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You're McCartney by the way.

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Bit harsh given his ex- wife's not got a sweetleftpeg...

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;) Mrs SLP?

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He met her in the 60's at the hop

 

 

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His names Obafemi Martins,

Been seen in Eldon Gardens

He's not from here-ia

He's from Nigeria

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Fixed. Like Lennon and McCartney bouncing the ideas off one another.

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His name is Obafemi

he's quicker than Craig Bellamy

He's not from round here-ia

He's from Nigeria

 

 

Ringo to the rescue

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We've got Obafemi

He's faster than Bellamy

He older than god

But quick as a hot rod

 

Stock Aikman and Waterman butcher job

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We've got Oba-femi

Quicker than Craig Bellamy

He's not from here-ia

He's from Nigeria

 

(Slight rework to more like the old classic, courtesy of G Harrison :blink: )

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Oba-goal, Oba-goal

Oba Oba Goal

He gets the ball and scores a goal

Oba Oba Goal

 

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Obafemi scores another,

He's older than my mother

He's ninety five

and still alive....

 

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His name is OB1

Scoring goals for fun,

He's older than yoda

He drives a skoda....

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Oba-goal, Oba-goal

Oba Oba Goal

He gets the ball and scores a goal

Oba Oba Goal

 

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Obafemi scores another,

He's older than my mother

He's ninety five

and still alive....

 

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His name is OB1

Scoring goals for fun,

He's older than yoda

He drives a skoda....

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Quality.

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To the tune of Sewwwwwpa!  Sewpa Kev:

 

O-ba.  Obagoal.

O-ba.  Obagoal.

O-ba.  Obagoal.

Obafemi Martins.

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Obagol tbh

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I was worried about copyright. I want to keep the royalties.

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He's black, he's great,

he might be twenty-eight,

Martins, Martins

A swiz! A con!,

we thought he was twenty-one

Martins, Martins

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:blink: that's gerld...

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh Obafemi it's for you that our dubious 4-5-1 system has been created

Aaaaaaaaaaaand if you achieve a decent strike rate perhaps our thirst for silverware will be sated

La la la la la la la la

Lalalalala

La la la la la

Even if you are a darkie

 

That'll dee.

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emm what's the tune?

 

(god i pisses me off when people type out chants without the music! :blink: )

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you don't like this "rap" crap then ?

 

Good man. I reckon sutty's songs are top quality and I look forward to singing them, unless of course he's shite, like Luque

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh Obafemi it's for you that our dubious 4-5-1 system has been created

Aaaaaaaaaaaand if you achieve a decent strike rate perhaps our thirst for silverware will be sated

La la la la la la la la

Lalalalala

La la la la la

Even if you are a darkie

 

That'll dee.

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emm what's the tune?

 

(god i pisses me off when people type out chants without the music! :blink: )

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you don't like this "rap" crap then ?

 

Good man. I reckon sutty's songs are top quality and I look forward to singing them, unless of course he's shite, like Luque

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And you'll claim that you said he'd be shite all along of course.

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh Obafemi it's for you that our dubious 4-5-1 system has been created

Aaaaaaaaaaaand if you achieve a decent strike rate perhaps our thirst for silverware will be sated

La la la la la la la la

Lalalalala

La la la la la

Even if you are a darkie

 

That'll dee.

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emm what's the tune?

 

(god i pisses me off when people type out chants without the music! :blink: )

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you don't like this "rap" crap then ?

 

Good man. I reckon sutty's songs are top quality and I look forward to singing them, unless of course he's shite, like Luque

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And you'll claim that you said he'd be shite all along of course.

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Haven't seen him play for us yet. I'll let you know as soon as I decide though.

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I love the way Leazes reckons he's some sort of sage on the basis that he said N'Zogbia would be class and Souness wouldn't work out. I suppose they are the only two predictions he's made. Oh, apart from Taylor being a future England captain :blink:

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I love the way Leazes reckons he's some sort of sage on the basis that he said N'Zogbia would be class and Souness wouldn't work out. I suppose they are the only two predictions he's made. Oh, apart from Taylor being a future England captain :blink:

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I am.

 

Don't bother mentioning Bellamy is great [when he signed], Kluivert will be shite, Souness should go [and some said different, ie Gemmil and Craig for instance],

Rob Lee and Steve Howey would play for England :-) [yes I know this board didn't exist then], Imre Varadi couldn't lace Peter Beardsleys boots.....etc etc etc Boumsong wasn't good enough for the premiership.

 

Basically, I'm usually right.

 

I think Taylor will be a Newcastle Captain, whether he will play for England depends on whoever else comes through, but I think he is or will be as good as some centre halfs that have played in the past.

 

Actually, predicting Zoggy's success was very easy, and obvious immediately IMO, so why didn't you do it ?

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I love the way Leazes reckons he's some sort of sage on the basis that he said N'Zogbia would be class and Souness wouldn't work out. I suppose they are the only two predictions he's made. Oh, apart from Taylor being a future England captain :blink:

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I am.

 

Don't bother mentioning Bellamy is great [when he signed], Kluivert will be shite, Souness should go [and some said different, ie Gemmil and Craig for instance],

Rob Lee and Steve Howey would play for England :-) [yes I know this board didn't exist then], Imre Varadi couldn't lace Peter Beardsleys boots.....etc etc etc Boumsong wasn't good enough for the premiership.

 

Basically, I'm usually right.

 

I think Taylor will be a Newcastle Captain, whether he will play for England depends on whoever else comes through, but I think he is or will be as good as some centre halfs that have played in the past.

 

Actually, predicting Zoggy's success was very easy, and obvious immediately IMO, so why didn't you do it ?

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Pretty sure the temporary board was being used when Zoggy first started playing. I'll have a hunt through and see what people thought of him :lol:

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I love the way Leazes reckons he's some sort of sage on the basis that he said N'Zogbia would be class and Souness wouldn't work out. I suppose they are the only two predictions he's made. Oh, apart from Taylor being a future England captain :blink:

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I am.

 

Don't bother mentioning Bellamy is great [when he signed], Kluivert will be shite, Souness should go [and some said different, ie Gemmil and Craig for instance],

Rob Lee and Steve Howey would play for England :-) [yes I know this board didn't exist then], Imre Varadi couldn't lace Peter Beardsleys boots.....etc etc etc Boumsong wasn't good enough for the premiership.

 

Basically, I'm usually right.

 

I think Taylor will be a Newcastle Captain, whether he will play for England depends on whoever else comes through, but I think he is or will be as good as some centre halfs that have played in the past.

 

Actually, predicting Zoggy's success was very easy, and obvious immediately IMO, so why didn't you do it ?

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Pretty sure the temporary board was being used when Zoggy first started playing. I'll have a hunt through and see what people thought of him :lol:

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I predict if you find anything by me, it will be saying how good I think he will be :blush:

 

PS unless of course you change it ...

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