snakehips 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Where where we? *adopts Leslie Philips mode* Well hellooooooo, Leesa Time we got to know one another a little better. I'm 6'2" tall. Athletic. 30-ish years old and a Libran. You? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 you missed out: "and fucking desperate" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 you missed out: "and fucking desperate" 178509[/snapback] and a compulsive liar!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 you missed out: "and fucking desperate" 178509[/snapback] and a compulsive liar!! 178510[/snapback] Shshshshshsh Jimbo! Desperate?? There's always room for one more in the harem! Well, I've been knocked back by all the chicks on here so far so I have to keep on trying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 A librarian? You sad bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 i used to go out with a lass called lisa many moons ago. She used to call her mam and dad by their first names, 'kath' and 'trevor' instead of 'mam' and 'dad'. wasnt adopted either. She was lush anarl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 i used to go out with a lass called lisa many moons ago. She used to call her mam and dad by their first names, 'kath' and 'trevor' instead of 'mam' and 'dad'. wasnt adopted either. She was lush anarl. 178517[/snapback] Me too, me too. Park Infants School in the late 60's (that's late 80's, Leesa, honest!). Lisa O'grady was Canadian and we were in love. She moved back to Canada and I was heartbroken Not sure if I ever recovered (I need a bosom to cry on NOW ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 A librarian? You sad bastard! 178516[/snapback] Best places to meet chicks: Libraries and supermarkets. FACTAMEETACHICK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 A librarian? You sad bastard! 178516[/snapback] Best places to meet chicks: Libraries and supermarkets. FACTAMEETACHICK! 178522[/snapback] Ohhhh we have a massive Asda opening down here on Thurs Snakey, just think of all the ladies that will be there! What a missed opportunity for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I still want to know do your hips move like a snake? 178529[/snapback] Snakes dont have hips tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 (edited) A librarian? You sad bastard! 178516[/snapback] Best places to meet chicks: Libraries and supermarkets. FACTAMEETACHICK! 178522[/snapback] Ohhhh we have a massive Asda opening down here on Thurs Snakey, just think of all the ladies that will be there! What a missed opportunity for you 178526[/snapback] Not to worry mon cher I spend my spare time hanging round the chilled cabinets at my local Safeway for the ladies to get a bit cold - if you know what I mean EDIT: Lord, I'm only joking by the way! That doesn't half sound dodgy!! Edited August 15, 2006 by snakehips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Is it me or do you try it on with every lass on this board snakey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 A librarian? You sad bastard! 178516[/snapback] Best places to meet chicks: Libraries and supermarkets. FACTAMEETACHICK! 178522[/snapback] Ohhhh we have a massive Asda opening down here on Thurs Snakey, just think of all the ladies that will be there! What a missed opportunity for you 178526[/snapback] Not to worry mon cher I spend my spare time hanging round the chilled cabinets for the ladies to get a bit cold - if you know what I mean Thats masculine that is. If I was Toonraider I'd be offended and probably feel compelled to post pics of my knockers to defeat the slur. 178531[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 Is it me or do you try it on with every lass on this board snakey? 178532[/snapback] God loves a trier Just a bit of fun. Anyway, don't knock it, you should see the pics I've been sent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 A librarian? You sad bastard! 178516[/snapback] Best places to meet chicks: Libraries and supermarkets. FACTAMEETACHICK! 178522[/snapback] Ohhhh we have a massive Asda opening down here on Thurs Snakey, just think of all the ladies that will be there! What a missed opportunity for you 178526[/snapback] Not to worry mon cher I spend my spare time hanging round the chilled cabinets for the ladies to get a bit cold - if you know what I mean Thats masculine that is. If I was Toonraider I'd be offended and probably feel compelled to post pics of my knockers to defeat the slur. 178531[/snapback] 178533[/snapback] Your edit fucked my post up. I'll expect an apology in due course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 I still want to know do your hips move like a snake? 178529[/snapback] Can I just establish one thing Leesa? Before I go any further, can you just confirm you are female????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 A librarian? You sad bastard! 178516[/snapback] Best places to meet chicks: Libraries and supermarkets. FACTAMEETACHICK! 178522[/snapback] Ohhhh we have a massive Asda opening down here on Thurs Snakey, just think of all the ladies that will be there! What a missed opportunity for you 178526[/snapback] Not to worry mon cher I spend my spare time hanging round the chilled cabinets for the ladies to get a bit cold - if you know what I mean Thats masculine that is. If I was Toonraider I'd be offended and probably feel compelled to post pics of my knockers to defeat the slur. 178531[/snapback] 178533[/snapback] Your edit fucked my post up. I'll expect an apology in due course. 178535[/snapback] Sorry! Now step aside lummox, you're cramping my style! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 Yes, my dear I am 100% all female 178538[/snapback] Why do I feel a little intimidated??? I've never felt intimidated by any woman before - ever!! Summat wrong somewhere What's the weather like in Seattle today? *Christ! Trying to get it on with a chick and the best I can do is 'how's the weather etc'!!!!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leesa 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Well to be honest it is not so great a day here. But what is the weather like there? I am coming to Newcastle in two weeks so I want nice weather dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 Well to be honest it is not so great a day here. But what is the weather like there? I am coming to Newcastle in two weeks so I want nice weather dammit! 178542[/snapback] You're here in two weeks?? I am leaving in two weeks *slaps head in frustration*!! You coming over to watch a game, or what? btw, weather here very autumnal (or Fall'll ?????? ) crap, in other words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leesa 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Yeah hope to see one....plans are to see them against Fulham. I think that is the only home game in the 3 weeks I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 Yeah hope to see one....plans are to see them against Fulham. I think that is the only home game in the 3 weeks I am there. 178546[/snapback] Oh well, hope you get to meet the gang. Exercise extreme caution if you do though, as they tell lies and some (well, most) smell really sniffy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Yeah hope to see one....plans are to see them against Fulham. I think that is the only home game in the 3 weeks I am there. 178546[/snapback] Oh well, hope you get to meet the gang. Exercise extreme caution if you do though, as they tell lies and some (well, most) smell really sniffy! 178548[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 Yeah hope to see one....plans are to see them against Fulham. I think that is the only home game in the 3 weeks I am there. 178546[/snapback] Oh well, hope you get to meet the gang. Exercise extreme caution if you do though, as they tell lies and some (well, most) smell really sniffy! 178548[/snapback] 178553[/snapback] Some even make lies up in articles and post them on websites Be wary...very wary!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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