Talking during sex.

[DanTheMan 0]

In Lee Sharpe's autobiography, he tells a story about some Bradford City player (can't remember who). This lass asked him to 'talk to her' so his response?

 

'Why isn't there any Vimto in that vending machine?'

 

For the rest of his time at ther club, everyone put Vimto bottles in his locker as word spread round!

[Jusoda Kid 1]

I find "fuck me luv your dripping like a fucked fridge" or "Who's the fucking daddy?", whilst spanking their arse usually gets them going.

 

I've had to use "take it easy bitch thats my fucking dick" a few times when some bitch has been treating it like a fucking school yard skipping rope.

[Tom 14013]

25 seconds!!, thats a record love.....

[walkinthedog 0]

'You're not going anywhere love, you've had this coming to you for a long time, STOP FUCKING CRYING!!!'

 

Works everytime:)

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[walkinthedog 0]

I find a spot of self-flattery works well prior to a good wank.

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I'll have to try that.....gimme a minute.

[peasepud 59]

I definitely dont recommend "hey you wouldnt believe what happened to me today, well I was on me way back from the clap clinic when......."

[Tom 14013]

Is it in yet?

[peasepud 59]

or... "can you do that thing? you know the one that your sister does? thats amazing that is"

[The Fish 10963]

so, do you charge by the hour, or the load?

[walkinthedog 0]

while grinning at yourself in the mirror (what no mirror?) say 'who's the man? You're the man, no you're the man, my man - you are the man'.

 

[Mags 1]

so, do you charge by the hour, or the load?

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You taking notes? ) Coincidence? I think not!

[sammynb 3508]

I must be hanging with the wrong type of young ladies - well maybe the right type.

The language out of their mouths would make their mum blush!

(It's always the quiet ones that like it dorty.)

[sammynb 3508]

so, do you charge by the hour, or the load?

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You taking notes? ) Coincidence? I think not!

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mags

That's what the fish asks his dates?

[Mags 1]

so, do you charge by the hour, or the load?

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You taking notes? ) Coincidence? I think not!

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mags

That's what the fish asks his dates?

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One of our more unusual discussions recently involved this very topic.

[snakehips 0]

I find "fuck me luv your dripping like a fucked fridge" or "Who's the fucking daddy?", whilst spanking their arse usually gets them going.

 

I've had to use "take it easy bitch thats my fucking dick" a few times when some bitch has been treating it like a fucking school yard skipping rope.

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Priceless!

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*adopts Leslie Phillips mode*

 

Well hellooo, Leesa

[Renton 21983]

I find "fuck me luv your dripping like a fucked fridge" or "Who's the fucking daddy?", whilst spanking their arse usually gets them going.

 

I've had to use "take it easy bitch thats my fucking dick" a few times when some bitch has been treating it like a fucking school yard skipping rope.

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Priceless!

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*adopts Leslie Phillips mode*

 

Well hellooo, Leesa

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Well helllooooooooooooo Snakehips

 

Do your hips really move like a snake?

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His new one does apparently. They didn't screw it in properly.

[Holden McGroin 6783]

I normally talk to myself when wanking.Give it some angry talk and stare eye-to-eye.

 

Bring it.

[The Fish 10963]

I normally talk to myself when wanking.Give it some angry talk and stare eye-to-eye.

 

Bring it.

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a meeting of the minds, one might say

 

 

[Holden McGroin 6783]

I normally talk to myself when wanking.Give it some angry talk and stare eye-to-eye.

 

Bring it.

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a meeting of the minds, one might say

 

 

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The strange thing is the little fella normally wins. End up walking around like a blind-zombie trying to find a towel.

[snakehips 0]

I find "fuck me luv your dripping like a fucked fridge" or "Who's the fucking daddy?", whilst spanking their arse usually gets them going.

 

I've had to use "take it easy bitch thats my fucking dick" a few times when some bitch has been treating it like a fucking school yard skipping rope.

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Priceless!

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*adopts Leslie Phillips mode*

 

Well hellooo, Leesa

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Well helllooooooooooooo Snakehips

 

Do your hips really move like a snake?

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His new one does apparently. They didn't screw it in properly.

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Shshsh, you! I was in there an'all

[Ted Maul 0]

I make very little noise full stop during sex. While my lass is umming and ahhing away I lie there as mute as Charlie Chaplin.

[zico martin 90]

I normally talk to myself when wanking.Give it some angry talk and stare eye-to-eye.

 

Bring it.

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a meeting of the minds, one might say

 

 

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The strange thing is the little fella normally wins. End up walking around like a blind-zombie trying to find a towel.

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a towel? nah man dont you mean a sock?

[snakehips 0]

'I'm Spartacus!'

 

Works every time

[zico martin 90]

'I'm Spartacus!'

 

Works every time

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'here's johnny' ( before I had the snip obviously )

[manc-mag 1]

I recite one of HTT's posts. That or War and Peace cover to cover. Form a queue ladies.