manc-mag 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Dr Fox nailing a crab to the desk. The fucking mong. 176831[/snapback] Getting Gary Lineker and Phil Collins to do those fake ads for the charity Nonce-Sense was something else too Also, didn't the Daily Star have a massive pop at Chris Morris while having an 'article' / photo about Charlotte Church baps in the same edition when she was only aged 15 or 16? 176840[/snapback] To be fair, the Lineker bit in particular was the one bit that made me wonder whether some of the celeb soundbites were actually knowing, tongue in cheek participation. But apparently not. Which makes it complete genius for me. The bit where he's got his son on in front of the paedo (in the stocks) is class too-he's put out cos the paedo doesnt fancy his kid. Charlotte Church's baps are to be avoided at any age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44080 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Charlotte Church's baps are to be avoided at any age. 176877[/snapback] An issue of symmetry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 176873[/snapback] That's unbelievable man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 (edited) Dr Fox nailing a crab to the desk. The fucking mong. 176831[/snapback] "Paedophiles share more genes with crabs than they do humans - That's scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it but it is scientific fact" EDIT: Had to post this, one of my favourite Brass Eye clips. Edited August 14, 2006 by Ted Maul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Charlotte Church's baps are to be avoided at any age. 176877[/snapback] An issue of symmetry? 176879[/snapback] Marty Feldmans eyes tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 hate these polls, it's not "the funniest" it's "Whats popular at the moment you took this poll" one liners from british comedy and surprise surprise a Peter Kay line won it but nowt from Porridge? I'm just impressed that the entire list failed to be populated by clips from Little Britain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Charlotte Church's baps are to be avoided at any age. 176877[/snapback] An issue of symmetry? 176879[/snapback] Marty Feldmans eyes tbh. 176888[/snapback] Where is he these days anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Charlotte Church's baps are to be avoided at any age. 176877[/snapback] An issue of symmetry? 176879[/snapback] Marty Feldmans eyes tbh. 176888[/snapback] I wouldn't mind, as I would only be looking at one at a time ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I loved the bit with Phillipa Forrester (off Tomorrow's World FFS) saying that paedophiles could feel up kids through their computers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Completely rubbish list to be honest, some of the lines from Black Books, Spaced, Coupling, Peep Show crack me up much more than those and even they aren't the best from their respective shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 14, 2006 Author Share Posted August 14, 2006 I'm just impressed that the entire list failed to be populated by clips from Little Britain 176891[/snapback] If UK Gold don't have the rights to it, then it ain't funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Richard Blackwood talking about paedos being able to emitt a scent from the keyboard! Thge fucking moron. To think, I used to like him in 'Chef' an all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatful Of Hollow 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CBgIxA2umM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 14, 2006 Author Share Posted August 14, 2006 (edited) 4. Father TedFather Ted: "I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests... more drink?" 176673[/snapback] I'm just watching a bit father Ted here. I love the line Ted says when Jack dies and comes back to life... "So there he is, risen from the dead. Like....that fella......E.T." Edited August 14, 2006 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 We watched a whole series of Father Ted on the coach journey to Lourdes - topical if nothing else! The priest on board thought it was class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 That BBC Greatest Sitcom poll was a fucking joke. The "voted" top 10 were given a Saturday night each, with a special about the show and then a selected episode of it - but of course the BBC can't show Father Ted, so shunted it to number 11. Utterly transparent bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I'm gonna start using the word 'quadraspazzed' as EVERY opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 (edited) "hmmmm ladyboys" Edited August 15, 2006 by Jonny2J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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