peasepud 59 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Following on from the Hypothetical Question and Is it only Tuesday? threads. What would you do to get away from your life of drudgery and toil? WOuld you do something ridiculous for a million quid? would you commit a crime for a serious amount of cash and if so, which one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46016 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Am I guaranteed to be successful in commission of the crime and to get away Scot-free? If so I'd commit some sort of internet skullduggery against a faceless corporation, snaffle £1m off them and not have to worry about anyone losing their job, suffering any psychological distress etc. etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Can you guarantee I won't get any begging letters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 23, 2006 Author Share Posted August 23, 2006 IM not going through this whole loop hole malarky again No guarantees, no nothings. What you do doesnt have to be illegal, offensive or exciting. Heres my list of things and their prices: Fraud against a faceless company: £2 million Topping an unknown person: £50million Topping a Toontastic member: £2.32 Appear in gay porn (giving not receiving): half a million (shut your eyes and dont have a reach around and you could convince yourself!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46016 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I'll take the fraud option. Although I could quite fancy being a hitman for a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I'd be willing to accept £1m to release Garraway from my basement and back to her family. No less though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I'd go for the fraud option too...most people i know with pots of money are fraudsters or at the very least 'a bit dodgy' Its always the decent honest people that work hard that are skint I nearly resorted to phoning Quizmania at 3am the other morning to try and win the 40,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I'd be willing to accept £1m to release Garraway from my basement and back to her family. No less though. 183429[/snapback] Not after i've give her a seeing to of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I dream about some unknown relative pegging it and leaving me his/her entire MASSIVE fortune!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 (edited) I'd never kill someone for money, I'd rather be poor in this life and rich in the next (well unless they were a right cunt, then I might). I'd have no problem stealing from or defrauding a huge corporation who won't really miss it depending on the risks and possible rewards. Edited August 23, 2006 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I'd never kill someone for money, I'd rather be poor in this life and rich in the next (well unless they were a right cunt, then I might). I'd have no problem stealing from or defrauding a huge corporation who won't really miss it depending on the risks and possible rewards. 183455[/snapback] If I told you there was no afterlife, would that change things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 IM not going through this whole loop hole malarky again No guarantees, no nothings. What you do doesnt have to be illegal, offensive or exciting. Heres my list of things and their prices: Fraud against a faceless company: £2 million Topping an unknown person: £50million Topping a Toontastic member: £2.32 Appear in gay porn (giving not receiving): half a million (shut your eyes and dont have a reach around and you could convince yourself!). 183427[/snapback] Toplass have a deep voice then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 (edited) IM not going through this whole loop hole malarky again No guarantees, no nothings. What you do doesnt have to be illegal, offensive or exciting. Heres my list of things and their prices: Fraud against a faceless company: £2 million Topping an unknown person: £50million Topping a Toontastic member: £2.32 Appear in gay porn (giving not receiving): half a million (shut your eyes and dont have a reach around and you could convince yourself!). 183427[/snapback] Toplass have a deep voice then? 183460[/snapback] Hairy arse. I'm now officially dead btw. Edited August 23, 2006 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Ther is this huge big fat monging bloke in our office. You can literally smell him coming down the room and he always has some sort of food stain on his chin, a too tight shirt or t-shirt and the obligatory trousers pulled up to his chin with his belt.....we play "how much would it take for you to have carnal knowledge" !! on bad days I would do him for 100,000... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I'd willingly become a hitwoman and have several of my work colleagues as my victims for all of £20 at the moment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I'd willingly become a hitwoman and have several of my work colleagues as my victims for all of £20 at the moment... 183885[/snapback] I dunno....600 quid down on your wages and you turn into Leon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I'd willingly become a hitwoman and have several of my work colleagues as my victims for all of £20 at the moment... 183885[/snapback] Surely you'd just given extra shifts to cover their disappearances ? You've not thought this one through properly, have you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I'd willingly become a hitwoman and have several of my work colleagues as my victims for all of £20 at the moment... 183885[/snapback] Surely you'd just given extra shifts to cover their disappearances ? You've not thought this one through properly, have you ? 183894[/snapback] Aha!! BUT! I'd then flee the country and go to the Maldives where I would set up my first-aid hut on the beach treating sunburn and insect bites for no more than food and accomodation as wages. They'd never find me to make me come back and work the extra shifts! Unless they're reading this, of course... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 24, 2006 Author Share Posted August 24, 2006 I'd willingly become a hitwoman and have several of my work colleagues as my victims for all of £20 at the moment... 183885[/snapback] Surely you'd just given extra shifts to cover their disappearances ? You've not thought this one through properly, have you ? 183894[/snapback] Aha!! BUT! I'd then flee the country and go to the Maldives where I would set up my first-aid hut on the beach treating sunburn and insect bites for no more than food and accomodation as wages. They'd never find me to make me come back and work the extra shifts! Unless they're reading this, of course... 183898[/snapback] Best play safe then,bump off everyone whos read this thread. What thread? I aint seen nowt guv'nor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3961 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 I'd top 99% of all politicians for 2S6d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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