The Fish 10963 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 ... at work? wasn't your fault? then you could be entitled to compensation. 177269[/snapback] hate those adverts.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 my knee slipped off the pedal I think I might have identified a problem...... 177256[/snapback] Radgina's a double amputee tbf. 177261[/snapback] That reminds me of a film I once watched.... 177265[/snapback] Anyone seen 'Boxing Helena' btw? Radgina on a bike! 177272[/snapback] ha bliddy ha...it was a poo faux...I meant me foot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 ha bliddy ha...it was a poo faux...I meant me foot.... 177278[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 was riding one of those "folding bike" type things and my knee slipped off the pedal and the little metal handle to lock and unlock the bike went stright into my knee , a few years later I was playing hockey and got two hockey sticks stright in my face at the same time...ended up with a broken nose and could not see for about a week as my eyes were swollen shut. I have also come off the back of a motocross bike and broke my coccyx , ripped my leg open jumping over a barbed wire fence whilst running away from the bizzy's ( after getting caught riding aforementioned motocross bikes) , been in two car crashes but only ended up with whiplash each time and a few minor scrapes..... Come to think of it there are afair few more...I am damn unlucky I am... 177246[/snapback] Those dead people are really looking out for you 177250[/snapback] Tell me about it... I also broke my ankle on the beach in Tossa de mar playing a game of football against a bunch of lads...this huge Bramblesque bloke took my foot one way and I went the other, nipped off to the medical centre, got it x-rayed and plastered up and I was back on the beach within an hour and a half with my leg up on a lilo and a jug of sangria to dull the pain... 177270[/snapback] mmmmm.....bikinis and plastercasts now. Stop it! I'm gonna start touching my front! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 my knee slipped off the pedal I think I might have identified a problem...... 177256[/snapback] Radgina's a double amputee tbf. 177261[/snapback] That reminds me of a film I once watched.... 177265[/snapback] That's the sort of stuff Toonraider watches with her husband - FACT! 177271[/snapback] please behave, one of our patients im looking after tonight is an amputee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 It's all about accessibility...... 177274[/snapback] Are you talking about the one where the amputated siamese twins marry the woman who loses her leg in a car accident involving a swan, and then has the other one removed for symmetry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 ha bliddy ha...it was a poo faux...I meant me foot.... 177278[/snapback] 177279[/snapback] Metro radio this morning...his wife calls them poo faux's instead of faux pas.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21983 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 was riding one of those "folding bike" type things and my knee slipped off the pedal and the little metal handle to lock and unlock the bike went stright into my knee , a few years later I was playing hockey and got two hockey sticks stright in my face at the same time...ended up with a broken nose and could not see for about a week as my eyes were swollen shut. I have also come off the back of a motocross bike and broke my coccyx , ripped my leg open jumping over a barbed wire fence whilst running away from the bizzy's ( after getting caught riding aforementioned motocross bikes) , been in two car crashes but only ended up with whiplash each time and a few minor scrapes..... Come to think of it there are afair few more...I am damn unlucky I am... 177246[/snapback] Those dead people are really looking out for you 177250[/snapback] Tell me about it... I also broke my ankle on the beach in Tossa de mar playing a game of football against a bunch of lads...this huge Bramblesque bloke took my foot one way and I went the other, nipped off to the medical centre, got it x-rayed and plastered up and I was back on the beach within an hour and a half with my leg up on a lilo and a jug of sangria to dull the pain... 177270[/snapback] mmmmm.....bikinis and plastercasts now. Stop it! I'm gonna start touching my front! 177280[/snapback] First chapter in Trainspotting, this charver lass has a plaster cast and shorts. There's an arrow written with a felt tip pointing at her groin, accompanied by the words "Insert penis here"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 ahhh, tin pot local radio. explains a lot tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21983 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 (edited) It's all about accessibility...... 177274[/snapback] Are you talking about the one where the amputated siamese twins marry the woman who loses her leg in a car accident involving a swan, and then has the other one removed for symmetry? 177282[/snapback] I was making it up - I don't watch FILTH like that! Edited August 14, 2006 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 All-time classic British novel tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 All-time classic British novel tbh 177288[/snapback] Trainspotting that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 was riding one of those "folding bike" type things and my knee slipped off the pedal and the little metal handle to lock and unlock the bike went stright into my knee , a few years later I was playing hockey and got two hockey sticks stright in my face at the same time...ended up with a broken nose and could not see for about a week as my eyes were swollen shut. I have also come off the back of a motocross bike and broke my coccyx , ripped my leg open jumping over a barbed wire fence whilst running away from the bizzy's ( after getting caught riding aforementioned motocross bikes) , been in two car crashes but only ended up with whiplash each time and a few minor scrapes..... Come to think of it there are afair few more...I am damn unlucky I am... 177246[/snapback] Those dead people are really looking out for you 177250[/snapback] Tell me about it... I also broke my ankle on the beach in Tossa de mar playing a game of football against a bunch of lads...this huge Bramblesque bloke took my foot one way and I went the other, nipped off to the medical centre, got it x-rayed and plastered up and I was back on the beach within an hour and a half with my leg up on a lilo and a jug of sangria to dull the pain... 177270[/snapback] mmmmm.....bikinis and plastercasts now. Stop it! I'm gonna start touching my front! 