Filth albums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 1. Just put 2 items on eBay, 10p listing day ! 2. Memory card for my phone arrived today after waiting ages, and the fecker doesn't fit ! (see fact 1.) 3. In laws are fucking off to Spain for a couple of months today, thank fuck ! 4. Popping round my sister's house shortly to play on my nephew's Wii. 5. Have discovered that Stagg Chilli gives me the most incredible wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 1. Just put 2 items on eBay, 10p listing day ! 2. Memory card for my phone arrived today after waiting ages, and the fecker doesn't fit ! (see fact 1.) 3. In laws are fucking off to Spain for a couple of months today, thank fuck ! 4. Popping round my sister's house shortly to play on my nephew's Wii. 5. Have discovered that Stagg Chilli gives me the most incredible wind. Whyyy did they have to call it STAGGG? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gram 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 1. Currently typing this while I have a dump 2. I have got a load of work that has been doing my head in done but still got more to do 3. Mate just texted to say Curry at his in Wakefield at 6 then train to piss up in Huddersfield 4. I need a shower 5. I am listening to Arthur Lee and Love once again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 1) I had a dodgy curry out tonight and have subsequently been throwing up. 2) I spent £40 in hmv today. 3) Where I bought the Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly album for me lass, who typically looked in my hmv bag and said "ooo you'll have to let me borrow it". So much for the fucking surprise. 4) My knees hurt. 5) I own 8 Cradle of Filth albums. Thats what you get for sucking people off for £40 HMV vouchers.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 1) I had a dodgy curry out tonight and have subsequently been throwing up. 2) I spent £40 in hmv today. 3) Where I bought the Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly album for me lass, who typically looked in my hmv bag and said "ooo you'll have to let me borrow it". So much for the fucking surprise. 4) My knees hurt. 5) I own 8 Cradle of Filth albums. Thats what you get for sucking people off for £40 HMV vouchers.. Im not even going to ridicule the Cradle of Filth comment.. 1. I am enjoying a glass of Lemonade 2. Currently Listening to No Rain, by Blind Melon 3. Am going to watch Never Mind The Buzzcocks in a minute 4. Am currently aquiring every Beatles album, bar the White one, as i already have it 5. My socks are hacky, so im going to take them off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djimi 0 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 1. anoyed cause r game was called off 2. went to see are rivals instead 3. was good cause i got to yell dogs abuse at there keeper 4. got to drink most of the day 5. now watching the simpsons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10859 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 (edited) 1. anoyed cause r game was called off 2. went to see are rivals instead 3. was good cause i got to yell dogs abuse at there keeper 4. got to drink most of the day 5. now watching the simpsons 1. annoyed cause our game was called off 2. went to see our rivals instead 3. was good cause I got to yell dogs abuse at their keeper 4. got to drink most of the day 5. now watching the simpsons Please, for the love of Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all the orphans, improve your use of the English Language!! I'm not expecting beautifully crafted prose, but at least use simple words at the right time? ffs Edited December 30, 2006 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 1. anoyed cause r game was called off 2. went to see are rivals instead 3. was good cause i got to yell dogs abuse at there keeper 4. got to drink most of the day 5. now watching the simpsons 1. annoyed cause our game was called off 2. went to see our rivals instead 3. was good cause I got to yell dogs abuse at their keeper 4. got to drink most of the day 5. now watching the simpsons Please, for the love of Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all the orphans, improve your use of the English Language!! I'm not expecting beautifully crafted prose, but at least use simple words at the right time? ffs New world order in full affect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 1. anoyed cause r game was called off 2. went to see are rivals instead 3. was good cause i got to yell dogs abuse at there keeper 4. got to drink most of the day 5. now watching the simpsons 1. annoyed cause our game was called off 2. went to see our rivals instead 3. was good cause I got to yell dogs abuse at their keeper 4. got to drink most of the day 5. now watching the simpsons Please, for the love of Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all the orphans, improve your use of the English Language!! I'm not expecting beautifully crafted prose, but at least use simple words at the right time? ffs Lower case "L". ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10859 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Capitalisation for dramatic effect tbh. I've got no problem with typo-ing or mispellling more obscure words, but... come on. How can you mess up "our", "their" and the like? oh and p.s. 1) I've been bothered by dumbing down all day. From tv shows my sister has watched, to the butchering of the english language on here. 2) I did however enjoy Steve Irwin's thing on itv earlier. 3) I now have zero plans for NYE 4) I'm hungry 5) people bother me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 I've got no problem with typo-ing or mispellling more obscure words, but... come on. How can you mess up "our", "their" and the like? Agreed, it boils my piss too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 I've got no problem with typo-ing or mispellling more obscure words, but... come on. How can you mess up "our", "their" and the like? Agreed, it boils my piss too. I can see a Hungerford in you's two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10859 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Crockers of Hungerford, classic genltemen's leather shoes? well I do favour the bespoke footwear, I have to admit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 I've got no problem with typo-ing or mispellling more obscure words, but... come on. How can you mess up "our", "their" and the like? Agreed, it boils my piss too. I can see a Hungerford in you's two Why not, it might improve the gene pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Crockers of Hungerford, classic genltemen's leather shoes? well I do favour the bespoke footwear, I have to admit. hmmm you can fool others but not me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10859 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 I really think I could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 I really think I could. I smell a fish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10859 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 I smell Prawn... well it's either that or a rancid twat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djimi 0 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 1. anoyed cause r game was called off 2. went to see are rivals instead 3. was good cause i got to yell dogs abuse at there keeper 4. got to drink most of the day 5. now watching the simpsons 1. annoyed cause our game was called off 2. went to see our rivals instead 3. was good cause I got to yell dogs abuse at their keeper 4. got to drink most of the day 5. now watching the simpsons Please, for the love of Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all the orphans, improve your use of the English Language!! I'm not expecting beautifully crafted prose, but at least use simple words at the right time? ffs to put it bluntly piss off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 1. anoyed cause r game was called off 2. went to see are rivals instead 3. was good cause i got to yell dogs abuse at there keeper 4. got to drink most of the day 5. now watching the simpsons 1. annoyed cause our game was called off 2. went to see our rivals instead 3. was good cause I got to yell dogs abuse at their keeper 4. got to drink most of the day 5. now watching the simpsons Please, for the love of Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all the orphans, improve your use of the English Language!! I'm not expecting beautifully crafted prose, but at least use simple words at the right time? ffs to put it bluntly piss off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 1. anoyed cause r game was called off 2. went to see are rivals instead 3. was good cause i got to yell dogs abuse at there keeper 4. got to drink most of the day 5. now watching the simpsons 1. annoyed cause our game was called off 2. went to see our rivals instead 3. was good cause I got to yell dogs abuse at their keeper 4. got to drink most of the day 5. now watching the simpsons Please, for the love of Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all the orphans, improve your use of the English Language!! I'm not expecting beautifully crafted prose, but at least use simple words at the right time? ffs to put it bluntly piss off tbh only jokin, Happy New year....bejeeeeezus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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