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What exactly does a degree in journalism teach you? How to write?

 

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Watch it... that was my degree at the said same village of the damned based university..

 

Ted Maul, it's a good course, I endured about 3 nights out there in 3 years. You can choose to specialise in TV, radio or print.

 

The shorthand was a voluntary course when I was there.

 

I somehow came out with a 2:1 and 70 WPM

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Got into Northumbria!

 

Briggs, I thought you applied to Teeside and cumbria?

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Leeds and Cumbria were my two choices but I want to stay up here so I applied to Sunderland through clearing.

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Got into Northumbria!

 

Briggs, I thought you applied to Teeside and cumbria?

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Leeds and Cumbria were my two choices but I want to stay up here so I applied to Sunderland through clearing.

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moving away would have been better for you in my opinion, you make genuine friends who share you interests/values/habits :(

 

rather than the mates you've been knocking about with since you were 6.

 

thos mates will still be there in three years time, so go and meet new people open your eyes to a tiny sliver of the world that exists outside NUFC's cachement area. :(

 

it also gets you pooooontang, cos chicks dig the geordie accent.

 

just ask J69 :lol:

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Open them you mincer!

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I can't; because I just KNOW I've failed Economics, as Tessa (the lass I have a thing for but she's just a mate) only got a C, and she's good at the subject, whereas I just called my teacher whatever colourful name popped into my head (he started it). :(

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TBH, whatever your a-level results, get on a course at uni, get a 2:1, and then 99percent of places will accept you onto any course you want as a mature student. I got horrendous A-Levels and got offered a place at medical school last year!

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TBH, whatever your a-level results, get on a course at uni, get a 2:1, and then 99percent of places will accept you onto any course you want as a mature student. I got horrendous A-Levels and got offered a place at medical school last year!

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change you sig man, it's fucking up peoples browsers.

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TBH, whatever your a-level results, get on a course at uni, get a 2:1, and then 99percent of places will accept you onto any course you want as a mature student. I got horrendous A-Levels and got offered a place at medical school last year!

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You've been offered a place in Medicine you mean?

 

 

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he'd be in charge of the Lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve monitor tbh

 

 

don't worry he'll soon be here to tell how fricking awesome he really is, how amazingly successful his sex life is and how fantabulous his personalised number plate is.

 

wotta knobhead.

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he'd be in charge of the Lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve monitor tbh

 

 

don't worry he'll soon be here to tell how fricking awesome he really is, how amazingly successful his sex life is and how fantabulous his personalised number plate is.

 

wotta knobhead.

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For once, I agree Fish mate.

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AAB

 

what are you planning to do with these?

 

Edit Just noticed AS levels.

 

I don't fully understand what that means... care to enlighten me?

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AAB

 

what are you planning to do with these?

 

Edit Just noticed AS levels.

 

I don't fully understand what that means... care to enlighten me?

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Basically re-confirms my choice of subjects for A-level. :(

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aye but do they affect the points thingy that gets you into Uni?

 

for example could you fuck up you AS levels and then storm you A-LEvels and get into Oxford, or do you need both?

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aye but do they affect the points thingy that gets you into Uni?

 

for example could you fuck up you AS levels and then storm you A-LEvels and get into Oxford, or do you need both?

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Just A levels count in terms of uni, but AS in those subjects for A level are looked at I believe. Ergo I was allowed to fuck up economics without cause for concern. :(

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whey, you needn't worry Brockles, according to popular belief, A-Levels are becoming increasingly easy as the years roll by, so next year when you take them (or when ever you take them) they'll be a shower mate.

 

and think on this, the job I'm doing for this year required no experience or qualifications... just charisma

 

and I don't even have much of that.

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you're pedantic Renton.

 

 

 

but in this instance I'll allow it.

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No, seriously, what place in medical school would J69 get?

 

Janitor?

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It fucking better not be Leeds. If it is, I'll steal his dinner money and flush his head down the toilet.

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It was the 4 year course at Newcastle, and it was last years intake. I turned it down on the realisation that every medical student I ever met was a bellend. They seem to think that once they set foot inside that classroom on the first day they are no longer human, but actually a messenger from the gods whose only purpose in life is to have a stethoscope sugically attached to their neck at all hours of the day, particularly whilst in the hospital canteen to alert others that

 

'I AM A DOCTOR'

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