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a girl i know did a blue poo once after drinking too much blue caraco

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I once thought I'd need a trip to casualty until I realised I'd eaten a lot of beetroot.

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:blush: How much beetroot are we talking about? Curiouser and curiouser.

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Tbh a trip to casualty because of a beetroot is not something i would talk about in public. :blush:

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Alex never did mention which hole he was consuming it through.

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a girl i know did a blue poo once after drinking too much blue caraco

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I once thought I'd need a trip to casualty until I realised I'd eaten a lot of beetroot.

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:blush: How much beetroot are we talking about? Curiouser and curiouser.

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About 3 medium ones. Of the fresh rather than pickled variety. Blue Curacao is 80's-tastic btw.

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I've been to Curacao. :panic: I didn't drink any of that muck there though. Or eat enough beetroot to turn my shite red, for that matter. :blush:

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I bet you've had a cocktail with Cointreau in at some point though.

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That's a very strange bet to be making. :blush:

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Can't you see the relevance here? :blush:

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On youtube? :blush:

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i take it youtube is a sanitised video site for kids then, thought I couldn't find anything good on there the other night! :blush:

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You're not allowed girl nipples, or genetalia. But scat is rife.

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No. :blush:

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Cointreau is a brand of Curacao. The blue stuff tastes the same but it's just coloured for cheesey looking cocktails. It was originally made from the rind of oranges from Curacao. It's also known as Triple Sec. I save these snippets of useless trivia just for you, you know.

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Scat?

 

 

On youtube? :blush:

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i take it youtube is a sanitised video site for kids then, thought I couldn't find anything good on there the other night! :blush:

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You're not allowed girl nipples, or genetalia. But scat is rife.

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no nips or flaps? jesus, thats off my favourites now then!

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No. :blush:

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Cointreau is a brand of Curacao. The blue stuff tastes the same but it's just coloured for cheesey looking cocktails. It was originally made from the rind of oranges from Curacao. It's also known as Triple Sec. I save these snippets of useless trivia just for you, you know.

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gay barman tbh

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No. :blush:

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Cointreau is a brand of Curacao. The blue stuff tastes the same but it's just coloured for cheesey looking cocktails. It was originally made from the rind of oranges from Curacao. It's also known as Triple Sec. I save these snippets of useless trivia just for you, you know.

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:blush: You are an absolute gimp! :blush:

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No. :blush:

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Cointreau is a brand of Curacao. The blue stuff tastes the same but it's just coloured for cheesey looking cocktails. It was originally made from the rind of oranges from Curacao. It's also known as Triple Sec. I save these snippets of useless trivia just for you, you know.

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gay barman tbh

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It's lush on the rocks man! Cointreau that is.

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No. :blush:

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Cointreau is a brand of Curacao. The blue stuff tastes the same but it's just coloured for cheesey looking cocktails. It was originally made from the rind of oranges from Curacao. It's also known as Triple Sec. I save these snippets of useless trivia just for you, you know.

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gay barman tbh

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It's lush on the rocks man! Cointreau that is.

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talking of being a gay, i was filling up when i say that little scaredy cat kid cry on X factor on saturday.

 

i was drinking a beer while i watched it though

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Wonder what number he'll get, if he signs that is.

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It'll be interesting if he doesn't take the No. 9 shirt, if he signs that is...

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He normal wears the number 30 for inter and did again this pre-season.

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I was thinking more along the lines of the No. 9 shirt still being vacant. Ya get mae?

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Wonder what number he'll get, if he signs that is.

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It'll be interesting if he doesn't take the No. 9 shirt, if he signs that is...

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He normal wears the number 30 for inter and did again this pre-season.

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I was thinking more along the lines of the No. 9 shirt still being vacant. Ya get mae?

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whatcha talking about willis?

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Wonder what number he'll get, if he signs that is.

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It'll be interesting if he doesn't take the No. 9 shirt, if he signs that is...

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He normal wears the number 30 for inter and did again this pre-season.

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I was thinking more along the lines of the No. 9 shirt still being vacant. Ya get mae?

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whatcha talking about willis?

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Aye i get what yer meaning but i was just saying that he has preference for the number 30. There for him not taking the number nine might have nothing to do with getting another striker.

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Wonder what number he'll get, if he signs that is.

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It'll be interesting if he doesn't take the No. 9 shirt, if he signs that is...

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He normal wears the number 30 for inter and did again this pre-season.

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I was thinking more along the lines of the No. 9 shirt still being vacant. Ya get mae?

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whatcha talking about willis?

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Aye i get what yer meaning but i was just saying that he has preference for the number 30. There for him not taking the number nine might have nothing to do with getting another striker.

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keeping that shirt for ronaldo tbh

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So we're signing Martins then?

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Source? :blush:

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ted/5270960.stm

 

Inter Milan striker Obafemi Martins says he is about to secure a move to Premiership side Newcastle United.

 

"I'm close to moving to Newcastle despite all the initial setbacks," the 21-year-old Nigeria international told BBC Sport on Monday.

 

"Eighty percent of the deal with Newcastle is completed."

 

Martins has been unsettled since the club brought in Sweden's Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Argentine Hernan Crespo to strengthen their forward line.

 

Martins' agent Patrick Bastianelli met Newcastle officials over the weekend to complete transfer negotiations.

 

A fee of £10.9m ($20.6m) is said to have been agreed between both sides.

 

Martins said Newcastle's determination to sign him had played a major part in his decision to join the Magpies.

 

"Playing in the Premiership has been a long-term ambition and I am extremely delighted with the prospect of concluding that in the next couple of days," he added.

 

Newcastle refused to comment on Martins' claims while Inter said there was "no news" on any developments but that the Premiership side had made an inquiry about the player.

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Supposedly Newcastle officials are flying out to Milan to complete the deal this evening.  Would be nice.  We're not bothering with a medical, Freddy's just gonna do the cough test on him.

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There's an image. :blush:

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