curry stained pilchard 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 They should have called it Brace instead of Goal II. 174192[/snapback] Oh dear. Hat Trick to end the trilogy? 174195[/snapback] I thought that was too obvious, but well done for bringing it to the table G! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 (edited) Spin offs to include "Hit Bar", "Missed Penalty" and the more racy "Punched a Student Girl in the Face" Edited August 10, 2006 by Sima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 Spin offs to include "Hit Bar", "Missed Penalty" and the more racy "Punched a Student Girl in the Face" 174207[/snapback] and the adult version: Mobile phone up my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 In the original film, how did he get a passport to leave the U.S?? He went in as an illegal immigrant boy then left legitimately as a 20-ish lad Aaaaaand, Anna Friel was playing the skanky nurse (let's face it, all norses are skanky) of around 20-ish yet she must be almost 40 FFS!!! She must have given some head to get that part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44080 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Aaaaaand, Anna Friel was playing the skanky nurse (let's face it, all norses are skanky) of around 20-ish yet she must be almost 40 FFS!!! She must have given some head to get that part. 174214[/snapback] Cath gets back from France on Saturday. I'll be directing her to your comments about nurses. You can expect to DIE at the next pissup you attend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Aaaaaand, Anna Friel was playing the skanky nurse (let's face it, all norses are skanky) of around 20-ish yet she must be almost 40 FFS!!! She must have given some head to get that part. 174214[/snapback] Cath gets back from France on Saturday. I'll be directing her to your comments about nurses. You can expect to DIE at the next pissup you attend. 174221[/snapback] Bring it on! Mummy I'm a big boy now Maybe my definition of skanky is better than others??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21017 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 In the original film, how did he get a passport to leave the U.S?? He went in as an illegal immigrant boy then left legitimately as a 20-ish lad Aaaaaand, Anna Friel was playing the skanky nurse (let's face it, all norses are skanky) of around 20-ish yet she must be almost 40 FFS!!! She must have given some head to get that part. 174214[/snapback] First, he had to travel back to Mexico to pick up his passport. Second, Anna Friel has only just turned 31, and if you don't find her at least a bit attractive that makes you a hom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 In the original film, how did he get a passport to leave the U.S?? He went in as an illegal immigrant boy then left legitimately as a 20-ish lad Aaaaaand, Anna Friel was playing the skanky nurse (let's face it, all norses are skanky) of around 20-ish yet she must be almost 40 FFS!!! She must have given some head to get that part. 174214[/snapback] First, he had to travel back to Mexico to pick up his passport. Second, Anna Friel has only just turned 31, and if you don't find her at least a bit attractive that makes you a hom. 174319[/snapback] Anna Friel doing that lesbo snog in Brookie all those years ago...hubba hubba 31??? Thirty-fuckin-one???? I didn't realise she was 8 or 9 years younger than me! As for getting his passport, I must have missed that bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Thought he went to Real in the 3rd one? If there is a 3rd one I bet he dies. That means me school won't be in it anymore. 174032[/snapback] Wins the world cup for USA or Mexico, either way about as believable as the idea that we'd be able to find a young talent on a free transfer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 244 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Thought he went to Real in the 3rd one? If there is a 3rd one I bet he dies. That means me school won't be in it anymore. 174032[/snapback] Wins the world cup for USA or Mexico, either way about as believable as the idea that we'd be able to find a young talent on a free transfer. 174325[/snapback] The US will win the World Cup before the Green Rats. However they will not even be contenders until 2022-2026. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Still never seen the first one, absolutely no intention of doing so either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Goal 2 = Escape from the north east. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Apparently he isn't just a normal merc leaving us for the cash. He actually plays for Argentina in the world cup. W*nker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Apparently he isn't just a normal merc leaving us for the cash. He actually plays for Argentina in the world cup. W*nker. 175072[/snapback] Argentina? he's mexican... ruddy nora he's a shady character! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Still never seen the first one, absolutely no intention of doing so either! 174956[/snapback] IP ban, then public hanging tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 i thought it was canny. cheesy as fuck and utterly predictable but i loved the shots of the toon and tynemouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Aaaaaand, Anna Friel was playing the skanky nurse (let's face it, all norses are skanky) of around 20-ish yet she must be almost 40 FFS!!! She must have given some head to get that part. 174214[/snapback] Cath gets back from France on Saturday. I'll be directing her to your comments about nurses. You can expect to DIE at the next pissup you attend. Just realised I haven't seen hips around for ages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudger 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 (edited) The first one was shite and the second one will more than likely be the same. I'll still probably watch it though Edited February 2, 2007 by smudger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wez 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 i have the 1st one at home not seen it yet.is it worth a watch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Yes for the scenery/cameos, no for the acting/plot/etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wez 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 okies i think i mite give it a miss then.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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