bobbyshinton 59 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I promise I will not start the Smeeagain thing. I find this one funny as fuck. Do not want to piss people off, I know fun upsets some people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Post whatever the fook you like mate, as long as its not images of porn etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 Post whatever the fook you like mate, as long as its not images of porn etc... 177996[/snapback] Two Siamese twins go on holiday to the same resort in southern France every year. Unsurprisingly, the head waiter recognizes the conjoined brothers, and asks if they keep coming back for the weather. ‘Oh no,’ replies one of the twins, ‘Actually we burn quite easily.’ ‘Perhaps you are wine connoisseurs, then?’ wonders the waiter. ‘Again, no,’ says the other twin. ‘We’re both beer drinkers’ ‘I know!’ cries the waiter. ‘It must be the fine French food?’ ‘Actually,’ they say, shaking their heads, ‘We prefer English fish and chips.’ The waiter is astounded. ‘So what makes you come back year after year?’ ‘Well,’ says one twins, pointing to his brother. . . . . . . . . . ‘It’s the only chance our kid gets to drive.’ by that felt good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Post whatever the fook you like mate, as long as its not images of porn etc... 177996[/snapback] Two Siamese twins go on holiday to the same resort in southern France every year. 178027[/snapback] Shocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Post whatever the fook you like mate, as long as its not images of porn etc... 177996[/snapback] Two Siamese twins go on holiday to the same resort in southern France every year. 178027[/snapback] Shocking. 178032[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6707 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Post whatever the fook you like mate, as long as its not images of porn etc... 177996[/snapback] Two Siamese twins go on holiday to the same resort in southern France every year. 178027[/snapback] Shocking. 178032[/snapback] That's shocking tbh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Post whatever the fook you like mate, as long as its not images of porn etc... 177996[/snapback] Two Siamese twins go on holiday to the same resort in southern France every year. Unsurprisingly, the head waiter recognizes the conjoined brothers, and asks if they keep coming back for the weather. ‘Oh no,’ replies one of the twins, ‘Actually we burn quite easily.’ ‘Perhaps you are wine connoisseurs, then?’ wonders the waiter. ‘Again, no,’ says the other twin. ‘We’re both beer drinkers’ ‘I know!’ cries the waiter. ‘It must be the fine French food?’ ‘Actually,’ they say, shaking their heads, ‘We prefer English fish and chips.’ The waiter is astounded. ‘So what makes you come back year after year?’ ‘Well,’ says one twins, pointing to his brother. . . . . . . . . . ‘It’s the only chance our kid gets to drive.’ by that felt good 178027[/snapback] Yeah, keep on following me - you wont go far wrong. Posted this joke aaaaaaaaaaages ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Has the joke been posted yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Has the joke been posted yet? 178066[/snapback] I thought the joke was 'head waiter' tbh, but then it seems they werent joined at the head as later on they both shake their heads. I assume that they are joined at the hip and have two legs each, to enable either to safely operate both clutch and brake pedal. Can YOU spot the clue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Joined by their rather ample penises tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I sincerely don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I sincerely don't get it. 178087[/snapback] http://www.newcastle-online.com/ You'll find a warm welcome here tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I sincerely don't get it. 178087[/snapback] http://www.newcastle-online.com/ You'll find a warm welcome here tbh 178092[/snapback] You'd be surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Has the joke been posted yet? 178066[/snapback] I thought the joke was 'head waiter' tbh, but then it seems they werent joined at the head as later on they both shake their heads. I assume that they are joined at the hip and have two legs each, to enable either to safely operate both clutch and brake pedal. Can YOU spot the clue? 178081[/snapback] So no then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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