177280[/snapback] I might still have a photo somewhere...it was way way back in 1987...18 years old on my first sans parents holiday abroad...good old 18-30... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 It's all about accessibility...... 177274[/snapback] Are you talking about the one where the amputated siamese twins marry the woman who loses her leg in a car accident involving a swan, and then has the other one removed for symmetry? 177282[/snapback] I was making it up - I don't watch FILTH like that! 177287[/snapback] It's not filth, Jim Davidson's in it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21983 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Actually another Irvine Welsh novel examined the benefits of having sex with thalidomide victims and water melons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 was riding one of those "folding bike" type things and my knee slipped off the pedal and the little metal handle to lock and unlock the bike went stright into my knee , a few years later I was playing hockey and got two hockey sticks stright in my face at the same time...ended up with a broken nose and could not see for about a week as my eyes were swollen shut. I have also come off the back of a motocross bike and broke my coccyx , ripped my leg open jumping over a barbed wire fence whilst running away from the bizzy's ( after getting caught riding aforementioned motocross bikes) , been in two car crashes but only ended up with whiplash each time and a few minor scrapes..... Come to think of it there are afair few more...I am damn unlucky I am... 177246[/snapback] A Gatesheed lass been in two car crashes, whiplash both times..... Hello, claims direct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Actually another Irvine Welsh novel examined the benefits of having sex with thalidomide victims and water melons. 177294[/snapback] at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 was riding one of those "folding bike" type things and my knee slipped off the pedal and the little metal handle to lock and unlock the bike went stright into my knee , a few years later I was playing hockey and got two hockey sticks stright in my face at the same time...ended up with a broken nose and could not see for about a week as my eyes were swollen shut. I have also come off the back of a motocross bike and broke my coccyx , ripped my leg open jumping over a barbed wire fence whilst running away from the bizzy's ( after getting caught riding aforementioned motocross bikes) , been in two car crashes but only ended up with whiplash each time and a few minor scrapes..... Come to think of it there are afair few more...I am damn unlucky I am... 177246[/snapback] A Gatesheed lass been in two car crashes, whiplash both times..... Hello, claims direct? 177295[/snapback] which side of the river are you on matey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21983 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Actually another Irvine Welsh novel examined the benefits of having sex with thalidomide victims and water melons. 177294[/snapback] at the same time? 177296[/snapback] No, the water melon is for private use when the g/f isn't there. The guy gets paranoid when she asks what a watermelon is doing in thr fridge with three holes bored into it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Actually another Irvine Welsh novel examined the benefits of having sex with thalidomide victims and water melons. 177294[/snapback] at the same time? 177296[/snapback] No, the water melon is for private use when the g/f isn't there. The guy gets paranoid when she asks what a watermelon is doing in thr fridge with three holes bored into it...... 177298[/snapback] Not as worried as she was when she had a slice and found it tasted salty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Actually another Irvine Welsh novel examined the benefits of having sex with thalidomide victims and water melons. 177294[/snapback] at the same time? 177296[/snapback] No, the water melon is for private use when the g/f isn't there. The guy gets paranoid when she asks what a watermelon is doing in thr fridge with three holes bored into it...... 177298[/snapback] Not as worried as she was when she had a slice and found it tasted salty 177300[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 A Gatesheed lass been in two car crashes, whiplash both times..... Hello, claims direct? 177295[/snapback] which side of the river are you on matey... 177297[/snapback] I know, was gonna call you for some advice on nicking a car, got to get meself integrated with the lurcals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 (edited) A Gatesheed lass been in two car crashes, whiplash both times..... Hello, claims direct? 177295[/snapback] which side of the river are you on matey... 177297[/snapback] I know, was gonna call you for some advice on nicking a car, got to get meself integrated with the lurcals. 177303[/snapback] cars....pffft...that's amateur stuff that.... ( I know someone who could sort you out with some windows.... ) Edited August 14, 2006 by Radgina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 177302[/snapback] ..like you haven't tried it yerself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 177302[/snapback] ..like you haven't tried it yerself 177306[/snapback] I put vodka in my watermelon matey and nowt else.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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