A man goes to the Doctors....

[JawD 99]

and when he gets there he unzips and pulls out his penis.

 

The Dr stares and after a short while says "Im baffled ... you have an orange penis and Im totally baffled by it"

 

"Does anyone else in your family have this condition?" the Dr asked

 

"No, no one" that man replies concerned

 

"Well do you handle any chemicals at work?" The Dr asked trying to get to the bottom of the problem...

 

"No, I dont Work" the man replied

 

"Well, what do you do all day then?" the Dr asks

 

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"Oh, I mostly sit at home watching porn and eating wotsits"

 

 

 

[Southern Geordie 1]

That was more of a cryptic clue puzzle than a gag!

[curry stained pilchard 0]

So what did the doctor say to you when you told him that?

[bobbyshinton 59]

So what did the doctor say to you when you told him that?

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I take it you found my OLD threads on N-O

[Lazarus 0]

So what did the doctor say to you when you told him that?

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I take it you found my OLD threads on N-O

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No - he found the stone tablets that rob w had written.

[adios 717]

No - he found the stone tablets that rob w had written.

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I'm more worried about the tablets he appears to have eaten.

Edited August 25, 2006 by ObaGol