Brock Manson 0 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 They've just sent me this text: Show the women in your life that not all men are hopeless at staying in ouch. Send a text. A quick text can work wonders... Is someone wearing their ovaries on the outside at Vodafone HQ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 lol Go on Brock give that special lady a text © Vodafone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44106 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I get that all the fucking time from Vodafone, the set of wankers! I see they're not including picture messages as part of their text bundles from now on, the thieving gyppos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 (edited) You've blatantly signed up to Vodafones lady tips or something, like. Edited August 9, 2006 by WubbleUC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 The usual "Get great new offers blah blah blah" isn't too bad, but it's like they're stalking me now... If I texted back, would anyone read it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10669 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 .. weird I just got one saying I should keep in touch with my football team and that I should sign up 12p a text, no monthly bill.. aye balls to that boyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkinthedog 0 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 evil bastards, drumming up cash by playing on emotions/fears. throw your phone into the sea, that'll teach the cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I recommend you all cancel your contracts. Yes, yes I do work for Orange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10669 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 BURN THE VILLAGES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 Well I asked my stalker about it and her words were: "What the hell are you on about?" Then, strangely: "Where are your kittens?" So thankfully she can't stalk me via me network. Although I am worried I'll find little Shawnee (formerly known as Stiffy ) on gas mark 7 in the near future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44106 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Well I asked my stalker about it and her words were: "What the hell are you on about?" Then, strangely: "Where are your kittens?" So thankfully she can't stalk me via me network. Although I am worried I'll find little Shawnee (formerly known as Stiffy ) on gas mark 7 in the near future. 173834[/snapback] What are you on about, you knobsquirt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 Well I asked my stalker about it and her words were: "What the hell are you on about?" Then, strangely: "Where are your kittens?" So thankfully she can't stalk me via me network. Although I am worried I'll find little Shawnee (formerly known as Stiffy ) on gas mark 7 in the near future. 173834[/snapback] What are you on about, you knobsquirt? 173837[/snapback] Well she has a new job and I didn't listen to her incessant stalker ramblings so didn't know what it was. I hadn't texted her for awhile (apparently she knows when I receive texts ) and thought she'd been contacting me via Vodafone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Well I asked my stalker about it and her words were: "What the hell are you on about?" Then, strangely: "Where are your kittens?" So thankfully she can't stalk me via me network. Although I am worried I'll find little Shawnee (formerly known as Stiffy ) on gas mark 7 in the near future. 173834[/snapback] What are you on about, you knobsquirt? 173837[/snapback] Too much cheese before bed-time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44106 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Well I asked my stalker about it and her words were: "What the hell are you on about?" Then, strangely: "Where are your kittens?" So thankfully she can't stalk me via me network. Although I am worried I'll find little Shawnee (formerly known as Stiffy ) on gas mark 7 in the near future. 173834[/snapback] What are you on about, you knobsquirt? 173837[/snapback] Well she has a new job and I didn't listen to her incessant stalker ramblings so didn't know what it was. I hadn't texted her for awhile (apparently she knows when I receive texts ) and thought she'd been contacting me via Vodafone. 173838[/snapback] I already posted in this thread that I got the same text all the time! I bet this lass doesn't stalk you at all, and you just blame random happenings like this one on her to make yourself fell wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10669 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 no rebukal.... this means it's categorically true Brock has no stalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I preferred Stiffy tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 I preferred Stiffy tbh 174045[/snapback] So did I, but unfortunately in modern society you can't call a cat Stiffy. What a world we live in. I don't have a stalker anymore is why. Anyone's welcome to her, I couldn't care less, the bitch is gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10669 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I stil detect the faintest hint of sorrow, now you've lost your stalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 I stil detect the faintest hint of sorrow, now you've lost your stalker. 174067[/snapback] You want her? I'll pm you her goddam number, I don't bloody care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10669 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 (edited) married man me man Edit is it just me or does that sound gay? Edited August 10, 2006 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 hom tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10669 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 bet you created a program that meant all you had to do is press Ctrl-Alt and the 06570 number combination to automatically create and send that post.. nerd-Ketih T B F H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 T-Keith is currently away from his computer. This is an automatic message. The computer will automatically process this post on behalf of user 554. The result is = Hom TBH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10669 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Uber-Nerd tbs tbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 lol thats like the fucking it crowd sorry fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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