curry stained pilchard 0 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Wonder what number he'll get, if he signs that is. 182688[/snapback] It'll be interesting if he doesn't take the No. 9 shirt, if he signs that is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 a girl i know did a blue poo once after drinking too much blue caraco 182670[/snapback] I once thought I'd need a trip to casualty until I realised I'd eaten a lot of beetroot. 182721[/snapback] How much beetroot are we talking about? Curiouser and curiouser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42649 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Someone was saying the other day that he's always wore the number 30 - a blatant double bluff btw to make people think he's younger than he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3855 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 a girl i know did a blue poo once after drinking too much blue caraco 182670[/snapback] I once thought I'd need a trip to casualty until I realised I'd eaten a lot of beetroot. 182721[/snapback] I was once so pissed on pernod and blackcurrant I convinced myself I had shit a kidney out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Worried about Portsmouth tbh, they have LOTS OF CASH, and the prospect of playing with Campbell instead of Bramble might tempt him. 182710[/snapback] I think that would be more pertinent if he were a young centre-back. As a forward, I'd far rather be playing alongside Emre, Duff, Solano, N'Zogbia, Milner, Parker, eventually Owen, than Todorov and Koroman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42649 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 How did this become a shitting thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42649 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Worried about Portsmouth tbh, they have LOTS OF CASH, and the prospect of playing with Campbell instead of Bramble might tempt him. 182710[/snapback] I think that would be more pertinent if he were a young centre-back. As a forward, I'd far rather be playing alongside Emre, Duff, Solano, N'Zogbia, Milner, Parker, eventually Owen, than Todorov and Koroman. 182735[/snapback] I think the on the end was to signify that he was less than 100% serious. ;) Just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 How did this become a shitting thread? 182736[/snapback] the longer it goes on, it'll start to resemble a shitting it thread, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 31 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Worried about Portsmouth tbh, they have LOTS OF CASH, and the prospect of playing with Campbell instead of Bramble might tempt him. 182710[/snapback] I think that would be more pertinent if he were a young centre-back. As a forward, I'd far rather be playing alongside Emre, Duff, Solano, N'Zogbia, Milner, Parker, eventually Owen, than Todorov and Koroman. 182735[/snapback] ...although partnering his fellow countryman Kanu might influence him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVKyLx-fFPo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Worried about Portsmouth tbh, they have LOTS OF CASH, and the prospect of playing with Campbell instead of Bramble might tempt him. 182710[/snapback] I think that would be more pertinent if he were a young centre-back. As a forward, I'd far rather be playing alongside Emre, Duff, Solano, N'Zogbia, Milner, Parker, eventually Owen, than Todorov and Koroman. 182735[/snapback] ...although partnering his fellow countryman Kanu might influence him. 182743[/snapback] Doesn't have any love whatsoever for his country's national football team, to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 a girl i know did a blue poo once after drinking too much blue caraco 182670[/snapback] I once thought I'd need a trip to casualty until I realised I'd eaten a lot of beetroot. 182721[/snapback] How much beetroot are we talking about? Curiouser and curiouser. 182729[/snapback] About 3 medium ones. Of the fresh rather than pickled variety. Blue Curacao is 80's-tastic btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVKyLx-fFPo 182745[/snapback] Considering the turn this thread has taken, that's most likely a scat video, so I'll stay clear. T-Keith = FILTHY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42649 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 a girl i know did a blue poo once after drinking too much blue caraco 182670[/snapback] I once thought I'd need a trip to casualty until I realised I'd eaten a lot of beetroot. 182721[/snapback] How much beetroot are we talking about? Curiouser and curiouser. 182729[/snapback] About 3 medium ones. Of the fresh rather than pickled variety. Blue Curacao is 80's-tastic btw. 182747[/snapback] I've been to Curacao. I didn't drink any of that muck there though. Or eat enough beetroot to turn my shite red, for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Scat? On youtube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21302 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 what's anal o's take on all of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42649 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 what's anal o's take on all of this? 182757[/snapback] Dan, you know you've hit rock bottom when the only place you can look for reassurance is to Alan Oliver. I suspect he'll be very bullish saying that Portsmouth have no chance of pipping us. Should Martins end up at Portsmouth it'll be because we "stepped aside". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Anal is currently busy checking through Martins family tree to see if he can connect him in any way whatsoever to Tyneside and therefore declare him a Geordie. If not, he'll start penning his 'Martins is a lazy mercenary foreign bastard' piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 what's anal o's take on all of this? 182757[/snapback] Dan, you know you've hit rock bottom when the only place you can look for reassurance is to Alan Oliver. I suspect he'll be very bullish saying that Portsmouth have no chance of pipping us. Should Martins end up at Portsmouth it'll be because we "stepped aside". 182764[/snapback] Dan may have been taking the piss tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 what's anal o's take on all of this? 182757[/snapback] On why this thread turned on to doing red shits whilst drinking curacao??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Wonder what number he'll get, if he signs that is. 182688[/snapback] It'll be interesting if he doesn't take the No. 9 shirt, if he signs that is... 182728[/snapback] He normal wears the number 30 for inter and did again this pre-season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21302 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 (edited) most of oliver's copy is drivel but he's usually the first man to know when a deal's been done. no doubt someone has told him something and he expects martins to sign by the end of the week. Edited August 22, 2006 by Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 a girl i know did a blue poo once after drinking too much blue caraco 182670[/snapback] I once thought I'd need a trip to casualty until I realised I'd eaten a lot of beetroot. 182721[/snapback] How much beetroot are we talking about? Curiouser and curiouser. 182729[/snapback] About 3 medium ones. Of the fresh rather than pickled variety. Blue Curacao is 80's-tastic btw. 182747[/snapback] I've been to Curacao. I didn't drink any of that muck there though. Or eat enough beetroot to turn my shite red, for that matter. 182750[/snapback] I bet you've had a cocktail with Cointreau in at some point though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42649 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 a girl i know did a blue poo once after drinking too much blue caraco 182670[/snapback] I once thought I'd need a trip to casualty until I realised I'd eaten a lot of beetroot. 182721[/snapback] How much beetroot are we talking about? Curiouser and curiouser. 182729[/snapback] About 3 medium ones. Of the fresh rather than pickled variety. Blue Curacao is 80's-tastic btw. 182747[/snapback] I've been to Curacao. I didn't drink any of that muck there though. Or eat enough beetroot to turn my shite red, for that matter. 182750[/snapback] I bet you've had a cocktail with Cointreau in at some point though. 182790[/snapback] That's a very strange bet to be making. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 a girl i know did a blue poo once after drinking too much blue caraco 182670[/snapback] I once thought I'd need a trip to casualty until I realised I'd eaten a lot of beetroot. 182721[/snapback] How much beetroot are we talking about? Curiouser and curiouser. 182729[/snapback] Tbh a trip to casualty because of a beetroot is not something i would talk about in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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